Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut". [Edited by @iamdyre 🫠] Chapters (0...

The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’...

[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] Chapters...

The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠...

The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏢] Chapters (...

We’re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ⚽️🎶 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he’s known for only a month—is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ✈️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we...

The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy. [Edited by @iamd...

The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker st...

Description: Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule cha...

Description / Show Notes: Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community 🎉 Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman 😾🚨 Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream 😳📱 Chismation brea...

The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️] Chapters (...

The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. 🎬💍 We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. 🌿✈️ Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old...

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion m...

The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’r...

The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎩] Chapters...

Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS w...

The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle. [Edited by @iamdyre ✂...

The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have! 🚓🖐️ We’re diving into a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring "monster-in-law" horror stories, including one mother-in-law who demanded her daughter-in-law get a hysterectomy and another who lied about an autistic child speaking just to be spiteful....

[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just...

The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship! 🕯️😱 We’re also breaking down the $500 million San Pedro development set to snatch the "Tallest Ferris Wheel" title away from Santa Monica. 🎡⚓ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re getting the inside scoop from Peso on how Kim Kardashian literally walked...

Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans. Chapters:  (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (02:58)...

Description / Show Notes: Brown Bag Mornings kicks off with Benny Blanco admitting something about Selena Gomez that has everybody yelling “simp!” 😭 Then a 10-year-old girl goes viral for standing on business with ICE 👀 The Homie Helpline gets wild when Chalino asks if his 89-year-old grandpa should be allowed to chase love with a 40-year-old woman from the carniceria 🌹 Bad Bunny also shows how...

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire. [Edited...

The squad is losing it after Ray J got flattened in a bare-knuckle MMA fight and immediately started snitching about a "plan" that went south backstage. 🥊 We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex posted a private photo on Instagram and held his favorite skateboard hostage—until pro skater Paul Rodriguez (P-Rod) called in with a legendary surprise. 🛹 Then there's B from the LBC, who...

We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Nate, whose "accidental" namesake friend maxed out his cards for a $1,000 spree, and Marcy, who came home from an armed robbery stint to find her homie in Watts had been renting out her BMW to the whole complex! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the terrifying 140 mph "bullet buses" that might be terrorizing the 5 freeway soon just to get people to San Fr...