Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.