Burning River Sportscast: A Cleveland Browns Podcast

Welcome to the best damn Cleveland Browns podcast in the world that is in no way whatsoever actually officially affiliated with the Cleveland Browns themselves. We have a winner for our Nick Chubb Jersey Giveaway and were able to have them on the show, the DeAndre Hopkins rumor mill is churning 'em out in full force, Browns players are getting robbed, Myles Garrett was MIA for OTAs, you can't watc...

This is NOT the greatest podcast in the world… this is just a tribute. A long time ago Ronnie Jams and Kenny Thunder was hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road. When all of a sudden there shined a real Big Seel, in the middle of the road. And he said "who is the best football player in the world!? I want to know!" Well Ronnie and Kenny. They looked at each other. And they each said… "JIM BROWN...

Welcome to Whose Logo Is It Anyway where the entries are made up and the points don't matter... the Browns will inevitably pick their favorite and not ours regardless. On today's episode the Browns have narrowed down the fan submitted designs for the official unofficial logo for the Cleveland Browns (and more specifically the Dawg Pound) to 5 and we debate which one slaps the hardest, they have co...

Draft Week! That week of the off-season that always felt like the Super Bowl in Cleveland. However, it feels a little different this year and there isn't nearly as much hype... and that is probably a good thing! But you still need some draft analysis in your life and we're here for you! The draft kicks off today, the Browns are looking for a new stadium but the Mayor says he won't be helping, Myle...

Come set sail with us as we discuss the newly unveiled Cleveland Browns Fan Cruise that sets sail in 2024! The Browns have already lost a player for the upcoming season, a familiar face has landed in Baltimore, the Cavaliers begin their playoff campaign with high hopes, and the Guardians begin their regular season campaign with much of the same. Plus there are a lot of important dates to remember...

We are back from sabbatical and so much went down while we were away! Free Agency was a frenzy and we’ve got quite a few new faces to welcome as well as some familiar ones to welcome back, the Browns made a big trade in the midst of it all to bolster the WR room, the Cleveland Coaching Carousel has finally stopped turning and our leadership group is set for the upcoming season and on top of it all...

The Super Bowl has come to pass We knew the season would never last Wake me up when the season ends Like Rihanna shaking her ass 23 weeks have gone too fast Wake me up when the season ends Here comes the draft again I think that I'll be sick Drenched in my pain again We don't have any picks As our memories rest But never forget how much we lost Wake me up when the season ends Football has come and...

The Pro Bowl Games took place this past week and it was exactly what we thought it would be... a bunch of Pro Bull! The Browns had 4 players participate, 1 got hurt, former Browns TE Ben Watson talks about his worst interview ever, Deshaun Watson thinks he is in a movie, there are a TON of options to be his backup next year, Joe Woods found a new home, Joe Thomas may be heading home to Canton this...

The Browns are in full off-season mode and we're along for the ride! There are a number of former Browns that it might make sense to bring back, there are some current Browns that it may make sense to trade or let go, the Cavs are desperately trying to gel, the Guardians and all of Cleveland lost a lifelong fan and dear friend, we roll out the Troll Patrol, the AFC and NFC Championship games could...

The Cleveland Browns have found their new Defensive Coordinator in their new gym shorts! **Listens to producer in ear piece** Correction: The Cleveland Browns have found their new Defensive Coordinator in Jim Schwartz! With this hire they hope to bring some accountability to a team that has had none in the past 3 years. Can he change the culture going into the 4th year of Kevin Stefanski's regime?...

The Browns are on the hunt for a Defensive Coordinator (and since this recording have chosen one in Jim Schwartz), the Cavaliers are trying to get healthy, the Guardians' Progressive Field is getting a make-over, the NFL Playoffs got off to a wiggity Wildcard Round start, there are some good match-ups set for the Divisional Round, Robbie Kneivel passed away, and what would happen if you actually c...

The calamity that was the 2022-2023 Cleveland Browns campaign finally came to a harsh conclusion this week as the Browns got thoroughly embarrassed by their division rivals, the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Browns once again looked completely outclassed, they finished last in the division yet again, there were some coaching changes with possibly more looming, there are decisions to be made regarding r...

It was a tale of two halves for the Cleveland Browns this week as they came out as cold as a winter day in North-East Ohio only to follow it up with a red hot second half from Deshaun Watson and the offense. The defense showed Carson Wentz why he belongs on the bench and picked him off 3 times on the way to an easy win. Next up the Browns take on the Squealers in the Season Finale with last place...

After another poor showing in week 16 the Cleveland Browns lost to the lowly New Orleans Saints and watched themselves be officially eliminated from playoff contention. If that wasn't bad enough, the Steelers, who are in complete rebuild mode, passed Cleveland in the AFC North standings. The coaching staff looks lost from top to bottom, the locker room seems to be turning on Stefanski, they've got...

Now that the pressure is off, the Browns promptly took care of business at home against a division rival. The defense forced some turnovers, Myles Garrett and the D-Line beat up on an inexperienced QB, and Justin Tucker helped out by inexplicably going 1/3 on his FGs in this one and the Browns were able to reward the Dawg Pound and the rest of the home crowd with a win! Their only goal from here o...

It was another long afternoon of absolutely terrible play-calling in Cincinnati that led to another one-sided loss. And with that the Cleveland Browns playoff chances are officially dead! RIP! Today we mourn another wasted season with a roster full of talent. This season was another year of undisciplined and uninspired football, another season with terrible play calling and questionable personnel...

Deshaun Watson made his long awaited debut and as expected there was a lot of rust that needs to be knocked off as his 2 years out of football have taken their toll. Luckily the Cleveland Browns were afforded the opportunity to play a peewee team this week in the Houston Texans and they walked away with an easy win. Probably the most surprising development to come out of this one was just how well...

The Cleveland Browns added GOAT to Thanksgiving menu this past week as Jacoby Brissett and the boys were able to come up big and give us a huge overtime win heading into the debut of Deshaun Watson against his former team and some of his accusers in Houston! Jacoby played much better than expected this season, the Browns as a whole have let him down, they get a cupcake game this week for Watson's...

Celebrate Thanksgiving with the Burning River Sportscast! With Red Hot Ronnie Jams on Paternity leave, Kenny Thunder breaks down another frustrating Browns loss. While Ronnie sings lullabies, Kenny breaks down what went right and what went wrong with the Browns and previews the upcoming match-up with the Buccaneers. Fill up with us but save some room for a plate of disappointment and a slice of pu...

Disheveled, distant, distracted, and downtrodden. These are just a few words that you could use to describe the Cleveland Browns in Miami this past weekend. Red Hot Ronnie Jams lives up to his name and brings the heat as he lays into the coaching staff and Kenny Thunder joins that train as the caboose. The whole team looked like they didn't want to be there on Sunday, Nick Chubb got just 11 carrie...

The Cleveland Browns could not disappoint this week as they were on their bye and there was absolutely no chance of losing! They come out of it rested, relatively healthy, and ready to try to make a run and put themselves in a good position for when Deshaun Watson returns in a few weeks. In the spirit of the break and election season, Kenny Stefanik (not coach of the Cleveland Browns) delivers his...

On Halloween night, Monday Night Football, and in front of a prime time audience, our Cleveland Browns came screaming out of the grave they had dug themselves the last few weeks and haunted the Bengals' all night until Joey B. and the boys were seeing ghosts! We were treated to monster performances on All Hallows' Eve from Batman (Nick Chubb) and Vecna (Myles Garret), Pumpkin Head was representin'...

The Browns invent another way to lose a game and fall to the Baltimore Ravens. At 2-5 hope is dwindling for a playoff spot and we haven't even reached the midway point in the season. Next up we have a date with another AFC North rival in the Bengals and a chance to turn things around. But we'd be lying if we said we're getting our hopes up. Luckily the Cavs season started and they give us somethin...

No heart, no emotion, and absolutely no fight whatsoever in the Cleveland Browns this past week against the New England Patriots. At least our Cleveland Guardians showed up and played their hearts out for this city! But in the end they couldn't overcome the MLB catering to another big market team and they fell to the Evil Empire. The Browns have back to back games against the AFC North but do they...

The defense was sloppy, the coaching was questionable, the kicking was inaccurate, the turnovers were extremely ill-timed, and it all adds up to another week with another heartbreaking loss for your Cleveland Browns! Luckily the Guardians beat the Rays in the ALWS and advance in the MLB playoffs! Matt Rhule got fired, there are big injuries all over in the NFL, Cooper Rush is a legit starter, you...