C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails

Let's Chat!!  In this C3 mini-episode, River takes on the internet’s obsession with “high vibrations.” Do you really need to glow like a spiritual highlighter to manifest your dreams? Or is something else going on? We’re talking nervous systems, witchcraft energy raising, and why drinking water and touching grass might be the most underrated magic there is.  Support the show We'll be back...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, we explore egregores, thoughtforms, fandom culture, algorithms, and the possibility that the internet functions like a modern ritual space.  Are we accidentally feeding collective entities with our attention? What is a digital familiar? And how can witches engage technology intentionally instead of unconsciou...

Let's Chat!! Boo, bitches — we’re fact-checking the cauldron. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we take a calm, clear look at some of the loudest myths floating around witchy spaces: • “You didn’t cleanse enough.”  • “You’ll accidentally summon a demon.”  • “Doubt cancels your spell.”  • “You’re not activated.” Spoiler: magic is not WiFi, demons are not hiding behind...

Let's Chat!! Welcome back to this mini episode of  Cauldrons of Chaos —where the spells are strong, the vibes are aligned, and no one remembers where they put the athame. In this mini episode, we’re talking about witchcraft fitness —the very real, very sweaty workout you didn’t sign up for but somehow completed anyway. From barefoot sprints across the house mid-ritual, to arm day via stubborn...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! Not all witches live in cottages deep in the woods. Some of us live three feet from vinyl siding and across from inflatable snowmen. In this episode, R Suburbia is uniform. Regulated. Aesthetically managed. Witchcraft is boundary-pushing. Subversive. Quietly powerful. In Episode 199 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, River dives into suburban witchcraft—ward...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! Not all witches work in covens. Some of us thrive in quiet rooms, late-night rituals, and energy that doesn’t require a group chat. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , we’re diving into the power of solitary witchery—its history, its misconceptions, its shadow sides, and why practicing alone can be one of the most powerful choices you make. So...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! Ever feel like a dead houseplant is watching you ? In this mini episode of Cauldrons of Chaos , we’re talking about plant hauntings —that special blend of guilt, neglect, and energetic awkwardness that lingers after a rosemary bush gives up on you emotionally. Is it a ghost?  Probably not.  Is it the energetic residue of broken routines, forgotten watering days, and c...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! Your house isn’t just a place you live… it’s a relationship you’re in. In Episode 197 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we’re talking house spirits —not as a trendy TikTok aesthetic, but as a real, ancient concept found across cultures: domestic guardians, hearth energy, ancestral echoes, and the “why does this corner feel judgmental?” phenomenon. We’ll cov...

Let's Chat!! Boo Bitches! No one ever asks accountants for free audits—but witches? Apparently, we’re community property. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails , River breaks down the sacred (and exhausting) role of being the witchy friend. From crisis texts and “just curious” skeptics to manifesting menaces and free-labor enthusiasts, we’re talking about what support act...

Let's Chat!! Welcome back to this week's mini Cauldrons of Chaos  episode — the podcast where the candles are lit, the vibes are questionable, and sometimes the most powerful spell you can cast is not lying down on the floor . This mini episode is for witches who want results but do not have the energy for: Full rituals Circle casting Remembering planetary correspondences Or putting on pa...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches! 🧹✨ This week on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , we’re talking about something a lot of witches experience—but almost nobody talks about honestly: life in the broom closet . If you practice quietly…  hide your altar…  code-switch your language…  or have ever said “I just like candles,” Congratulations—you’re not alone. You’re historically accurate. In this...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches! 🐸 This week on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , we’re hopping headfirst into the slippery, squishy, surprisingly powerful world of amphibian witchcraft . We’re talking: Toad Doctors and old-school folk healing (yes, it was weird) Frog familiars and emotional support gremlins Illness-transfer spells, frog bones, and swamp folklore Why frogs and toads are mas...

Let's Chat!! Boo, bitches. This week's mini cauldrons of chaos episode is about grounding — but not the soft, whispery, “just breathe” kind that makes some of us want to hiss. This is grounding for when you’re: Overstimulated Deeply annoyed Spiritually aligned but emotionally feral You’re not ungrounded. You’re irritated. And that’s different. In this episode, we’re talking grounding tech...

Let's Chat!! Boo, bitches. We love beginnings. New moons. New journals. New versions of ourselves we swear will be more organized.  But endings? Endings make witches uncomfortable—and that’s exactly why we need them. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , we’re talking about rituals of ending : why unfinished endings linger, how witches across history marked closure, and...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!  This episode was recorded on vacation, which means all rules were suspended. I was surrounded by friends who are—tragically— muggles , and instead of relaxing like a normal person, I did the only reasonable thing: handed them a microphone and started asking questions about witchcraft, magick, superstition, and all the things they definitely don’t believe in… except...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches! Today on our mini cauldron of chaos episode, we’re attempting the most dangerous ritual of all: cleaning the house. That’s right—banishing dust, hexing mold, negotiating with sentient laundry piles, and confronting the Underworld portal under the couch. This mini episode turns everyday cleaning into full-blown domestic witchcraft, complete with sweeping spells, glamo...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches. The holidays are here, the calendar is full, and your favorite witch is running on candlelight and caffeine. So this week, we’re revisiting a cozy holiday episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, because rest is also a ritual. If you’re juggling family, food, feelings, and approximately twelve obligations you didn’t agree to, this one’s for you.  Pour som...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches! In this episode of C3:  Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , River sits down with a fully clairvoyant medium who’s been seeing dead people since childhood—and spoiler alert: the spirits have zero chill . We talk about growing up sensitive in a world that didn’t understand it, what it’s really like to be clairvoyant, how mediumship actually works (no Hollywood jump s...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!  This week’s mini cauldron shot of chaos is serving holiday magick with a side of questionable decision-making.  In Potions in a Pinch: Holiday Edition , we’re whipping up fast, festive drinks for witches who don’t have time, patience, or the emotional bandwidth to deal with complicated recipes — or complicated relatives. Whether you need a cozy, booze-free brew to k...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!   Grab your seashell crowns and your emotional support kelp, because in this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails,  we’re diving headfirst into the wild, moody, salt-soaked world of Sea Witch Magick. From storm sorcery to tide work, from whispering to waves to being spiritually bullied by seagulls, this episode breaks down what sea witches actually do...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!  In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails , we’re cracking open the spellbook and the bestiary to talk about the wild, weird world of werewolf witches . Yes—witches who shift, witches who curse, witches who run with moonlit chaos energy. We’ll dig into folklore, modern magickal interpretations, lupine deities, lunar correspondences, shape-shifting s...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!  Today’s mini cauldron shot of chaos tackles the most ancient, universally feared ritual of all: laundry . Yes — the sacred art of cleansing clothing, chasing away stale energy, and battling that one mysterious sock that keeps disappearing like it’s practicing astral projection. We’ll talk cleansing, protection, fabric-softener glamours, lint-trap familiars, and the...

Let's Chat!! Join us as we unwrap the sinister tales of Krampus, the horned beast who prowls the winter nights, punishing the naughty and reveling in the Yuletide shadows. Discover the folklore, myths, and ancient traditions that surround this enigmatic figure! Support the show We'll be back! Until then, Stay Witchy!! River's Etsy Store:  www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.com Website: www.c...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches!  Sharpen your blades and your boundaries, because this week on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails we are diving headfirst—and hopefully not blade-first—into the wild, weird, and wildly overlooked world of the Axe Witches of Europe . Yes, axe witches. As in: Witches who said, “A broom? Cute. But what if I also carried a weapon that could split fate, firewood, and...

Let's Chat!! Boo, Bitches! On this week's Cauldrons of Chaos Mini Episode , River and Glim tackle the most ancient of witchy ailments: the Ritual Hangover. Whether you partied with your coven, danced under the full moon, or got peer-pressured by a very persuasive bottle of tequila, we’ve brewed up the ultimate post-ritual recovery “potion.” Featuring coffee strong enough to resurrect your...