Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.