Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me as I break down Chapter 3 of New Moon, 'The End' - in which Edward takes a deep breath and dumps Bella in the worst way possible, seriously, screw that guy... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey. Sign up to be a patron...

Join me as I break down Chapter 2 of New Moon, 'Stitches' - in which Carlisle stitches Bella's wound and Steph stitches the reader up with a boring chunk of backstory... but at least Mike Newton has an OnlyFans now! 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilig...

Join me as I break down the Preface and Chapter 1 of New Moon, 'Party' - in which Bella is pretty sure she's dreaming, Renee and Charlie continue to be the worst, and Bella crashes into Checkhov's crystal plates. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Previously: Twilight,...

Announcing Season 3 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with two new bad books to read! Join me on the public feed for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon. Or, sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for exclusive bonus episodes where I will be breaking down Blanka Lipińska's Polish bestselling erotica, 365 Days (365 Dni). 'Breaking Down Bad...

Join me as I break down the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey - in which the plot still sucks but we get to see Jamie Dornan naked... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering E.L. James' erotic romance Fifty Shades of Grey.  Visit www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks to gain access to exclusive bonus episode...

Announcing Season 2 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with a completely new bad book to read! Join me in 2021 for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of E.L. James' shameless Twilight rip-off, Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at bre...

Join me as I sit down with a Twihard to chat about all things Twilight and why it might not be that bad after all.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@g...

Join me as I break down the Twilight film adaptation, in which they cut out *most* of the dumb stuff... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gmail.com. Visi...

Join me as I break down the epilogue of Twilight, 'An Occassion' - in which Bella is surprised to go to prom on prom night while wearing prom clothes... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDo...

Join me as I break down Chapter 24 of Twilight, 'An Impasse' - in which Bella carries on like a gay about to turn 30... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod...

Join me as I break down Chapters 22 and 23 of Twilight, 'Hide and Seek' and 'The Angel' - in which Bella knows her way around an airport and Edward finally gets a taste of that sweet sweet blood... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me...

Join me as I break down Chapter 21 of Twilight, 'Phone Call' - in which James does car commercials. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gmail.com. Visit ww...

Join me as I break down Chapter 20 of Twilight, 'Impatience' - in which Bella is drugged and taken over state lines. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gm...

Join me as I break down Chapter 19 of Twilight, 'Goodbyes' - in which Bella sees her mother-in-law naked... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gmail.com....

Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of Twilight, 'The Hunt' - in which Bella doesn't know what the word "tracker" means and it becomes clear that neither Bella nor the Cullens have ever seen a horror movie. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me an...

Join me as I break down Chapter 17 of Twilight, 'The Game' - in which Alice is as useless as a fortune cookie and I ponder the mystery of Rebecca Black... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreaking...

Join me as I break down Chapter 16 of Twilight, 'Carlisle' - in which I start to suspect that Twilight is just a rip-off of Beauty and the Beast but without the talking furniture...   'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know you...

Join me as I break down Chapter 15 of Twilight, 'The Cullens' - in which Bella forgets to breathe but also has a Masters of Architecture... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email m...

Join me as I break down Chapter 14 of Twilight, 'Mind Over Matter' - in which Bella and Edward have the sex talk... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gma...

Join me as I break down Chapter 13 of Twilight, 'Confessions' - in which Edward cops a feel and he and Bella discuss different brands of heroin. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight.  Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or em...

Join me as I break down Chapter 12 of Twilight, 'Balancing' - in which Bella is a fish murderer and Edward gets in Bella's jeans... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingd...

Join me as I revisit Chapter 11 of Twilight, 'Complications' - in which Bella and Edward watch Brokeback Mountain and get to the Mormon equivalent of first base. 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown...

Join me as I revisit Chapter 10 of Twilight, 'Interrogations' - in which Bella wears Edward's jacket as a Snuggie.... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breakingdownpod@gmail.com. V...

Join me as I revisit Chapter 9 of Twilight, 'Theory' - in which vegetarianism means something else in Forks and the sugar high finally catches up with Bella... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingD...

Join me as I revisit Chapter 8 of Twilight, 'Port Angeles' - in which Bella gets a sugar high and I think Angela might be a lesbian... 'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently covering Stephenie Meyer's vampire YA novel, Twilight. Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Twitter @PodBreakingDown or email me at breaki...