BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Lucky numbers, everyone will have their own church bell for 15 minutes, Wang's been in China! One of us never broke into a school – it's worth licking an alcy. Ghost ship lollipop, SJW Barbie, Woody was a confederate, noncebag featuring Prince Andrew, Epstein Brain, Paedo Dinner Party Conundrum! LOADS OF TAT but no sketches this week, sorry! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Liste...

Episode 38 POP FIZZ CLINK   What is England’s tourism jingle? Visit Wales – you won’t even notice for a bit! Phil’s tour is already selling out! Safari tips. MORE TAT ATTACK! Phil and Pierre dissect the circumstances and fate of Uncle Fatty. Who runs Monkey Fat Camp? Correspondence includes: hospital poo inspection, the verb “to mud”, Irish vampires, Full Monkey Jacket. Get in touch! @thebudp...

Attack Of The Tat! Rock out to some AdRock! Phil’s voice, right to bear cans will never be abused, Phil is off to China, who looks English? THE VERY FIRST TAT ATTACK! We’ve been enjoying all the awful TAT you’ve sent us, including SIX LITTLE STORIES WITH A LOT OF MEANING. Phil is still angry about Task Master. Check out Johnny White’s latest show on BandCamp here! https://johnnywhitereallyreally.b...

Episode 36! BudSquared!   It’s a telephone pod! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang talk about the rugby world cup, learning mathematics from 17thcentury warfare games, we admit being in the Illuminati again, being near water makes you wise, Japan is a nation of ASMR. We also discuss how the Tories have kicked off their election campaign by returning to their insane, evil roots and how the populati...

Episode 35! Correspondents’ Dinner Three: BudPod and The Prisoner of Azkaban!    Lots of cry laughing in this one. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie indulge in their RIGHT TO BEAR CANS and go through your fantastic correspondence. The boys discuss genealogy, imperialism and vasectomies. Are YOU a Founding Farter? Do the boys reference poo a lot? Yes, but only via the works of Alan Moore and...

Laksa Splitpants! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie vaguely bring back number weapons. Phil got a massage from Wikipedia disguised as a Japanese guy. Pierre’s lost his Laksa Virginity! They’ve been up to their balls in laksa at Sambal Shiok just off Holloway Road. The boys enjoyed some soft-core prawns that make Phil want to believe in intelligent design. What animals are letters? Giraffe’s are a gian...

33! It’s the Jesus Episode! Midlife Christis! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss the different stages of life crisis, monks trapped in statues, what would you burn yourself to death for? Lemsip or crusty rolls? Deadline news! Gregory P Mango! (We now think he is some kind of journalist!) Novellie talks dice collections and shiny shiny rocks for fish tanks. We talk about Pierre’s pogs and Phil’s...

Thirty poo! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie engage in some BAKE OFF CHAT! It’s a poopy start, beware. We are products of our parents’ anuses. PHIL WAS ON GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF EXTRA SLICE. He met a sexy baby and Stacey OBSEEEEEESSSSSED Dooley! Pierre is suspicious of public cakes and Phil hates huggers. Phil gets Baby Spice to admit her darkest preferences. We pick over Justin Trudeau’s blackface a...

Episode 31! Phil loves Japan beating Ireland, tales from the road, Roman emperor thumbs including Augustus the Bitch, turn the UK off and on again, Munchetty’s hospital pass and we finally ask: where is the racist news? No Deal is like a German cannibal. What’s your internal age? Check out Phil’s dancing GIF. The renaissance artist Wangellie. The BudPod SAVES A MAN’S LIFE, or at least his dick. Si...

RANK YOUR STARCHES! Part two of the 30th birthday breakdown bonanza! Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady discuss bread and pasta, deadlifting, brunch and morning meat vs afternoon meat. Featuring two of the BEST EVER POO STORIES - food poisoning and bag-based! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Listeners' Lobe award!...

Episode 30 part A! Join Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady for the first part of the double 30th mega pod! The trio talk dildo warehouses, instagram perverts sending us messages, bathwater, THE NAPPY MAN, married condoms and condom villains and, of course, a fantastic poo story. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on twitter! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Li...

Correspondent’s Special 2: Electric Boogaloo! That’s right, PodBuds, Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie devote another entire episode to your high-quality nonsense and poo stories. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.comor @theBudPod on Twitter! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Listeners' Lobe award! Thank you guys! KOJI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Premium Beef Snacks! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk biltong and agree to The Greatest Wager Of All Time – The Great Mouth Noise Wager! Pierre and Phil discuss Japanese Voldemort, the awful tweeness of Lin Manuel Miranda, and some great poopy correspondence. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.com or @theBudPod on Twitter! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Listeners' Lobe award!...

Podarch of the Glen! The last day of the Fringe! Some great correspondence but no sketches this week! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss high fashion and ignoring hot models, body types, Dirty Monday and the end of the Fringe horror, Phil is off to Scandinavia and Pierre has some cool news about Frank Skinner, Malaysian ketchup. Phil has been conducting the Slurpies, his East Asian food awards,...

BravePod! With Iain Stirling! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss inspiring quotes before chatting to comedian, sparkling wit and the voice of Love Island: Iain Stirling. The boys chat about Greyfriars Bobby, Lena Dunham describing Iain’s porn glasses, irony, public appearances, having a panic attack at a corporate and being slandered by weirdos, Iain’s audience of organized oldies and youngies,...

CaledoniPod! Its Episode 25, our latex anniversary! We have new tech and microphones to celebrate! Spiky pee prophecy. Tom Jones and Elvis are in our heads. Drawing your own porn. Health complaints and lots of fringe complains – wow we are tired! Phil’s moderately racial gin trolley. Pierre is haunted by WOOers. Barbarian Lads and audiences weeing. Phil’s worst evening ever: he had an OOer, a revi...

Arthur’s Pod! Churchill Brunch, Bristol Berlusconi, toasties, raw eggs, the sexiest animal to get the ladies, Fringe recommendations, Pierre and Phil nearly fought a racist, the precise arrangement of God’s dick and balls, censorship and some GREAT correspondence. IMAGINE doing an Okay Thank You to ISIS! Pierre does his Jacob Rees Mogg impression. Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.comor on Twitter...

EdinPodBud! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie hit the Edinburgh Festival Fringe! No sketches this week, sorry sweet listeners! Phil’s secret shame show. Season finale of the UK Banter! Phil finds an accent loophole. Sassy train child VS rude Australian man. Pointless retweets, a brief guest GUEST appearance by Glenn Moore, sommelier nonsense and more Phil wine snobbery, water tasters and CORRESPONDENC...

BorisPod! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie are exhausted by the heat. Boris finally gets to deliver the speech he wrote as a sinister child. Saudi wizards and baguettes. Necromancer strategy and zombie chat! Phil wears earplugs because he losing his mind, sleep hallucinations and The Hag. We discuss only forming negative memories like comedian Garrett Millerick. The Twitter Rage Machine and its addic...

DANEPØD! It gets poopy again! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss Copenhagen and its beauty, ASMR twitch gaming, 1 Hour Poo, Glenn Moore teaser, the Scandinavian beauty white supremacy trap, Britain’s Imperial Cricket Team, Liam Neeson’s CLOCHE, never meet your ENEMIES, Inflaty Popkins and Julia Fartley-Pooer, not to be mean, a new Louis Line example! Shy lady BudPod hecklers, UPDATE FROM NATALI...

The big TWO-OH! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about blue witches, electric witches, selfies, Glastonbury crystal nonsense, old Chinese, an African man, seeing George Galloway in a diner and Nigel Farage taking a call, being the main character in the movie of life, the cosy vibes of Folk-Gothic and Hygge, disguising the fact that you're at work, bum bum wife, soup flushing, slow pooer relative...

  GlastonBudPod! Sound apology, Glastonbury Goldblum, camping horrors, Phil’s regrets, the catchphrase incident, the ultimate Japanese heckle put down, China Daily, Sunder-Land, the British Festival Barbarism theory, WE FINALLY GET UP TO DATE WITH CORRESPONDENCE! Videogame noises and chess, cocktail icepicks, BUM BUM for two, street cred into street lead, pissy SIRI, Glasto Attenborough, dog...

BEERPOD! BudPissed! We are 18! Happy Birthday! Offensive jokes, mad gig gammon, racist twitter troll hunting, distended bellies, the most surprising or strange thing to be turned on by, sexy cartoons, Emily Maitlis the AVATAR of NEWS, trying to buy pints, Sick Booze/VomBooze, the legs/trustworthiness scale, pooing out your memories, high risk greetings, #KOJI2012, cool virgins and spider leg-dicks...

BudPork! It’s an extra meaty pod this week! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about how Generation Z don’t be fuckin’, Jimmy Sa-Phil, Love Island’s Territorial Waters, Clinton the Satyr, Johnny Vegas’ Chernobyl, Boris Johnson’s Glowing Bellend, the risks of tidying your room, Jordan Peterson’s beef shits, why is everyone’s hero an old man? The lucrative incel market. Phil nearly had a heart attac...

Sweet sixteen! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie enjoy a pure and virginal sixteen. Phil’s Dad’s Italian Restaurant. Japanese Love Island, the Innocence-Perverted Horseshoe, CYBERPUNK, brown squiggles, street mysteries and side quests, babushkas, hangover horn, being a Nazi without a spark plug, curry spoon dance, more slow pooer correspondence! Vote here for BudPod for this year's Golden Lobes, Liste...