Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me for a break down of Chapters 35 and 36 of Breaking Dawn, 'Deadline' and 'Bloodlust', in which Bella packs Nessie's go bag, the Volturi walk and then pause, and Aro is positively beguiled... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant o...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 33 and 34 of Breaking Dawn, 'Forgery' and 'Declared', in which the Romanians meditated their way to bad skin, Nessie gets a birth certificate and a promise ring, and Bella is pro-blood but anti-drugs... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 32 of Breaking Dawn, 'Company', in which all the vampires have baby fever, the vampire index doesn't help us understand who Mary and Randall are, and Bella might be racist? 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 31 of Breaking Dawn, 'Talented', in which Bella is a shield, the Volturi have an influencer in their ranks, and Aro is planning an acquisition... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 30 of Breaking Dawn, 'Irresistible', in which Bella and Edward take a sex break from their problems, Tanya's clan meet Nessie, and Eclipse may have been a Mandela effect... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 28 and 29 of Breaking Dawn, 'The Future' and 'Defection', in which Irina decides to make a decision, the Real Housewives of Volterra book a girl's trip, and Alice plans a scavenger hunt.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Ver...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 26 and 27 of Breaking Dawn, 'Shiny' and 'Travel Plans', in which Bella and Emmett arm wrestle, Aro regifts the Crown Jewels, and Nessie's growth spurt is getting ridiculous... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's f...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 25 of Breaking Dawn, 'Favor', in which Edwards sniffs denim, Nessie plays with spoons, and Charlie finds out... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.c...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 24 of Breaking Dawn, 'Surprise', in which Bella and Edward have some alone time… 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for acc...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 23 of Breaking Dawn, 'Memories', in which Seth is caught in the middle, Nessie is a biter, and Jacob steals Bella's lines... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patron at...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 22 of Breaking Dawn, 'Promised', in which Jacob is lingering around literally like a bad smell, Renesmee is real, and Bella continue's to struggle with face-blindness... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop All...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 21 of Breaking Dawn, 'First Hunt,' in which Bella is afraid of heights, Esme's favourite tree is in danger, and mountain lions are an aphrodisiac... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Si...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 20 of Breaking Dawn, 'New,' in which Bella admires a dusty room and is still confused by mirrors... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingd...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 19 of Breaking Dawn, 'Burning,' in which Bella is burning up, Alice gets her groove back, and Edward gets the silent treatment... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patro...

Join me for a break down of the film adaptation of Breaking Dawn Part 1, in which Bella's nightmare wedding is nicer than her real one, Edward uses Yahoo to research vampire babies, and there's a lot more chess than you would think... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn,...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 17 and 18 of Breaking Dawn, in which Jacob stalks a park, finally sees Bella naked, and imprints on a baby.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.c...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 15 and 16 of Breaking Dawn, in which Rosalie feeds the dog, Leah is a genetic dead end, and Bella throws around potential baby names... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant on Patreon. Sign up to be...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 13 and 14 of Breaking Dawn, in which Bella drinks blood out of a sippie cup, Jacob is homeless and jortsless, and Alice blames her shortcomings on a headache... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and Veronica Roth's flop Allegiant o...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 12 of Breaking Dawn, in which Leah gets roasted, the Cullens can't figure out what a vampire baby might want to eat, and everyone has a few extra chromosomes.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 10 and 11 of Breaking Dawn, in which Bella's heart will go on, Jacob think he's top dog, and Jasper is jazzy... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic Fifty Shades Freed on Patreon. Previously covered...

Join me for a break down of Chapters 8 and 9 of Breaking Dawn, in which we get into Jacob's head and Edward wants Jacob to get into Bella's bed... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic Fifty Shades Freed on Patreon. Previously covered T...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Breaking Dawn, 'Unexpected', in which Edward blames all of Bella's symptoms on PMS, everything Bella knows about biology she learned from Charlie Chaplin, and Kaure speaks Portuguese not Spanish... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking D...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Breaking Dawn, 'Distractions', in which Ilse Esme doubles as a Blockbuster, Edward spooks the locals, and Bella has baby brain... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully unerotic Fifty Shades Freed on Patre...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Breaking Dawn, 'Isle Esme', in which Bella thinks she will be honeymooning in either Africa or Atlantis, Edward skinny-dips while Bella takes a human minute / hour, and the next morning is awkward AF... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Break...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Breaking Dawn, 'Gesture', in which Jacob's present is his presence, Bella is still looking for a loophole in the treaty, and 'honeymoon' is code for 'sex'.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's saga-ending Breaking Dawn, and E.L. James' dreadfully uneroti...