Caddyshack Minute

The Caddyshack Minute returns in a blaze of melancholy as Al Czervik is diagnosed with a broken arm and Danny Noonan replaces him. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

How can no show be a bonus? When it means your hosts get to live their lives for a day or two! Go enjoy yourselves, and Happy Fourth of July! Brought to you by iamtomtaylor.com  Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

A caller helps to analyze Al Czervik's swing and his possibly broken arm. And Mike puts an onion in his sock for real. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Between Porterhouse and Al Czervik, the betting is getting out of control. But it's okay; Tom's having a great time losing his keys. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Is Spaulding going to pick his nose? Did we really land on the Moon? Will LBJ ever get those pants made? Why are you asking us?? Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler stalks the gopher, which later steals Al Czervik's golf ball. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Lou Loomis lays it on the line for Smails, Webb, Beeper, and Czervik as the illegal golf match begins. And remember the Berenstain Bears book about Nelson Mandela? Neither do we. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails explains to Ty Webb that a golf course is not a parking lot, Dr. Beeper does not get to use the phone, but Dan does, and Lou Loomis makes sure he's not going to get fired. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Speckler invites Ty Webb to get weird, Ty invites Carl to 2 Briar, and Judge Smails invites Ty to move Al Czervik's car off the golf course. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler's cannonballing of Ty Webb continues before they rap about the plot of the film Caddyshack for a bit. Meanwhile, Tom says full names too often, Mike waxes nostalgic for "December, 1963," and Dan refuses to put an onion in his sock. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler introduces Ty Webb to his newly-invented grass strain, and to the dubious joys of the cannonball. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler tries to make himself look good to Ty Webb as we try to make ourselves feel superior by trying to take down country clubs. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Ty Webb makes it from the bushes to Carl Spackler's shed so we can watch two people who hate each other forced into doing a scene together. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler plays with clay as a gopher watches and Ty Webb putts in the bushes while Tom tries to tell one lousy joke. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Ty Webb delights Al Czervik by telling Judge Smails that his dad never liked him, and that gopher is back and nervous about Carl Spackler making plastic explosive animals. And in a stunning twist, Mike finds something to go bananas about. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Al Czervik places his bets against Judge Smails and Dr. Beeper, and Smails lists all the things that he and Ty Webb's father did together. Meanwhile Mike gets his chocolate in Tom's peanut butter, and Dan gets his peanut butter in Mike's chocolate. The results are much more delicious than it sounds. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutep...

Maggie and Danny Noonan enjoy a reunion in a completely different movie while Al Czervik and Judge Smails take turns wooing Ty Webb into golfing with them. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

It's a classic Smails/Czervik face-off before Ty Webb steps in and suggests everyone have a drink. Meanwhile our intrepid Michael Di Maria reports from Africa on how not to be eaten to death by nature. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Good pals Danny Noonan and Judge Smails go off to share a Fresca, and we don't know how many Rob Roys Fred Pickering has had and would never presume to ask. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails owes Danny Noonan a trip to the gas chamber, but since Danny is his pal, he'll give him a scholarship instead. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny Noonan might be forgiven by Judge Smails as long as he keeps his trap shut about falling for Lacey Underall's bewitching charms. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny Noonan tries unsuccessfully to get Maggie to let him possibly raise another man's child, gets a type of support from Lou Loomis, and gets sent to Judge Smails's office, while Dan, Mike, and Tom finally meet up in person. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Maggie stridently sobbing her eyes out as she tells Danny Noonan that she's pregnant? Dat's all we need! Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Bishop Pickering yells "Rat Farts" at the heavens, Danny Noonan spends the night in the caddy locker room, and Maggie becomes American for a few seconds. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Bishop Pickering may be on track to beating the club record, but no one cares except for a vengeful God. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers   www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod   Twitter: @CaddyshackMin