Brooke and Jeffrey

In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! A new survey asked Uber and Lyft drivers about the most annoying things passengers do to get a low rating. I need you to tell me the Top 3 most annoying things they mentioned... And I'll tell you right off the bat, not tipping and being rude were both in the Top 10... but NOT in the top 3... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, April 22nd, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners tried everything in the book to try and meet a cute girl he saw at a wedding reception, and you’re not gonna believe the sneaky move he pulled to make it happen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list just came out...based on scientific research... Of the top professions you should avoid when choosing a spouse... And we're going to share it with you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Most of the time, when sports franchises choose their mascot, they try to tie in a little bit of the local culture, like the Pittsburgh Steelers’ “Steely McBeam” a steel worker.... Or sometimes they hold contests where people can submit their own mascots, like when a 10 year old Washingtonian boy suggested a Moose for the Seattle Mariners. But one u...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman went viral completely on accident because of her hilarious fail...And we’re going to play you the audio… Plus, tell you about the new fast food hack for under two dollars! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Alexis' work anniversary so to celebrate we’re playing a new game of 50/50 Fandango: Alexis edition! Which of our hosts knows the youngest member of the show best? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Would you say you’re superstitious or just a lil’-stitious? According to a new survey a little under half of the people in our country believe that superstition actually plays into which house they would or would not purchase. For example, if you feel like the washing machine is watching you...then maybe it didn’t “pass the vibe check”. Today, I hav...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a mystery to solve in today's Second Date! A night at a Fireman’s Ball sounded so perfect that we all had to work our hardest to discover where things went wrong! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine coming home to surprise your partner only to find out that they’re in bed with someone else.. Ouch. This segment is all about you telling us your worst cheating story EVER. Ready to call your significant other out? We definitely are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's son had a monumental "first," Jose's dad knows all about twerking, Alexis screwed up big time, and Jeffrey's dog is VERY affectionate. It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! A new poll asked 1,000 homeowners what outdoor features they'd want...Specifically to make their neighbors jealous. According to the responses #1 was a guest house or a gazebo. I need you to come up with the rest of the Top 4 things that cause major neighbor envy..and as a hint, I'll tell you these are more of adult type of things... not trampolines...