Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.