Brown Bag Mornings

🚓 Petty Police — Tracy Morgan’s childhood bully needs help… but Tracy has other plans 🤦 ♂️😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ DJ Greg C — The woman behind the Dr Pepper jingle made $2 million 💰🥤 and the crew tries to make their own 🎤😂 🌩️ Concrete Storm — Concrete delivers the latest weather update... sorta? ☁️🌬️ 💔 Homie Helpline — Amy wants NO parts of her best friend’s messy situationship a...

The crew handles a chaotic Homie Helpline for John, a "visual learner" who kept a secret female bestie saved with heart emojis for four years - and his girlfriend found out - only to be informed that his girlfriend’s request for "space" means she has officially exited the orbit of their relationship. The "studious fools" also investigate Paul Pierce’s wild claim that men are "psychologically damag...

Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez 🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update 😬 John calls in after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱 🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche 🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks 🎓 Professor Concrete share...

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedl...

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The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where they debate if Emily should apologize to her brother's rich girlfriend for secretly housing his "skittle freaky" ex, who was previously evicted for doing Only Fans in the family home. The comedy peaks as the squad roasts Vic for being an "incognito" traitor who agreed with Freddy Gibbs that Chicago has better Mexican food than LA, all while investi...

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" joke about the downfall of The Container Store , roasting the "girly pops" who...

Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!? [Edited by @iamdyre 🦟] See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

The crew navigates a deeply emotional Homie Helpline as they offer support to Monica, a listener struggling to care for a mother with dementia who has begun accusing her 15-year-old granddaughter of theft. The conversation balances heart and humor as the squad roasts a girl for trading her boyfriend's location for a Chipotle bowl and investigates the shocking claim that the Staples Center will be...

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where a fiancé’s "jerk" friends are caught trying to sabotage his engagement by posting uncropped throwback pics of his ex-girlfriend for the "2016 trend". The studious fools also investigate a 550lb black bear in Altadena that was evicted from one home only to move into the neighbor's crawlspace because he apparently wanted a more "luxurious two-bedroom...

Today's Homie Helpline is messy- with a foo who's trying to choose between his girl and the Superclásico. And whether it’s ASAP Rocky’s mom playing matchmaker or Clayton Kershaw lying about retirement, this episode proves that mothers—and "studious fools"—always know best. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥅] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm...

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed ; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Jay-Z and the squad discovering that making your bed makes you 206% more likely to be a millionaire, t...

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids with "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" react to the Hollywood Walk of Fame being voted LA's worst attraction—wher...

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michae...

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was...

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s insane checklist for a wife, which includes a helicopter license , a ban on Scorpios , and a strict "...

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a...

The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💫] See omnystudi...

On this Homie Helpline , the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place. [Edit...

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Tru...

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic f...

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales , roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo , and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Robert...

Lo returns to the Homie Helpline for a wild update, explaining how a night of San Pedro shrimp and "drinks on the rocks" led to him getting "vampire marks" from his ex and ghosting a new girl he was supposed to take to church. The squad also roasts Vic after his girlfriend racked up a $100 bill on just kimchi and ramen at a Korean BBQ spot, sparking a heated debate on whether she’s secretly pregna...

The crew tackles a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a homie should break up with his girl during their anniversary beach trip, eventually suggesting a "firing protocol" that involves parking unmarked cars and making a clean getaway. The comedy continues as the squad gets into a heated argument over whether putting sour cream on tamales is a culinary masterpiece or a "flagrant foul,"...

On today's episode the crew celebrates Concrete's birthday and has an amazing sit down with Snow Tha Product! [Edited by @iamdyre ❄️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.