Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken toilet might be the least of this guy’s new issues! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling back with the cold, hard truth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next Phone Tap because it’s the hot new deal that everyone is LOVING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.