...but with coffee

We review Solstice from Perkatory while trashing mobile games and the food industry, the appeal of farming, and living a fantasy.

We review New England from Perkatory while talking croissants and the essence of hope. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com

We review Espresso from Blackbeard Coffee while being in awe of bank robbers and discussing realizing the common denominator in your life and issues is you, and how to deal with that. Links: https://www.blackbeardroasters.com

We review Prodomo from Dallmayr Coffee while going on about measurements systems, and the meaning of hope. Links: https://www.dallmayr.com/deen/coffee/

We review coffee from Dressier Melange whilst talking wiling through being sick, the amount of data on YouTube, and content creators.

We review Holiday Blend from Five Elephants while talking about interacting with drunk people, and uppers and downers. Links: https://www.fiveelephant.com

We review Achtzig Zwanzig from Kröm coffee while discussing designer breed dogs, humans expectations for pets, and whether or not we’d survive a takeover.

We review Sumatra from Lancaster County Coffee while wondering why portions are so large at restaurants, stimulus checks, dumb degrees. Links: https://www.lancastercountycoffee.com

We review Dead Reckoning (hot version) while talking about peaking early, the difficulty in making good decisions, and learning from Bluey.

We review Monte Carlos from Passenger Coffee while reminiscing the good times growing up…or not. Links: https://www.passengercoffee.com

We review 40 Winks from Corvus, our first decaf, while lament about our current car issues. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com

We review Dead Reckoning Cold Brew from Corvus coffee while discussing taking a trip to Guatemala, gold rush, travel advisories, and gang activity. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com

We review…nothing, because the post office never delivered. However, we still rant on about homelessness, begging for money, vices, and locking yourself out.

We test reheating coffee and keeping coffee warm for an extended period of time to see if it’s drinkable. All while trashing your resolutions, freezing food, and being sick.

We review Espresso Blend from Muddy Goose Coffee Co while chiming in on poor non-profits, holiday drivers, and why grocery stores get raided for every snow storm. Oh, and, a bit about lying to your children. Links: https://www.muddygoose.com

We review Chestnut Praline from Starbucks because, it’s Christmas and why not. All while working through different ways of…intaking alcohol, and gift exchanges.

We review San Lorenzo from Tenfold coffee while rattling on about portable espresso makers, gift giving, and being broke. Links: https://tenfoldcoffee.com https://www.wacaco.com

We review Steeped Coffee - Addicting Liquid while rattling on about winning the lottery, productive vibes, and mass transit crashes.

We drink Mushroom Instant Coffee from Simple Truth while talking about elementary school field trips, eating out as a kid, gluttony, and ending medication.

We review the annual release of Darkest Day from Folly while talking about how to resolve a problem, learning from your mistakes, OJ Simpson, crime statistics, and opioids.

We review Coffee or Die from Black Rifle Coffee while chatting about sauerkraut, exploiting your station, being the best, and rioting. Links: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com

We review Holler Mountain from Stumptown Coffee and rant about traffic woes, eviction notices, and housing conspiracies. Links: https://www.stumptowncoffee.com/

We review the House Blend from Unseen bean and ramble about trick or treating, costumes, and social media. Links: https://www.theunseenbean.com

We review Nova Blend from Dark Moon Coffee while going on about cops, people in self checkouts, and smoking. Links: https://www.darkmoon.coffee

We review Daurfusu from Coava while listing all the things we want to do in this life, jam and eggs, landing a plane, and how humans love activities that take them as close to death as possible.