Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it and we’ll see how far he gets! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is calling a supplement store and looking to find something that’ll give him that “Big Big Energy” if you know what we mean… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is suspicious of her boyfriend and so we’re going to play with her worst fear: he was cheating on her at a motel under the fake name “Tony Da Tigre.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be a landlord and we’re offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete our scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what we have to say about it... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that we lost his precious dog Bruno! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.