Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a pizza guy who has little patience when taking orders for pizza...In fact he get's outright ANGRY when people take FOREVER to decide what they want. Well little does he know...that Jubal may be the most INDECISIVE customer ever!!! Hear the pizza guys lose his voice...in the podcast below!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal takes over a guy's stock portfolio and has some BIG IDEAS on how to rake in the dough... hear all of Jubal's money making ideas in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Seafoodpunch. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal works at the tanning salon, you need to worry about MORE than just getting burnt. Listen to today's phone tap as Jubal comes clean about a very AWKWARD and CREEPY situation. (Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought… But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a co-worker to "goodbye". It's time he moves on to another job... and Im going to miss her. She doesn't feel the same way... though... probably because they've only worked together for a week and they've never even talked to each other before. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bill Dimmick. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show telling us that her husband LIED to get out of jury duty! So OF COURSE Jubal was ready to catch him in his lie... by phone tapping him. Listen to the guy TOTALLY BREAK DOWN in the podcast. (Image Courtesy: kidTruant. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sasha moved into a brand new home just four weeks ago and just found out her house has a revolutionary new bio-recycling system! Sounds great, but what the hell does that mean??? Listen to todays PHONE TAP as Jubal breaks the news to her that she's been drinking her own sewage for the last 4 weeks. (Image Courtesy: BillRhodesPhoto. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

A young woman ordered a cake for her father's retirement party. But Jubal calls to tell her that a disgruntled employee added some inappropriate new decorations to the cake. Happy Retirement! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: erinblatzer. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24 hours and NO new tweets?!? Jubal gets worried about one of his favorite Twitter followers... so he PHONE TAPS her! #concerned Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Fanie!. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's phone tap teaches us that you should NEVER mess with a woman and her dog... ESPECIALLY if that dog is a show dog and that woman is a pretentious overbearing nut case! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: somecanuckchick. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than a dealing with a normal customer service representative is dealing with Jubal PRETENDING to be a customer service agent. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: alyceobvious. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever there's a new guy at work.... Beware, because Jubal might come calling. He's GREAT at making the odd guy out feel welcome in a new work environment!... Well, maybe not GREAT... but he's definitely passionate. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets the new guy up to speed! (Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing RUINS a phone interview like spontaneous weird noises... Maybe Jubal shouldn't have done this while he's sitting on the John. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: herberella. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine you've been talking to a guy online for 3 months... Imagine that guy was Jubal and he has some really WEIRD "SECRETS" that he needs to finally tell you. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wyatt's incredible karaoke perfomance has caught the attention of a Hollywood record executive (not really... it's Jubal). All he has to do to get a recording contract is sing ONE MORE TIME. Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: InSapphoWeTrust. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This guy has THE ULTIMATE FREAKOUT when Jubal says he used his lost credit card to buy a burrito. Next time, don't forget your Visa at the bar dude! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: DJOtaku. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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