Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before today’s Phone Tap victim heads off to her husband’s family reunion, we’re gonna introduce her to a part of the family she hasn’t met yet, and there are some VERY close ties here… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some restaurants claim “When you’re here, you’re family.” So they should be cool with us dropping our kids off for a few hours right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.