Brown Bag Mornings

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a...

The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💫] See omnystudi...

On this Homie Helpline , the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place. [Edit...

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Tru...

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic f...

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales , roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo , and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Robert...

Lo returns to the Homie Helpline for a wild update, explaining how a night of San Pedro shrimp and "drinks on the rocks" led to him getting "vampire marks" from his ex and ghosting a new girl he was supposed to take to church. The squad also roasts Vic after his girlfriend racked up a $100 bill on just kimchi and ramen at a Korean BBQ spot, sparking a heated debate on whether she’s secretly pregna...

The crew tackles a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a homie should break up with his girl during their anniversary beach trip, eventually suggesting a "firing protocol" that involves parking unmarked cars and making a clean getaway. The comedy continues as the squad gets into a heated argument over whether putting sour cream on tamales is a culinary masterpiece or a "flagrant foul,"...

On today's episode the crew celebrates Concrete's birthday and has an amazing sit down with Snow Tha Product! [Edited by @iamdyre ❄️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is like a Christmas piñata : it starts with some heavy, heartfelt hits that might bring a tear to your eye, but it eventually breaks open into a chaotic explosion of sweets, laughter, and high-energy debates about things like "live, laugh, love" signs and thongs at Spongebob premieres. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎄] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, a...

Federico calls the Homie Helpline furious because he introduced his work crush—who had previously given him a "boo basket"—to his friend, only for the friend to immediately swoop in and steal her away because Federico never shot his shot, leaving him feeling like he brought his own replacement. Meanwhile, the hosts freak out over the bizarre news that the brother of LA Rams star Puka Nacua was arr...

Hector checks in with the Homie Helpline after cutting off the ICE agent he was dating for six months because his undocumented parents did not approve, leading to the devastating realization that he "wasn't the first one to leave her" for that reason,. Additionally, the crew dives into the international chaos stirred up by a British baker living in Mexico who created a culinary controversy by dism...

Caller Daisy is losing it after she found her boyfriend's ChatGPT history included "Reasons to cheat," forcing the crew to debate if she should apologize for turning up on him or trust her man who claims it was just a joke with the homies. Plus, the hosts dive into the bizarre story of how Jim Carrey almost quit playing the Grinch due to panic attacks caused by the lengthy makeup process, which re...

This week, we try to untangle the mess when Lizzy's man wants to take their four-month-old to see the grandma who threatened to "throw hands" while Lizzy was holding the newborn. Then, we hear confessions during the 'Naughty Forgiveness' segment, where one adorable nine-year-old admits to stealing money just to fund her serious Panda Express addiction. [Edited by @iamdyre 👶] See omnystudio.com/li...

Our guy Miguel needs serious help on the Homie Helpline after revealing he knocked up his 40-year-old mom's best friend, Miss Veronica, leaving him stressing about breaking the news to Mom, who desperately wanted a grandchild. Plus, Greg shares the wild details of his very first deep tissue massage, which turned into a horrifying realization that he was getting unexpected work done on his booty. [...

Hector calls the Homie Helpline in sheer panic after his beautiful girlfriend of six months confessed she is an ICE agent the moment he tried to make things official, leaving him to figure out how to introduce "the enemy" to his undocumented parents. The hosts also roast the teacher who nervously responded to Khloe Kardashian's flirtatious comment and try to understand why Gelo Ball regretted marr...

Christina calls into the Homie Helpline begging for advice on winning back her baby daddy, G, only to hear him and his mother air out their messy 10-year relationship and confirm that G has officially downgraded her to "side piece" status. Meanwhile, the crew dives into the latest hip-hop drama where Ja Rule attempts the "lawsuit angle" after 50 Cent reposts an interview clip alleging Ja Rule and...

The Homie Helpline is extra juicy this week as Jazelle seeks advice after being disinvited from her bestie’s Christmas party because the cousin gives her "weird vibes," leading to a full-blown conspiracy theory about her man's past. The crew also investigates why In-N-Out is being a total buzzkill by completely removing the infamous order number 67 from their system. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍑] See om...

This week, we dive into the Homie Helpline to counsel a guy whose 'glow up' has him ready to trade in his loyal wife for a chance at finding an Instagram 'test drive'. Meanwhile, the crew debates whether getting a "fade" haircut makes you officially unprofessional if you’ve somehow managed to hit the big 3-0, according to one viral real estate agent. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚕] See omnystudio.com/list...

Julio is turning Christmas into a combat sport after drawing his despised beer pong rival—a "lame" baby daddy he fought three years ago—for Secret Santa, forcing the Brown Bag crew to debate whether he should stand on business or finally squash the beef. Additionally, the 'Naughty List' segment exposes the true monsters of the holiday season: parents who leave folded laundry on the floor for the d...

Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the crew gives a dire warning: shredded cheese bought at major retailers like Target and Walmart is currentl...

Rachel calls the Homie Helpline feeling majorly slighted and self-conscious after her sister removed their matching Harley-Davidson memorial tattoo—honoring their late father who loved to ride—because her new "red flag boyfriend" thought it was "tacky and ghetto". Then, things get really weird as the crew discusses the explosive Diddy documentary allegations, including a male escort's claim that D...

The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses the threat of no presents to procure necessary foot massages from his daughter because his feet are a...

Evelyn calls the Homie Helpline after trying to get a Real ID revealed her man's identity crisis: he discovered his birth certificate lists his father as Juan Martinez from Mexico, meaning he is only Mexican and not full Salvi as he thought. Meanwhile, the hosts are divided over the US transportation secretary's viral call to " ditch the pajama pants and slippers " while traveling, with some fierc...

This episode begins by highlighting the 10-year tradition of the viral Thanksgiving gathering between Wanda Dench and Jamal Hil Hinton, which originated from a text message sent to the wrong number. The main discussion revolves around a listener's dilemma asking if it is fair to request that his girlfriend pay for half the cost to fix his keyed car and replace his missing PlayStation—damage she in...