Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimul...

We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or w...

We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles. Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order! Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need...

We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all. Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast...

This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return. Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulatio...

This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court. Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedi...

This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com...

We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free lif...

We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/...

Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings. Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of C...

Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music. Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance...

Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls. Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news! Go to www. HelloFresh.com...

This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel. Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways. Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam. Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at ch...

One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! Visit www.omahasteaks.com , take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: ww...

We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza. Head to www. NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special fin...

The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again. Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Wa...

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www. NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program! Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episode...

What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music! Check out McDojolife on Instagram a...

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan. Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. Enjoy your WINN...

This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show. Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed. Enjoy your WIN...

This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground. Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up. Enjoy you...

This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show. Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids. Go to www. HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz! Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to s...

This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews. Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.co...

Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants. Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to get up to $200...

Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out. Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story. Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliar...