Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that the Mailman has been accidentally dropping off his mail, at Jubal's house instead. But the problem is... Jubal doesn't want to fix it. He's enjoying this guy's mail WAY too much. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just got back to work after having a baby, and SURPRISE there's already an issue. Apparently, she's been showing everybody in the office, pictures and videos of her new boy. And HR needs to step in. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner is back, and he's calling a law office, because he's ready to SUE the pants off of somebody.... the only question is... can he actually remember WHO he wants to sue and WHY??? #StonerProblems See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually you get bad news from the doctor... but today, a guy is about to get bad news from JUBAL who tells him that he maybe shouldn't have eaten the fish he just bought from the grocery store. Because now, some WEIRD STUFF is about to happen. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's an adult man, who has chosen to live his life as a 40 year old "adult baby"... That man's name is "Doodle", and today, Doodle is trying to expand his horizons and learn how to swim... but, we're not sure if the woman he's picked to assist him, is up for the challenge. Hear it in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently hired some workers to re-tile her bathroom... but unfortunately, while she was away from the house, Jubal tells her something unfortunate happened. And it's one of the Top freakouts we've ever heard. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works as a teacher at local elementary school... who apparently, is not a HUGE fan of Donald Trump. In fact, we've been told she hates him with a passion. That's why Jubal tells her that NOT only is Donald coming to speak at her school... she'll be hosting him for the next few days! Hear it in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrooke is back once again... and today, he calls a guy to confirm his Airbnb reservation at Sage's house.... that shouldn't be weird or creepy right? But, you never know with Sage Willowbrooke. Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal "Big Pook" is back... and AS PER USUAL, he's out there hustling to get work. This time, Pook has his sights set higher than normal, because he wants to be in the corporate world, making CORPORATE bank. He's just gotta sell himself. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady who recently dropped off her car for a tune up... and she CLEARLY doesn't know a thing about how cars work. In fact, she's willing to believe pretty much ANYTHING Jubal says about her vehicle. Listen in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a business owner to express dissatisfaction with a recent purchase her made at her establishment... apparently she owns a Gluten-Free bakery, but Jubal DEFINITELY saw a gluten in his food... and he DEMANDS a full refund for his trouble. It's your Phone Tap right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a human resources rep and he calls a guy to tell him that they will be DENYING his vacation request... apparently it's the same day as his birthday. And Jubal isn't playing games... this isn't middle school. Hear it in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet expert for some simple advice... what can he do to make sure that HIS dog to starts a romance with the neighbor's super attractive dog?... I mean, their dog's "got it going on" (wink). Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is very passionate about his Fantasy Football League that he does with a group of his buddies... So wouldn't it be a shame, if a website administrator called to tell him, that they're shutting his team down?? And it's all because of his inappropriate Fantasy name... Hear it in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's interested in being a bouncer at a local club downtown... but this guy definitely has his work cut out for him if he wants to get the job. Because Jubal's a pretty tough interviewer... and he's not easily impressed. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's interested in going out with her. Sure, she's 20 years Jubal's senior, but that doesn't bother him AT ALL.... In fact, he prefers em that way. OHH YEAAA. Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who (years ago) temporarily had a job as an adult phone operator... Since then, she's cleaned up her act... but Jubal is willing to do whatever it takes, to get her back to her "old ways". Hear it in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems like the world is more politically correct than EVER before... somebody is always offended by something. That's why Jubal has a little fun, when he calls a guy who works at a museum, to tell them that people are outraged about something he says during his tour. Hear in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a high school principal who's in a tough spot. They just had someone cancel to sing the National Anthem at an upcoming school function... So Jubal calls one student's mother, HOPING she can fill in. That may have been a mistake. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The owner of a pet store gets a call from the infamous, "Sebastian Giles". He's VERY WEALTHY and VERY UPSET about the work they did on his award-winning pup, Mitzy. It's UNACCEPTABLE, and now, somebody is going to pay! Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently purchased tickets to see one of his favorite artists LIVE in concert. And good news, Jubal is about to make this man's day with a very special deal. And once a deal is made, it's FINAL. Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, Mr. Bruce, is back... He's the thrice divorced elementary school teacher (still living life like it's the 70s)... and he always has his eye out for a hottie. Well, it looks like he spotted one he likes, and he's closing in for the kill in today's Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently left a note on someone's car because they parked too close at her condo complex... and Jubal poses as the person who OWNS that vehicle, and he's got a thing or two to say to this girl. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who ordered a custom birthday cake for his wife... he made the order a few weeks ago, and now Jubal is calling to let him know that there's a small problem with it. Because the world's most incompetent man (Duncan) was in charge of the decoration. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our sassy friend, Christian, works at a costume store... and it appears there has been a mistake regarding one of the orders that went out yesterday... So he calls a woman DEMANDING she bring the outfit back to the store. Christian will NOT let this woman ruin his Halloween! Listen in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: JDHancock. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.