Brooke and Jeffrey

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic Tinder dating life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke has a free weekend trip and no one to go with, Jose met a few rowdy fans over the weekend, Alexis' St. Paddy's Day Pub Crawl was a fail, and an ideas consultant visited the show with some criticism for Jeffrey! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the national holiday we've all been waiting for...Giant Panda Bear Day! We're doing a special Panda Bear One and Done Shock. Alexis: I need you to tell me... on a panda's paw, how many fingers do they have on each hand? Brooke: What's the official name for a group of panda's? Jose: On average, how often does a panda poop? Jeffrey: Please rank these films in order of highest box-office to lowe...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 15th, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy on the phone today swears his girlfriend is falling in love with another man right IN FRONT of him...In their own home...And he wants our help confronting her in an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tax season can be complicated so that’s why we’ve sent Alexis to help a guy file his taxes professionally for the first time ever. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Masked Speaker call got heated and by the end even Brooke was calling for someone to be punched in the face! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! A study was done asking 1,000 older parents to name the best things about finally having kids out of the house. I need you to tell me the Top 4 best things about being an empty nester in no particular order... and a hint: all these things have to do with the house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 14th, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally it’s the guys on the Second Date Update who withhold truths or lie to us but today it was a strange secret that was hidden by the woman! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone better be on high-alert for today’s Phone Tap because there’s a rogue celeb on the loose and Jeffrey’s Security Team has him in their sights. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Brain Awareness week... That's why today, we're going around the room for a special One and Done Shock on the mystery and wonder of that little squishy pink thing up in your head. Alexis: 60% of the human brain is made of what? Water? Fat? Or Information? Brooke: We all know men tend to have larger brains than women... or do they? True or false? Jose:  If your brain is experiencing S...

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 11th, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The meal described by the guy in today’s Second Date Update is something so unsettling, it nearly put one member of our show in the hospital out of disgust. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's March 11th, which means it's Middle Name Pride Day! And it's a special Boys VS. Girls Shock. We're going to Jeffrey and Jose first, and asking them to name 6 of the top 10 most popular middle names of GIRLS in the country... And see how many they can get right. Then, Brooke and Alexis will have their turn guessing GUYS middle names... Whoever has the highest score avoids the shock collar. See...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 10th, 2022 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffrey https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.