Box Office Pulp

The lambs have downloaded the podcast. Let them affix their earbuds and cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignoran-- wait, this description is for public consumption, isn't it? Oh man, I don't know who's reading this. I gotta be more careful. Anyways, if you haven't gathered by that super hilarious bit of parody, The Crew is FINALLY appeasing the Ancient Ones by assuming their stereotypes of...

A podcaster who hates his podcast. A hidden cameo, and tangents not forecast. Click the link, ignore our past, and this episode of BOP will be yours at last! As you can tell by CGI Cody feeding you wizard riddles, The Crew is logging on to The Oasis to talk Steven Spielberg's ode to pop culture - READY PLAYER ONE! We dig into the film's surprisingly nuanced approach to nostalgia, compare Ernest Cl...

The most PROVOCATIVE episode from the most PROVOCATIVE of podcasters, about the most PROVOCATIVE movie by the most PROVOCATIVE  of directors, guest star-- we should probably cut out the provocative thing and do this straight, right? Okay. Unlike Jennifer Lawrence's rotten luck with her house guests, we aren't tormented by guest co-host Adam Avitable, whom The BOP Crew welcomes into the fold f...

Leave your bright and sunny universe behind and take a step into a Da-- oh, sorry, as I was typing that, that entire initiative was cancelled. ANYWAYS, you may no longer be able to wander the secretive halls of Prodigium again anytime soon, but you can wander the halls of Cody's Memory Palace! Come inside, kiddies, for a new installment of Taaaaales Froooom The BOOOOOOOP! In which films not on the...

Hiya guys, I'm Han Solo, and this is a podcast all about my very first adventure in outer space! Wow! It might be my first week as a smuggler, but I can tell I'm in good hands with the Box Office Pulp Crew. They told me they're gonna brag all about my best friend Chewbacca, and all the decisions Mr. Howard made when he was putting this wacky gang of ours together, and even about my new bud Lando a...

Now, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darlings. Unfortunately for us, and to a degree, unfortunately for you, as well, we dreamed big. Way, way too big. Welcome to the third level down. The grand experiment in Inception commentating continues, in which we annually provide commentary for the previous year's commentary. My head is spinning. This year, Saito has bled out, but we soldie...

Dread it. Run from it. This episode still arrives. The BOP Crew have used the Eye of Agamotto to view 300,605 versions of this episode. We stay on topic for exactly... one. Good news! That's the one we're releasing, so you get all the spoilers, all the tears, and all the insane theories! What has this grand experiment in cinematic storytelling wrought? Mostly praise for how enthralling and filled...

The BOP Crew wants you folks to CUT IT! But if you've somehow managed to not read from a cursed book bound in human flesh and become possessed, then you're definitely ready to join us in this sojourn into the woods for this extra special BOP 'n A Movie feature commentary! Why so extra special, you ask? Because we find ourselves celebrating the five year anniversary of Fede Alvarez's supremely unde...

Do you think this is the only movie podcast in the world? You've downloaded part of a bigger universe... you just don't know it yet. Unrelated to those ominous words, this episode sees The Crew taking a look at Hollywood's current obsession with the shared cinematic universe. Why does Marvel have such a monopoly on the concept, and what essential part of the equation are studios missing? What can...

This episode is a rumor, recognizable only as another boring movie podcast, and dismissed just as quickly. It doesn't exist, it was never even recorded. Movie analysis is its name. Cinema its native tongue. We are above Itunes. Over it. Beyond it. We are madness. We are moxie. We are Box Office Pulp.  ... but yeah, here's an episode on Men In Black where we talk about how important this was t...

A lot of podcasts promise you entertainment, but only Box Office Pulp delivers protection from infection! In an all-new Mini-BOP, the crew takes a look at Ben Wheatley's 2017 Action-Thriller-Noir-Sitcom Free Fire, an unrestrained clusterf*** in the best possible way. Join us as we discuss its deft juggling of tones, Wheatley's increasingly impressive catalog of work, whether or not Sharlto Copley...

Put your white robes on, every-- wait, no, that's a terrible thing to say out of context. THE VOID! We're talking about THE VOID! Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski's tonal callback to the likes of John Carpenter, Clive Barker, and HP Lovecraft, all wrapped up in that beautiful indie-horror blanket that's kicking all kinds of ass currently! But that's not all this episode has! Because to talk a...

BOP Bewares The Moon! Not because we trust superstitious locals, but in the off chance a werewolf CAN only be killed by someone who loves them... well, we don't need to get into the depressing reality of how that's an issue for us. What isn't depressing? HALLOWEEN! And commentary tracks! And horror movies! And commentary tracks for horror movies! Or in this case, the end all be all horror-comedy,...

Can you hear that? No, not the sales pitch of zombie Elvis, or the BOP crew mocking innocent child actors – it’s the sounds of BIG-ASS PUMPKIN DAY! That’s right folks, it's the most wonderful time of the year and we’re celebrating by watching the nostalgia-fest that is HALLOWEENTOWN.  Join us as we stroll down childhood lane and realize it’s nothing but charming plot-holes! Get in Benny's ter...

Ever found yourself locked in a band's green room, surrounded by Patrick Stewart wielding neo-nazi's, and armed with nothing more but the enduring anarchic spirit of punk? Well, if you have, then I hope you walked away with less bodily injury than the characters of GREEN ROOM, the unflinching and brutal horror-thriller from director Jeremy Saulnier. The film that is the very topic of this very epi...

The BOP Crew wants to talk about Spider-Man Homecoming but they just can't get the podcast to deactivate kill mode! OH GOD WATCH OUT. Well, now that the murder is out of the way, we can tell you that we have the uncanny ability to discuss Spider-Man and Spider-Man related things way too much, so add that on top of how gosh darn excellent Homecoming is, both as a Spidey film and a film in general -...

Get your glittery BOP iPod out because the Crew is here to drown out that hum in your drum! Edgar Wright has delivered yet another masterpiece with BABY DRIVER, and we're spreading the film discussing goodness allll the way to the edges on this one. We still totally found time to talk about Jon Hamm's amazing haircut, though. Now, if you don't see us again, it's because we're DEAD. Don't feed us a...

After listening to this, we hope you sit there, blood on your knuckles, beer down your shirt, sick on your shoes, knowing you'll never listen to a finer podcast than this one. And you know what? You probably will. No one has ever been drunk enough to actually believe otherwise. But all the same, join us in this BOP 'n A Movie feature commentary for Edgar Wright's THE WORLD'S END! The final entry i...

The year is 1918, and Box Office Pulp has been ravaged by the horrors of The Great War. So, what's a podcast about movies, madness, and moxie to do? Vacation! After plundering Doc Poison's notebook, the BOP Crew take off in their aero-planes for the island of Themyscira, where Princess Buttercup is training a legion of warrior women that are destined to emasculate us all - one of which happens to...

The BOP Crew's Mary Poppins, ya'll! And we're here to save the galaxy for a second time -- well, actually, we're here to talk about other people saving the galaxy for a second time. We heart Marvel's GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 so hard, you guys, and we gots ourselves oodles to say about the deep emotional and psychological turmoil everyone's favorite ragtag cosmic heroes went through for your...

A year ago the BOP Crew made a promise. A stupid, stupid, stupid promise. That promise was to go deeper. How does one go deeper when it comes to commentary tracks? Why, you watch the movie while listening to your own commentary track and do a new commentary track over it! Crossed eyed yet? You should be. In this special - and you know what we mean when we say "special" - edition of BOP 'n A Movie,...

Who's ready to get sad? In a brand-new Mini-BOP, join the man known only as Mike and his pale, bandaged companion James, as they discuss the superhero movie that changed everything this year. In their journey through James Mangold's instant classic, they'll mourn the loss of father figures, try to figure out if Dafne Keen is or is not actually X-23, pitch several X-Men movies that will never happe...

Congratulations, you are listening to Box Office Pulp. Please... do not resist. Too bad the BOP Crew can smell the lies! The deception! So, why don't you choke on your aspirations of doing something else this evening, and become one with the Force by listening to this BOP 'n A Movie feature commentary! And if you haven't picked up on the clues, we're doing ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY while the mo...

Ladies and Gentleman, Box Office Pulp proudly presents to you, our esteemed audience, The Game Over Awards: The Best in Movie Death! In honor of the late Bill Paxton - acting legend, BOP Crew favorite, and all around damn great guy - we have christened these awards in his honor. Join us as we count down our absolute favorite deaths in cinema history (With the caveat that, yes, nothing else lives u...

In a franchise that has seen returns, forevers, rises, dawnings and beginnings, there's only one spectrum of cinema that The Caped Crusader has yet to conquer: multi-million dollar animated children's movies rendered entirely in tiny bits of plastic. But does THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE live up to the legacy it dares deconstruct? It's time to light the individual signals for movies, madness, and moxie,...