Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling to scold him for gaming so much on company time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever tasted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.