Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to make it a FEDERAL CRIME!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re leveling are NOT adding up!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING parents ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT NEWS for her!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.