Bottle Crow Reborn

I really just wanted a quiet evening. I was gonna play games with friends, drink some tea, work on some gunpla, and go to bed early. Instead, Icefrog dropped a patch. And that's good! That's a good thing. I think the game is ready for a change, and I like a lot of the changes in here. but can i please just go to bed, i ask, selfishly. let six sleep. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You...

Thank you to Nick for editing this episode! Wow, I get to listen to an episode of my own podcast for a change. A fusion food truck with mysterious ways, a rant at a particularly clueless Jaguar driver, all the latest fast food news, and Fanfiction Corner finally goes too far. Join us. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would...

Battle Pass! We'll TAKE a pass on this one! Ha ha ha! HA! That was not very funny! Neither is our new fanfic, please tell Nick to stop pushing it. Oh, turns out there's another set of Ancient rocks. Denny's has new bennies, tuna DNA tests, and much more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your...

We're eating, we're streaming, we're regretting life choices. Join us for Oreos, for pizza rice, and for all the things your heart desires, but your polite mind tells you you dare not voice. No, not like horny stuff. That's fine, that's whatever. I'm more interested in FOOD CRIMES. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would re...

Sometimes, when brainstorming, people say "there are no bad ideas." It's ironic that we embrace that philosophy here at Bottle Crow, as ANY bad idea can easily get on the air, but also the very existence of our podcast is proof that it's a DEEPLY untrue thing to say. On this episode, a draft game, a podcast within a podcast, fast food spaghetti, smooth jazz, and more. Suffer with us. We’re on iTun...

Ah, dammit. There's actually DOTA to talk about. A new hero, a new patch, Dragon's Blood, suddenly we have to like do our jobs??? It's ok, we're still gonna talk about Taco Bell, Carl's Jr, what exactly IS enchilada sauce, why you need to play MLB The Show 21 with me, and more. I can't believe this stupid podcast went for almost two hours. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscr...

The mouth-potato told us true. Potatoes are indeed... back. Plus the enhanced Quesalupa. Can you believe it... Taco Bell is back on TOP. And thus we bring you the first ever episode of Taco Chingling, edited by Nick (Six usually edits these). New segments. New bumpers. Live food microwaving. Oh, and did we mention... GREG IS HERE?! Buckle up. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can sub...

nick the dance is not gonna be a thing. hey write in to the show if you DON'T dance to wipeout when nick plays it. i'll read it on air. shaming nick. also we've got some sodas and some home improvement and yknow whatever stupid garbage we do around here if you write in to say you DO dance to wipeout i'll just lie about it so don't bother We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscrib...

now i'm just thinking of Garfield Pipe but it's Spectre. Spectre Without Spectre. a bunch of 3d Spectre platformers on the PS2. Spectre being thrown through a window. Sniper drinking dog cum. LISTEN THAT ONE'S NOT MY FAULT READ GARFIELD THAT SHIT HAPPENS i hate mondays We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us...

The arrival of the Overwatch feature in Dota 2 has us scrambling to record an ep! In and out. Twenty minutes. No other segments. Nick. NICK I SAID NO OTHER SEGMENTS NICK YOU HAVE TO STO We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the...

It's not just me, right? Nick's out of his mind. The Starbucks Icon isn't like a naked mermaid. It's not a horny fishgirl. That's just not true. I think if Starbucks cups had Ariel sans bra that would be a thing more people talked about. well now i'm googling mermaid mascots, let's see here. Oh there's a mermaid PreCure! PreCure is cool. And a sports team? And ok now we're getting into some nsfw t...

PLEASE NOTE: Our guest's audio track did not turn out great, so the sound quality is below our usual standards. Apologies, there's not much we could do about it. The glorious return of host emeritus Emily! A quiz to see how much Dota has changed! Spectre Protecting, Fata's Tapas, Home Improvements, the works. Plus a new segment bumper (that we might not see again for quite some time) that uses Vac...

It's a very SPOOOOOKY episode of Bottle Crow Reborn as... wait, no. That's not right. Merry Christmas, Bottle Crowd! Nick ropes Six and friend of the show Allen into like an hour and a half of stupid garbage! Please enjoy. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spre...

That's not a typo, folks. Well. It is. But I'm not the one who made it. Sic erat scriptum or whatever. We have a game show, Gold For Meat, a field report, and so much more. Oh and we accidentally baited Valve into releasing the patch. You're welcome, I guess? We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell...

ALL HANDS! Drop everything you're doing! That regular episode of Bottle Crow I was editing? ON HOLD. That Take 5 I was eating? Well I guess I can finish it but make it snappy because there's a HUUUUUGE patch to talk about! A new hero, a new mechanic that affects EVERY hero, balance changes, new items, wowowowow. We haven't done a patch special in AGES. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! Y...

Burger time! The grand experiment begins. Our microwaves are hot. Our burgers are cold. And our hearts simmer with a steely passion for terrible food. Let's GO. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ru...

Listen, I don't know what to tell y'all. What, you want a summary? Two new segments, with bumpers. The Lettuce Man. Newerth, Storm, Snacks, buying ladybugs, salt water taffy, beds. There. I'm so tired. i'm so tired. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the...

The segment creation engine that is Bottle Crow don't stop for nobody. Two new segments, a reworked Home Improvements of Newerth bumper (finally!), and lots of the classic sounds you're used to. Oh and I guess Six and Nick talk some too, but that's not why you're here, I think. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really...

Welcome back to the show. This is the show. You are tuned into it. We have lots of content for you. You will enjoy it. Listen to the show. Process the content. Make content your mind. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the R...

There are two types of people: the broken bones and the wet noodles. Which one are you? No, don't answer that: we'll answer it FOR you. Over the course of this revelatory, revoLUTIONary podcast, you will learn all sorts of things. About slugbugs or whatever. About relationships. Plumbing. Vietnamese fast food. Bottle Crow: Just Do It. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe o...

Music rings across the streets of Garlemald, and Professor Sirus nan Siles tries desperately to run faster. He knows that sound too well. For many a Garlean commander, leader of black ops projects or dark science experiment, that music has been the last thing they ever heard. It heralds the coming of the golden avenger, clad in armor and bearing a lance whose tip has never failed to pierce the hea...

After losing a recording, we're back with a vengeance. Certainly, this episode feels like vengeance: like Nick punishing me, Six, for slights real or imaginary. Air Bud, Taco Bell, Subway, Immortal 2s, League of Legumes, SingSingSing with a real banger, Home Improvements, the whole works. Jump in. This is the abridged version of the episode: the extremely lengthy discussion of Air Bud has been con...

After losing a recording, we're back with a vengeance. Certainly, this episode feels like vengeance: like Nick punishing me, Six, for slights real or imaginary. Air Bud, Taco Bell, Subway, Immortal 2s, League of Legumes, SingSingSing with a real banger, Home Improvements, the whole works. Jump in. This is the unabridged version of the episode: it has been edited like all Bottle Crow eps, but not T...

SingSingSing graces us with another tune in this extra long episode. The Tragedy of the Missing Triplelupa, angering pub players with humility, a return to Old Dota, fried tofu tricks, we fix baseball, and so much more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread...

This week is our first ever SPONSORED segment! It's sponsored... by a listener... in exchange for battle pass levels. Listen, if you're gonna help me get the Windranger arcana in exchange for content I was gonna make ANYWAY, I'm HERE for it. So shoutouts to Greg Scherr for his support. Taco Bell, Pringles, Dota (what the hell is that?), baseball, and more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitche...