Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when you get a real life stoner... playing a pretend stoner in a prank phone call? That's what happens today, when Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked in the middle of his job...And now there's a big problem... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. One of our listeners stole a picture off their coworker’s desk and then set them up for a Phone Tap all in the same day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hardest part about Phone Taps is getting people to answer the phone, because everyone assumes it's a scam call...So instead of constantly fighting that battle, we’re going to run towards it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a big fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, we call the mother of a young child attending daycare and we tell her about a few new parenting techniques we learned from an animal shelter. Should go fine, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey has started a new service to help teach young people all the things their parents never taught them. It’s called “Millennial Assist” and it’s changing the game! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.