Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and Jeff's a new hire who's snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn he's put his green thumb exactly where it should never go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.