Box Office Pulp

Push that cassette into the player and pump up the volume of that synth score, because it's time for another Mini BOP! And for this one, you are NOT to go out tonight. You are to stay home with JAMES and MIKE... as they discuss the horror remake 'MANIAC'! Starring Elijah Wood and his many mannequins. And come discover the expressionless mannequin inside YOU by clicking this link!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the Box Office Pulp crew emerges from the depths, bringing with them the very first BOP ’n A Movie! That’s right, the normal podcast wasn't enough... so we're gonna need a bigger BOP! In this inaugural feature commentary, MB, James, Mike, and Cody put on their snorkels like half-assed astronauts and go swimmin’ with bowlegged women as t...

MB and Cody shrink down to the quantum realm to get a closer look at Marvel's newest superhero film, ANT-MAN! For all your bad Nick Nolte impressions and soul-crushing reminders that the first 10 minutes of UP are gut-wrenching, this episode has you covered. And just so the obligatory Zoolander joke is made, yes, this is a podcast for ants. Give your Pym particles a shake by downloading here!

From the shadowy void does rusty chains shoot, digging their way into supple flesh. As the box is caressed and opened, all is revealed in this TALES FROM THE BOP! For this installment, two members of the crew have returned from their gaze into hell and used the blood of the living to bring themselves back for one reason: To record this episode! Skinless or not, Mike and James sit down with the res...

There are... no strings... on Box Office Pulp. Meaning we are now free to record this episode all about AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON! Does Hulk smash? Is Black Widow still the coolest thing since sliced bread? Does The Vision's arrival into the realm of celluloid change our world forever and for the better? The answer to all these questions is YES! Thankfully, we talk about way more than those three th...

Deep beneath a local backwoods cemetery, the Tribes of The Moon have gathered to welcome the newest member to their breed: The Box Office Pulp Crew! After their God burns us and we(hopefully) survive the trial, we take an all too close look at the contents of Clive Barker's head, and what might be the cultiest cult film that's ever culted! Talkin' about NIGHTBREED here, folks. The movie that taugh...

Our name is Box Office Pulp. Our world is podcasting. And blood. There's still lots of blood. AND GUZZOLINE! Grab your wheels, War Boys, and prepare to chrome yourselves up for the gates of Valhalla, because we're about to die historically! That's right, the BOP Crew is finally gonna figure out who's more crazy in movie podcasting... themselves or everybody else. But before that, they're gonna dow...

Godzilla! Hans and Franz! Super suits in tin cans! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Weiner! These are all connected in a logical manner, and Box Office Pulp is here to do the dirty work of connecting the dots in this special episode all about notorious Hollywood films that ALMOST happened. Did we dodge a spray of bullets? Did we miss a series of miracles? Listen in and decide for yourself.

Let Box Office Pulp wager you, let us make you a bet: Listening to this episode will not be a regret. A rumbling sound and three sharp knocks, that's when you know we're recording. The themes in a certain Australian horror film is what we are exploring. You see, if it's in a word, or it's in a look, you can't stop us from talking about THE BABADOOK.

The BOP Crew gazes into it's crystal ball (or a handy-dandy online list) at the films coming soon to a theater near you. From Ant-Men, to old man robots, to young man robots, to dinosaurs, lands of tomorrow, and being too fast to be truly furious -- Box Office Pulp leaves no celluloid unturned in this preview of Summer 2015!

From the wolves of the Alaskan wilderness to the depths of raunchy poetry, the BOP crew must dig deep to survive Joe Carnahan's THE GREY. Ride the log, pretend depression isn't lurking around every corner, ignore all the advice Liam Neeson gives, and look out for the boogens. It's Box Office Pulp!

What lurks behind this seemingly normal german apartment window? Allow a still shell-shocked Mike to spin a tale of love, low budgets, and the depths of sexual depravity for you and the rest of the BOP Crew. Even though NEKROMANTIK pulls back the satin sheets from it's sexy, sexy grave and invites you into it's crisp blu-ray re-release -- do not! Don't make the same mistake I did! Run! Run! RUN! A...

All the way from the back of the train, the BOP crew fights its way to your headphones to discuss director Bong Joon-ho's sci-fi/action/baby eating/class warfare experience SNOWPIERCER. Watch as the Boppers attempt to bring serious analysis into the podcast and peer into the dark corners of IMDb only to realize the darkness is peering back. Fairy tale, allegory, fable logic... who really cares? It...

Mike, James, and Cody gather to discuss the Studio Ghibli's animated classic Princess Mononoke. With eyes unclouded, they attempt to discuss the Miyazaki masterpiece without falling into the pitfalls of hate. Or the dark catacombs of IMDb. Or tangents about C.H.U.D. Their mission is hopeless, but at least they get to go out remembering that time when Keith David voiced a giant, pissed-off boar god...

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may get stuck watching WOLFEN when the VHS player blooms and the autumn moon is bright. On this new BOP segment, Cody recounts his harrowing encounter with the kinda-sorta werewolf movie WOLFEN to the rest of the crew, preventing them from a grizzly fate of actually having to watch this train wreck of a movie for themselves. It’s a des...

The BOP crew shambles out of the grave this Halloween for the sweetest candy of all: BRAINS. Also, zombie movies. But we're mostly here for the brains. So, shamble along as we debate the merits of slow versus fast rotters, magic versus virus-infected living dead, and werewolf sex versus mummy sex. Only the most crucial topics of the season in this special BOP of the Dead!

Just in time to celebrate the holiest of fake holidays, Big-Ass Pumpkin Day, here comes the Box Office Pulp episode on Stan Winston's Pumpkinhead. Relive all your favorite 80s and southern stereotypes with he BOP crew as we collectively scratch our heads over this odd-ball monster flick. Err... grim fairy tale.

Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga ooga-chaka! The Box Office Pulp team is hooked on a feeling... that GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY is the best film of the summer. In this episode, the crew weeps over Vin Diesel's gravel-tinged voice, realizes that this is the closest cinema will ever come to getting a Captain Planet movie, and marvels (Did we already use this joke for Cap'm America 2? Box Office Pulp doesn't care!)...

Join BOP's very own POINTED NAILS OF JUSTICE, as they go into the vampirism, the feminism, and the pale-ism, of BYZANTIUM.

Are you a dirty cop? Have you ever dreamed of quitting your full-time position as a homeless drifter in order to become a professional lawn mower? Maybe you're just a disembodied demon spirit that roams the earth inside of some Mad Max style armor. Even if you aren't any of those things, you'll appreciate the world-class insanity of this episode, celebrating the even crazier HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN.

JOIN US, MY MUTANT BROTHERS AND SISTERS! Join Box Office Pulp as we travel into the past to prevent the recording of an episode that destroys your future! After we kill our past selves(we saw no alternative) we decided to record a new episode in it's place(and enjoy all the accommodations of the 2010's). In THIS time displaced episode, we fittingly discuss the retcons, the drama, the utter childho...

Grab your crossbows and lamb masks as James, Mike, and Cody gush blood and admiration for the horror comedy You're Next in this mini-BOP. Spoilers, spoilers... Barbara Crampton is still hot, Mike has no qualms about making out next to corpses, face-blendering needs to be a more common movie occurrence, and YOU are actually next. Yes, you behind the computer monitor. Tough break, kid.

Mike and Cody sit down to geek out over Marvel's newest film. Spoiler alert: Captain America: The Winter Soldier is great, Hydra is behind everything (Even your missing socks), and someone was smart enough to create a M.O.D.O.K. mug. Enjoy and hail Hydra!

Do you love the law? How about scowling and dystopian cityscapes? If so, this might just be the film for you! Join the BOP crew as we patrol the mean streets of Mega-City 1 in this episode all about DREDD.

Take a look back at the first teetering steps of the Box Office Pulp Podcast with this previously un-aired test episode. If technical ineptitude doesn't excite you, maybe our discussion of the greatest Valentine's Day film ever, BEHIND THE MASK, will! Who doesn't love a good romantic slasher?