Judah and Matthew Nielsen

Brother Date

Comedy EN ↓ 317 episodes

Half of the episodes are about Star Trek. The other half are only tangentially about Star Trek.

Author

Judah and Matthew Nielsen

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

brotherdate.com

Latest episode

Sep 18, 2025

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Episodes

Smooth is Fast 27.06.2024

Descent Pt. 1 | Body and Soul | Afterimage Man, has Lore been responsible for all of this shit all along? For real, though? Who came down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome on Voyager this week? Finally, how did Ezri get into that toilet so easily? Brother Date! OR Sister Date...

My Embryos 13.06.2024

Timescape | Inside Man | Shadows and Symbols Is this the week Sir Pat Stew finally earned that Emmy? Which TNG performers shone brightest on this week's VOY ? How do we rate the actor who played Damar's looks? Brother Date! Oink oink!

Sales Weasel, Job Hopper 30.05.2024

Critical Care | Image in the Sand | Second Chances Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it? What are your favorite memories of the planet Tyree? Do you think Pat Stew wore a shirt for his audio recording sessions? Brother Date! It's Shakespeare!

Unbuttered 16.05.2024

Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the Prophets It's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay , Peldor joi , and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball. Brother Date! Preach and amen!

Race Fever 02.05.2024

Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | Drive This week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it. Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and party!

Showtime, Synergy 18.04.2024

Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of Mind I bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited. Brother Date! Join now and get fitted for a flashy "forest-print Marissa" unde...

Love Is A Battlefield 04.04.2024

Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and Lace Somebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you." Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended to say or mean!

De-demoted 14.03.2024

Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | Valiant This week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible. Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star Trek for you. Brother Date! Red Squad! Red Squad!...

Geordi Didn't See Nothing 15.02.2024

The Reckoning | My Starship | The Haunting of Deck 12 How many of DS9's residents and visitors have had powerful orb experiences? Why isn't the name of this week's TNG , "Saddle Mine"? Has Voyager finally found a home for Ray (plural)? Find out on Brother Date ! We can no longer be reached for comment!

Let's Get Together 25.01.2024

(redacted) | Life Line | Birthright Pt. 2 | His Way This week on Brother Date... We deleted another regular segment from the show for good! Home stretch, people. So don't bother writing in to tell us whether Troi deserved that ice cream. Yet another character "becomes" this week, and we're finally introduced to Felix! Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah!

Jaglom Shrek and the True Creatures 11.01.2024

Mailbag | Fury | Birthright Pt 1 | In The Pale Moonlight I don't think the web has really caught on yet, but there are some good streaming comedies on Netflix these days. We give our official podcast recommendation in the Mailbag. On TrekTalk, we ask some questions. Why's she so mad, though? What's the deal with Shrek? Why won't my lasagna souffle rise? Brother Date! It's a fake!

Winter's Tears 21.12.2023

Mailbag | Muse | Inquisition | Tapestry You're hearing it more and more on the street. What do we shout when we pop open a crisp, cold Dos Equis Ambar Especial? Also, do you believe in the power of an actor's performance, or a playwright's quill? Is Worf embarrassed about ordering breakfast off the kid's menu? Can Corey remember that he and Johnny are the same age, please, for once, can he remembe...

Real Mistakes 07.12.2023

Mailbag | Face of the Enemy | Live Fast and Prosper | Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night In the mailbag we answer pressing questions like "What was Happy Gilmore's name?" Then, we do a solid 60 minutes about dinner parties, talk about some of the least fundamental Voyager episodes, and...(sigh)... have a serious discussion about comfort women. Thanks, Ron Moore! Brother Date! True grifters for life...

Cough Button 16.11.2023

Mailbag | Aquiel | Change of Heart | Good Shepherd Guys... guys I'm so sorry. This is aurally the worst Brother Date episode yet. There's so much grimy coughing in here. I thought... I thought I was hiding them. I was NOT hiding them. Oh man... oh man I'm so embarrassed. Just... you can skip this one, ok? It's just Star Trek . You don't need to hear it. Some RoboCop talk. Some Running Man . We'll...

I Ain't Seen That One 02.11.2023

Mailbag | Child's Play | Honor Among Thieves | Ship In a Bottle In the mailbag, we go in-depth on our various social anxieties. Then we zip over to Brunali... Prime?... to learn all about weird family guilt. We make a quick stop at the old alien bar to learn that it's really all about family, and we finish up with some unexamined fear of crimes and the criminals who might do crimes. Brother Date!...

Big Heroes 19.10.2023

Mailbag | Ashes to Ashes | One Little Ship | Chain of Command II What if instead of hating me, you imagined a world in which you really loved me? When is a good time to tell somebody you've always had the horny hots for them? What if Honey I Shrunk The Kids happened in outer space? What is the protocol for making small talk with somebody whose head needs a punching? Brother Date ! They are inquisi...

Mid-Dog 05.10.2023

Mailbag | Far Beyond the Stars | Spirit Folk | Chain of Command Pt. 1 Are our graphics chips liquid cooled? We dive deep in the Mailbag. Then, should Deep Space Nine really just be about 1950s New York City? Like... just for maximum art value? What is the plural form of doofus? Why are people so down on my boy, Ed Jellin'? Finally, please write in and tell us who your favorite Running Man cast mem...

Matador 21.09.2023

Mailbag | The Quality of Life | Collective | Who Mourns for Morn? After a brief hiatus, we discuss Bethesda's Starfield . If we like it so much why do we have so many complaints? Then we dive into heavy theorizing about Captain Picard's role in Starfleet, wonder yet again what a better show than Voyager would do, and ask Ryan to rate our new hot tub. Brother Date ! It's saddle time!

Remember the Alaimo 31.08.2023

Mailbag | A Fistful of Datas | Tsunkatse | Waltz In the mailbag, we discuss how much fraud we're willing to commit for a laugh. Then, how do you become a doomsday prepper on the USS Enterprise? Does anybody on the USS Voyager want to go home? And will Marc Alaimo accept our gracious invitation and appear on next week's show? Find out... I guess next week... on Brother Date !

Wet Bandits 17.08.2023

Mailbag | Memorial | The Magnificent Ferengi | Rascals This week on Broth -- THERE ISN'T TIME FOR EXPLANATION! 

Many Injured 03.08.2023

Mailbag | True Q | Statistical Probabilities | Virtuoso This week's mailbag features a Sports Roundup. Then we get into all the good stuff. Who's that guy Amanda Rogers blasted into the priceless ceramics? Can these individual DS9 guest actors please be credited under one theater troupe name for simplicity? Why can't we just give the Kimtones a chance? Brother Date! Blaze a fat glory!

Tables 20.07.2023

Mailbag | Resurrection | Blink Of An Eye | Schisms The mailbag is saved! The people rejoice! How do I get apps on my computer? Kira's got new moves, Voyager finds a weird planet, and the USS Enterprise nearly runs out of warp energy! Brother Date ! Everybody drink your coma juice!

Shaq-a-roni 06.07.2023

Mailbag | Relics | Fair Haven | You Are Cordially Invited | SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED! A quick catch-up in the Mailbag. Three very important characters make their last appearances in TNG, VOY, and DS9 . A landmark week. Brother Date ! Rate limit exceeded!

Two Tickets to Panama 22.06.2023

Mailbag | Pathfinder | Sacrifice of Angels | Man of the People In this week's mailbag we try to get to the bottom of the internet. What is EVEN good about it? Two TNG episodes this week since the Voyager writers took the week off. Sisko was a bit preoccupied in this week's DS9 , which is hella relatable. Finally, Ves Alkar joins us to talk about how YOU. TOO. CAN. HAVE. IT. ALL. Really inspiring s...

No Sign of Anyone 08.06.2023

Mailbag | Realm of Fear | The Voyager Conspiracy | Favor The Bold The Mailbag is full of BBQ sauce and faux-bacon this week. All of our questions about the technology of Star Trek are finally answered in this week's TNG . Voyager 's leadership is doing just fine, thank you, no questions please. And if there's one thing we can all agree upon, it's that Damar is to blame. That guy is a mess. Brother...

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