Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim was a little “over-served” at a wedding recently and doesn’t remember her entire night… but lucky for her “Steady Eddie” was there and he’s ready to remind her of their blossoming romance! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman we’re Phone Tapping has been fed up with new corporate policies for a while now and today Brooke's calling to install even more ridiculous rules and regulations about TURTLENECKS of all things… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the Passive-Aggressive meter at 15! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is normally very level-headed so Jeff's gonna push him to the limit when he tells him he DETAINED his grandmother! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim backed out of chaperoning a school field trip at the last minute, so were calling and having Jose let her know all the ways that adventure went wrong in the worst ways! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been planning a huge corporate party for weeks and with just days to go, Brooke's calling to tell her with balloons in the news, it’s now ILLEGAL to have any at her party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman thinks she’s jumping back into the dating pool but we have “Timid Benjamin” waiting for her and his flair for romance is… concerning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think you can wander around Costco eating all the “free” samples you want and Brooke's not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re wrong! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today we're piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Rex decided to set up his buddy for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now Jeff's calling, he has it and doesn't plan on giving it back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently called an exterminator for a cockroach infestation, but now the city has gotten involved and Jose's calling to say there’s nothing he can do about it, these bugs are a protected species! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to be the first customers to try it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today Brooke's telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the yoga group for only the hottest of hot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.