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What's up bros? A little split episode between DR and Charleston to get us back on track to finish the season strong with the SoHo crew. Somehow, some way, Emmy was once again able to put on the waterworks and skate out of another situation in which the rest of the crew turned their focus to Michols? We're living in a bizarre-o world but let's hope her comeuppance is on the way in the shape of the...

What's up bros? While this was a better episode with other, less dark and problematic, issues coming to a head; we're still bogged down by someone quickly becoming the worst possible person on Bravo in Danny. A guy who (probably) hides behind being a man of God or whatever is clearly a piece of ... husband and father and we're subjected to watching it every week, so he's subject to us bashing him...

What's up bros??? We've got a good ol' fashioned scuffle between besties and Friday night is fight night in the Hamptons and certainly not "cop a feel of your friend's wife because you guys are totally boinking" night and yet some people need to hear that???? Whatever, we spend the majority of this episode digging into the perspective of whether Amanda has a lot more blame in the downfall of this...

What's up bros?? Heading on back down to Dallas to check on the ladies after the incestuous teeth argument; it seems we've maybe woken up on the right side of the bed (in the big house) while the complainers continue to complain about their quarters. While one group seems to be having the time of their life, the other is quite held up on Kelli & Shamea's blaming of the situation on Cynthia but als...

What's up bros? Things seem to be going pretty smoothly in our smallest state with the biggest water-slide we've ever seen. While that sounds fun (once or twice) we get to learn more about Jo-Ellen's past and Alicia's hold up on commitment. We realize Ashley's crying is going to be a roller coaster for us all season but we're really going to have to see Rosie stand on her own two feet if she's goi...

What's up bros? What a momentous day it is to be a BravBros because we say goodbye to the bane of our existence for the last (what seems like) 10 months, RHOBH! Well, not much more to say about this one because they decided we needed a 3-part reunion to rehash the same issue we've already talked in depth about but, we do our best to not get sidetracked entirely with dreams of this show actually tu...

What's up bros?? We're back in the Dominican with our favorite crew for some resolution on the lakefront and it comes at a great time because it's time to move forward and have fun! While Emmy is still a wet blanket, we're finally in a place where everyone ignores her unless she speaks up and that's for the best. From dinner in the sky to what looks like a fantastic nightclub, we're really enjoyin...

What's up bros? Anyone else feeling just incredibly depressed after watching an episode of The Valley? We sure are. While we're slightly happy that things seem to be moving along with Janet back in the fold so we have something else to focus on, it seems the producers REALLY want us to know how bad of a father and person Danny is because every time we seem to have a little fun, we need to double a...

What's up bros? We have a very entertaining of RHOA to discuss on our little trip to Dallas. Shooter takes back what he said about traveling domestically as long as we bring the heat like we did in this episode. From the typical housewife room dispute to hands-down the most entertaining back and forth verbal tennis match between Angela and Pinky, we cover it all! Learn more about your ad choices....

What's up bros?? This thing just keeps getting messier and messier. Thankfully, we start the episode on a heart warming note with Jesse showing us what he's really about and we couldn't be happier about that. However, the episode leads to a dark place with talks of separation leading to a brutal dinner and Kyle's breaking point while West defends his girlfriend because "it's the only thing he's re...

What's up bros?? We're back with the best show on TV right now with a bombshell drop (not really) that Kelsey has broken up with her sugar boyfriend! While we now know that this happened before the season and she was given permission to carry it on for a few episodes, it crafts a very interesting future for Kelsey. While Kelsey should be figuring out her new life, she seems to somehow be fixated o...

What's up bros? We're just over halfway through this reunion and every minute that passes, we lose a day of our life force. Suddenly, we're rehashing things from years ago and why? because we have nothing else to talk about. It seems every time a potentially new topic comes up, it's either thwarted and denied immediately or leads to nothing and there's nothing we can do about it. One more episode...

What's up bros?? Who doesn't like getting on a boat with a bunch of drunk idiots dressed as pirates when you don't have your own pirate costume and also you don't drink and it's your birthday? Well, when you put it like that, it seems there was a severe miscalculation on ol' Joey's part. While the boat day actually looked fun, unfortunately we must endure more of Emmy's racism fueled delusions as...

What's up bros?? Things look to be getting on the right path with our crew out in the valley and we're hoping to see more of the same. While we still hold our disdain for Janet as a person, alienating and excluding her from the reality TV show has never made sense so we're hoping her return to the group signals a return to form. While Brittany contemplates what a continent is, Luke is still coming...

What's up bros?? We're back to a full episode recap after our short audio leak breakdown to discuss just what in the hell we're watching right now. We knew West & Ciara clearing the air and returning to "best friends" was going to be uncomfortable but we did not know just how quickly that rekindling of a friendship would lead to unresolved romantic feelings. While Sabrina is focused heavily on dou...

What's up bros? We're checking in for a bonus episode figuring you all deserve a full breakdown of the audio leaks we've all heard the last few days. We talk about our origin theories, how we feel about the leaks in general as well as breakdown what we did end up hearing on those files. Don't worry, our episode breakdown is right behind this one so enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

What's up bros? First question to everyone out there....what even is a vegan burger with bacon? We totally didn't get stuck on that for 3 or 4 full minutes in this episode. But please, if you can answer that, just let us know. Anyway, a lot of seeds are being planted for future disputes and we're here for it. Meanwhile, Pinky finally lets her husband in on her financial issues and bankruptcy situa...

What's up bros?? Apparently the best way to have a secret affair for a man in your 50s is to lie about your mom going to the hospital and blame everything on AI - what a world we live in. While Jo-Ellen claims she's just being a good friend to help out Rulla WHO ASKED HER TO TELL HER IF SHE FINDS EVIDENCE, somehow, that's just not good enough for Rulla as she continues to buy into whatever Brian i...

What's up bros? We're so done with this show that we don't even have a fun name for this episode. Our main takeaway from this episode, while it wasn't a terrible reunion episode, is what are we going to do in episodes 2 and 3? It just doesn't make a ton of sense moving forward unless we're going rinse and repeat with Kyle & Dorit. Are we going to have packages for Kathy & Jennifer? We just don't k...

What's up bros? It's Emo Nite time in Charleston for a certain Joey Bottles' birthday and we're asking all of the important questions such as, can a 30 year old man claim an entire week for his birthday? The apparent answer is a big emo yes from Joey. While the weird behavior from Lake intensifies, we FINALLY got an absolute read of Emmy and her terrible behavior from Julia and we cannot thank her...

What's up bros?? We have ourselves a fun crossover episode with our friends 'Roxanne & Shantel' (Spotify, Apple Podcasts) to talk all about The Valley and so much more. While we agree on a lot more than probably either of us thought, there are of course good discourses about all things Bravo. We really think you'll enjoy this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in HOTlanta with our peaches finding out that peaches don't grow everywhere??? Maybe somebody should've done some research before trying to start a business eh? Business issues was a theme tonight between the ladies as we get to know more about Pinky's financial problems - maybe something to discuss with everyone in the group! However, all eyes are on Porsha after a wild...

What's up bros? This Summer House season is taking a turn toward slow and brutal torture for all of us (the cool part of the cast included) because how in the hell are we supposed to watch this without breaking our TVs? Add broken TVs to the list of damaged goods that cannot be repaired by these two. While Amanda is "just overwhelmed" and can't make it (probably so she doesn't have to see her boyf...

What's up bros? We're thankfully back in Rhode Island with our favorite new cast...or at least we were excited until we got to Jo-Ellen's house because what in the world is going on there? Let's just move on from that quickly and talk about the rest of the ladies before we throw up because there are a lot of ongoings to discuss. This show is doing an incredible job of blowing up and very quickly d...

What's up bros?? First, I want to congratulate every one of us for making it through the season. There were no less than 4 points in the last 3 episodes where we thought we were out of our misery but they just kept going. Fortunately, we just have what will most likely be a lackluster 3-part reunion and we're free from the RHOBH hell. While we were holding on to some sliver of hope in the Erika Ja...