Boy Meets Bravo

We're bringing a baby... to BravoCon?! You heard it here first, y'all: BMB Baby headed our way in Spring (Summer, September...?) 2023! So...we'll be going on break in approximately 6 months, but until then, we're psyched to hit NYC and meet some of our podcasting BFFs and Bravolebrity faves at BravoCon! LP is crafting us the most ideal Saturday schedule, we're hitting a Bravo happy hour with fello...

St. Andy answered our prayers because the one and only Real Housewife of Dallas that we want back on our television screens, Dr. Tiffany Moon, is in the BMB Zoom Room! We catch up with Dr. Moon and get the scoop on her busy life since we've seen her on RHOD, from mommying to doctoring to comedian...ing?! You know she does it all! ALSO, move aside Karen Huger because medical-themed candles anyone?!...

As we surmise the details of BravoCon beyond the Bravolebrity list, we get to break the news to The Boy that 3LW & her husband (the Gorgas) did not, in fact, attend the Jersey wedding of the century! Meanwhile on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, art imitates life as Covid quarantines the housewives in waves. The Boy turns on Fancy & we are still Sluttin’ for Sutton. We pick up on Kyle’s s...

WE ARE GOING TO BRAVOCON! We're coming home, Andy!! And no idea how we forgot about this, but we got tickets to see Sonja in our city! RHONY's Sonjarita put on quite the show in our hometown of Atlanta with local drag queens, audience participation, and more fun than Austen and Craig would know what to do with on their live tour (sorry, not even a little bit sorry). This episode, we set our eyes o...

After we lust over Christopher Meloni's naked Peloton ad (Thank you, thank you, thank you, Peloton!), we confront The Boy about the recent news of his first Bravo TV love's self-proclaimed guilt in the court of law...Jen Shah is guilty and he cannot escape this truth! But good news: our Bravocon hotel is BOOKED! Bad news: 3-day ticket prices to Bravocon. That's it. That's the tweet. ANYWAYS, South...

Who's booked their Bravocon hotel because we want to do hoodrat stuff with our friends! After spending 30 minutes of pre-production finding the perfect walking distance dwellings near the Javits Center, Desmond brings his most important Bravo News and LP details the most awkward lunch conversation of her adult life. Brie falls back into the Below Deck universe (thank you, Aesha) and we try and fai...

 Another week of Bravo! And we have returned from our trip to Cali to discuss our favorite ladies in Cali with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 premiere! And before we head to Californiaaaaa, we give you the scoop on LP and Brie's midweek trip to Austen & Craig's Pillows and Beer Live Show when they came to Atlanta! Spoiler alert: We didn't have enough content to make a whol...

We are back with Part 2 of our RHOA Season Premiere recap with our good friend Nela from Fix My Life Podcast! Brie made a major mistake last episode and forgot to mention what we've all been waiting for our (hyperbolic) literal whole lives: the return of BRAVOCON! We hope to see you all in NYC in October!! You can find The Boy wherever Kenya is, probably. And for the meat of the episode, our...

It's the BEST DAY because friend of the pod and fellow Bravo lover, Nela from Fix My Life Podcast, joins us in the BMB Zoom Room! If a podcast could be action-packed, this one is because we had to publish in two parts! In Part 1, we *mention it all* as far as Bravo TV is concerned. LP finds a fellow Below Deck fan (#captainleeforlife), we learn about Jen Shah's Trump University background(?!), The...

Life be lifin', y'all! We are back with the OG BMB crew and in our hometown of ATL as we dive into new Bravo TV favorite Kandi & the Gang! The dysfunction is hot in that kitchen and we thank Auntie Kandi & Uncle Todd for it all. Before we discuss ATL's VPR, we talk about our current podcast obsessions - a little bit of 2 Teas in a Pod and a whole lot of Crime Junkie. Brie & LP landed *...

We found another Boy to meet Bravo! This week, The Boy finds camaraderie in another boy whose fiancee is a friend of the pod, Bravo IG group chat member, and fellow Bravo TV superfan! Brittany and Monty join us to talk all things Bravo TV - from our reactions to the RHONY 2.0 news to Monty's precious Teresa Giudice impression, we *mention it all*! Summer House had an Emmy Award-winning episode tha...

Bienvenidos a Miami, mi gente! We are thrilled to be back in Coral Gables with the Real Housewives of Miami in The House That Elsa Built (may she rest in peace). And we've got a friend of the podcast, Veronica, joining us for the first time in the BMB Zoom Room! Veronica was anti-Bravo TV until she accidentally watched RHOA from Season 1 to present in a week...happens to the best of us. The B...

This week, Simone & Erin from Bravo's Housevibes Podcast join us in the BMB Zoom Room! We bond over our obvious love of Bravo TV while accidentally deep diving into reality tv past (Style Network, anyone?). The Boy and Simone go down a Kanye rabbit hole (RIP 2008 Kanye) and LP tries to convince us all that Below Deck is worth the hype. As Real Housewives of Salt Lake City winds down in the Sea...

This week was the BEST because we had Bravo podcast favorites of ours, Donny and Quin from Know That Podcast, in the BMB Zoom Room to chat about all the Bravo TV things this week! We discovered our shared love for Summer House while trying to convince The Boy that his dog Detective Benson needs a Detective Stabler buddy. #peerpressure  On to the Real Housewives of New Jersey where we had seve...

The gang plus some new attractive friends are back in Montauk and all is right in our world! The Boy admittedly loves him some Summer House - could it be all of the gorgeous women running around in bikinis? *ding ding ding* - and he has lots of thoughts this week! Somehow, everyone seems to have had a glow up and Sober Carl is truly the best Carl. We've got a new meathead on the block - here's loo...

Happy 2022, fam!! This week, we catch up on all things Bravo TV - from Below Deck's Maury Moment (Jean Luc, you ARE the father!) to finding the most random content (Lunchtime by Bravo?). Nonetheless...we Stan. Someone we no longer Stan is Jennie Nguyen from RHOSLC who took zero accountability for her racist social media posts and was swiftly fired from her franchise. So, we would like to formally...

Our last St. Andy Awards bonus episode is one of our favorites of 2021 because Big Frank Catania from Bravo TV's Real Housewives of New Jersey joined us in the BMB Zoom Room! He fills us in on the status of his kids, Dolores, and the family's NINE dogs, we get some insight on the shenanigans between the other Househusbands of New Jersey, and Frank accepts our invitation to Atlanta. The theme of hi...

The Boy is officially inducted into the Bravo TV Fan Family because he was in the presence of reality tv greatness! We were so blessed and excited to welcome St. Andy Awards winners and Real Housewives of New Jersey favorites Margaret Josephs. Joe Benigno, and Marge Sr. to the studio this week! In this very special bonus episode, we get all the scoop on the true bromance that is the real Househusb...

The Inaugural St. Andy Awards are here and we have some of our favorite friends of the pod with us to celebrate! And the categories are... ⭐Rookie of the Year ⭐Cutest Couple ⭐Andy's Pet ⭐Bravo TV Mom of the Year ⭐Househusband of the Year ⭐Housekid of the Year ⭐Moment of the Year ⭐Best Overall Franchise ⭐Miss Bravo TV ⭐The Boy's Choice Follow Bravo Boyfriends on social media and find them...

We have a supersized season finale and end of 2021 episode this week! In Part One, we welcome some of our favorite friends of the podcast and fellow Bravo TV fanatics to the Zoom Room: Colin Hanks, Nicole, and Josh & Terrence from Bravo Boyfriends Podcast! We had lots of highs and lows this year on Bravo TV, with all of the court-related dramas topping both of those respective lists. From Erik...

How is 2021 almost over?! We are so close to having a total Bravo TV convert in The Boy, but we'll use this week as another opportunity to reel him in. LP and Brie give Lala Kent her flowers for walking her talk and leaving Rand in the dust after the cheating rumors prove to be true. Besides helping to keep Vanderpump Rules afloat, she's also making boss moves in her podcast and in her personal li...

Happy Thanksgiving! This year, we are thankful for our Bravo TV podcast community and, as always, Bravo TV. This week, we channel our inner, awkward Thanksgiving dinner conversation by discussing RHONY's official hiatus, per Andrew Cohen, and whether we blame Eboni for this season's flop. Should reality tv really be a "break" from the reality we live each day? And The Boy stays loyal to his girl,...

Did anyone else wake up and remember that the Real Housewives of Miami was returning to our screens?! We fill Desmond in on the ladies of RHOM and were surprised by his thoughts on founding housewife Larsa Pippen, and Desmond politely declines to comment on Mama Elsa...may she rest in peace. We also catch up on our weekly non-Bravo TV-related obsession, Law and Order: Organized Crime (more commonl...

On today's episode, we get ready to say farewell to Below Deck (Desmond gives up and we kind of do, too), but before that we welcome Hub House to Winter House and love to hate Austen even more for the "I love you...like a sister" BS. We also definitely knew The Real Housewives of Dubai was being announced this week, but our city ideas were way, way off. And while the OG Below Deck Boat Daddy and E...

Winter should be fun, and we agree that the cast of Bravo TV's Winter House is off to a great, boozy start! Before we jump into the premiere of Bravo TV's first series collab, we reminisce about our TV watching pasts (Degrassi: Next Generation, anyone?) and talk about Desmond and Brie's weekend discussing Bravo TV with Nyemade Boiwu of YouTube's Black, Bold and Addicted to Bravo! There is als...