Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible while making a reservation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to his meal before it got to him… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline annoying. Happy Jalapeño Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole school’s been mispronouncing her son’s name wrong all year long. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants to learn all about those eggplant emojis they’ve been sending! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the edge before that can happen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO good, so he has some ideas to make things better! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.