Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle th...

It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world...

Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation wit...

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women." $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviou...

We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation! Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM. For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp...

Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, w...

Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, an...

The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we ar...

The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so mu...

We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order! M...

Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak. Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! F*%...

We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! H...

Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing. More stuff: Get episodes early,...

Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for.  Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to si...

Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione. Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your...

We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulatio...

Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off. Go to http://sheathunderwear.c...

The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills." Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than...

The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows. Sign up for Kalshi...

Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news. Sign up for Kalsh...

We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and...

We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch...

This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and...

Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, a...

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged? We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's sh...