Bree's World

Santa Rosa shook — literally. This week, I felt a 4.9 earthquake just 4 miles away , followed by aftershocks, weather whiplash, and the unsettling realization that my bed is not as sturdy as I thought. From seismic activity to Dubai chocolate invading Dollar Tree , I break down how something that used to be “luxury imported” is now living next to cough drops for $1.25. We talk new podcast gear , w...

On today’s episode of The Slime Show , Bree (aka Slime) lounges with the cats, watches the clouds, and dives into the weekend’s wildest news. From Santacon chaos to beer-soaked Kris Kringles, to Snoopy taking over slow cookers and handbags, to a 1983 shoe salesman who’s basically a retail ninja—this episode has it all. Plus, quirky stories about Lay’s new “potato-flavored potato” chips, Steve Wozn...

This is take . Not because the first two were bad — but because they were too powerful . In this episode, I unpack the pressure of being the greatest podcaster alive (heavy is the crown), why even legends get nervous talking alone in their rooms to no audience, and how I almost formed an opinion on an international conflict after Googling it for ten minutes while eating cheese. We cover: The dange...

It’s Friday, December 12, 2025, and Bree—also known as Slime—is back for her second podcast of the day, powered by boredom, laundry fumes, and dark chocolate science. In this episode, Bree investigates the wildly inconsistent physics of cat litter boxes (are the cats secretly horses?), admits to regularly drawing S’s in the litter for Starshine and Sydney, and fills the room with Moonlight Breeze–...

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit....

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to b...

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado. We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as: Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeov...

Day 25 of my podcast streak, and we’re hitting peak chaos. I dive deep into why Tom and Jerry are probably the most sleep-deprived cartoon characters in history, marvel at Guy Fieri’s outrageous diners and 15-inch hotdogs, and ponder whether AI is making us dumb—or just turbocharging our laziness. Plus, a New York subway hero smashes Meta smart glasses, and we navigate the morality puzzle that ens...

Hey, Slimers! Today’s episode is pure chaos: I talk about waking up at 1 a.m. to feed my tiny furry overlords, why my MacBook Air is one wiggle away from yeeting itself off my bed, falling into a mukbang SpongeBob Burger King rabbit hole, the existential crisis of modern music lists, Trump winning the FIFA World Peace Prize (??), and Japan’s national Christmas tradition of… KFC?? Heavy is the crow...

A jam-packed Saturday episode: adorable 4-week-old kitten videos, new headphones out for delivery, household tasks described like NASA operations, a dramatic shower redemption arc, hot takes on 2025 music lists, and the existential horror of having “da da da” stuck in your head for eternity. Powered by Firstory Hosting

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Nei...

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) talks earthquakes that didn’t shake her, cats that almost threw up, Discord refusing to give her a Wrapped, and the devastating news that Trader Joe’s canceled Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s—aka the only thing holding her holiday spirit together. We also get into Michael Jackson’s KFC breakfast era, 1980s peanut butter snacks resurrected by Stranger Things, and a mysteri...

This episode is full chaos in the best way. I talk about my dangerously slippery MacBook Air, my shocking $68 microphone steal, and San Francisco’s plan to turn a whole building into a 400-pod megadorm (yes, they said cram ). Then we pivot into the Black Friday raccoon who got drunk in a liquor store, Charlie Munger cooling off with ice instead of A/C, my attempt at embracing silence for the first...

In today’s episode, Bree wakes up at 3AM (because: cats), gets blinded by the sun, and somehow ends up talking about Denny’s, Britney Spears possibly moving to the UK, exploding stars, sleeping jellyfish, color-dreaming octopuses, and why classic rock morning shows are all secretly cursed. Also: Sydney the cat continues her lifelong mission to use Bree as a mattress. Plus, is that interstellar com...

In today’s episode, Bree hangs out with the cats, talks about eating a bomb Trader Joe’s salad, and dives into a Libra horoscope that’s basically yelling “you got this.” We talk obscure indie bands YouTube throws at us, David Byrne’s new Tiny Desk, and why Kash Patel dresses like he’s about to help you move a futon. Also: car-sized millipedes, Britney’s beautifully vulnerable Instagram post, Dick...

In today’s very cloudy, very bored Sunday episode, I hang out with Starshine and Sydney while testing the new Fifine Tank2 mic. We talk wild turkeys in the yard, drives through Healdsburg and dreams of Guerneville, overpaying for $15 headphones on eBay, and the ongoing saga of cats discovering elite nap locations. I also revies the tragic state of modern podcasts, rant about 2FA codes like they’re...

Bree wakes up at 2am courtesy of her feline alarm clocks, recaps cat vomit and cloudy weather, dives into weird radio nostalgia, and then fully petitions the universe to please—PLEASE—let 3i/Atlas be aliens. Plus: Johnny Cash vs. Coca-Cola, €90k worth of stolen snails, pickleball chaos, Elvis-wig judges, human washing machines, and Cardi B’s umbilical cord jewelry. A wildly cursed news roundup and...

From 2 AM wake-ups to cleaning up Sydney's surprise, it was a 'boring' day that led to a surprising amount of chaos. In this episode, we dive into the bizarre, high-stakes world of The National Dog Show . Who are these judges? Why are dog handlers SPRINTING in suits? And why do the perfectly carved, topiary-like poodles look so stressed? Give me a messy, twig-in-its-fur poodle any day! Then, we sh...

Happy Thanksgiving! This is a special holiday episode recorded after a 2 AM burst of creative energy. Join me as I celebrate "Catsgiving" by spoiling my two feline co-hosts and reflecting on the best family Thanksgivings with my amazing mom and grandma. I dive into the truly bizarre nightmare I had about getting a haircut (after two years!), and explain why I politely turned down a dinner invitati...

ATTENCION! This episode is 100% Slime Certified! We expose the Angel 7500 Cold Press Juicer for the $1600 stainless-steel lie it is in a blistering Slime Scale review. Plus, a mandatory dance break to prove we're better than the JRE (Joe Rogan Experience), and a passionate defense of the desirable 'burnt' edges on Ritz Crisp and Thins . Stop listening and start moving! Powered by Firstory Hosting

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm feeling rested and reflective after 11 hours of sleep (and a 2:15 AM cat feeding). We kick off with a haul review: Yerba Mate energy drinks, smoothie-induced health boosts, and the ongoing quest for the perfect podcast microphone (ATR2100x vs. Samson Q2U—and maybe a boom arm for bed?). Then, we dive into the headlines: Jony Ive and Sam Altman are teaming u...

ATTEN-HUT!!!!!!!! Hello, Slimers!!!! Welcome to the podcast! It's November 25th, 2025, and I’m ready for Thanksgiving in just two days! Join me for an episode covering everything from new art supplies to the animal kingdom's social rules. Today, we cover: Cozy Morning Vibes: Hanging out with the cats, planning a vacuum session, and dealing with that foggy weather. Plus, defending my love for smell...

A seasoned veteran delivers an off-the-cuff episode exploring the week's current events and deeply personal anecdotes. We dive into Typosquatting scams, the surprising symbolic art of Neanderthals (and who the first cave critic was), and the life story of Full House star Jodie Sweetin . Plus, a review of the new Geese album, a tribute to Jimmy Cliff, and a critical look at the diet/nap cycle. Hear...

It's a Sunday afternoon podcast check-in! I'm sharing the saga of my very clingy cat, Sydney , who just wants to nap on my laptop all day, plus the early morning cat alarm clock that got my day started. In the news: we look at the strange FBI investigation shaking up California politics, the wild idea that poetry can 'jailbreak' AI , and how raccoons are getting domesticated in the city. I also sh...

I start off this epsiode by talking about my day. Then, I talk about some random news stories. After that, I talk about Taylor Swift and how she is allowing the trump administration to use her music. Then, I play some of Erykah Badu's recent live performance at NY Times. Finally, I play some of Robert Plant's NPR Tiny Desk concert performance. Powered by Firstory Hosting