Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me for a break down of Chapter 9 of Midnight Sun, 'Port Angeles', in which Edward is the worst tracker ever, Lanny gets off scott-free, and the telepathic cat is out of the hypothetical bag...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edwar...

Join me for a breakdown of Chapter 8 of Midnight Sun, 'Ghost', in which Edward haunts Bella, Bella has a literary sex dream in the sun, and Hugh Grant is a hunk...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV. Sign up to be a patron at...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Midnight Sun, 'Melody', in which Jess Stanley's sex dreams are plagiarised, the Cullens spend time on their various hobbies, and Edward worries about bears...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edw...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Midnight Sun, 'Blood Type', in which Edward is confused by both human nutrition and courtship, the conversation is light and breezy, and Bella faints from the smell of blood....  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing o...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Midnight Sun, 'Invitations', in which Bella is a saint, Edward is a perve, and meteorites have allies...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/b...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Midnight Sun, 'Visions', in which the Cullens have a damage control conference, Rosalie swears, and decisions change visions which changes the decisions which then changes the visions...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-pu...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 3 of Midnight Sun, 'Risk', in which Tyler makes an injudicious choice, Charlie is a half-shield, and the gaslighting begins...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV. Sign up to be a patron at...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 2 of Midnight Sun, 'Open Book', in which Tanya is the OG succubus, the Cullens have an invisible snowball fight, and it's still prophase...  'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV. Sign up to be...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 1 of Midnight Sun, 'First Sight', in which Edward wants to kill Bella, Ms Cope should be locked up, and the entire plot hinges on little gusts of wind... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV. Sign...

Join me for a break down of the final chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Man With Two Faces, in which Quirrell shares a body with his abusive boyfriend, Harry does the thing, and Dumbledore rigs the House Cup... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 16 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Through the Trapdoor', in which Hermione forgets she's a witch, Ron plays chess, and Harry cosplays as the Bloody Baron... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bon...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 15 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Forbidden Forest', in which everyone hates Harry, Hagrid punishes children for his own crimes, and Quirrell gets bullied by his turban... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for acce...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 14 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback', in which Hagrid is a gender-confused, alcoholic, dragon-hatcher in a wooden house... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus e...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Nicolas Flamel', in which Snape referees quidditch for some reason, Harry finally catches the snitch with his hands, and Snape wants to borrow Quirrell's copy of Hocus Pocus... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreo...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 12 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Mirror of Erised', in which Dumbledore is a perv, no one can read backwards, and Voldemort gets in a snowball fight... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bon...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Quidditch', in which Harry's broom goes crazy, Hermione sets fire to Snape, and Lee Jordan is a hornbag... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes brea...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 10 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Halloween', in which Wood shows us his balls, Ron is a troll and then fights a troll, and Hermione gets attacked in a women's bathroom... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access t...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 9 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Midnight Duel', in which Neville forgets to remember what he forgot, Betty takes a night off, and Fluffy needs a welfare check... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exc...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 8 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Potions Master', in which Harry is the talk of the castle, Snape is a dick, and doors are being tickled and conks are being grabbed... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access t...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Sorting Hat', in which JK body shames a ghost and a portrait, the Sorting Hat sing-brags, and Quirrell's turban is absurd... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusiv...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Journey from Platform 9 ¾', in which Molly is plump, Ron is poor, and Hermione is annoying.. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down M...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'Diagon Alley', in which the Dursleys get stranded, Gringotts doesn't actually seem that secure, and Olivander shows off his party trick... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access t...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Keeper of the Keys', in which Dudley gets fat-shamed again, Harry receives a pocket cake, and Hagrid should be in Azkaban... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusiv...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Letters From No One', in which Harry gets a room upgrade, Voldemort is a better pet owner than Dudley, and Vernon Dursley tries to outrun the postal service... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breaking...

Join me for a break down of Chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, 'The Vanishing Glass', in which JK Rowling fat-shames Dudley, Harry reads a snake's body language, and Harry is immune to infantile amnesia... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for acces...