Bottle Crow Reborn

THIS is more what I expected. Raging over computer parts, confused over the Compendium, and the most frustrating Fanfiction Corner yet. Come to think of it, are normal pieces of fiction just fanfiction of life? You don't have to be a fan of something to write fanfiction, I know that firsthand. Much to think about. Join the  Bottle Crow Discord  to check out our live posted show notes as well as ch...

This is, somehow, just a pretty normal podcast of two friends talking about hanging out together. I don't know how we managed it? Except that it wasn't on purpose, because if we'd tried to do it deliberately, we would have failed. Perhaps we should just call it Disney Magic. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on i...

If this show was actually popular I'd be fighting with people in DMs for months because of my Dragon Ball comments. LISTEN I KNOW THE "AWAKENED BY RAGE" THING IS REAL IT'S JUST NOT USEFUL IN THIS CONVERSATION. I do know Super Saiyan 2.5, I do know Legendary Super Saiyan and Legendary Super Saiyan 2. We were in the weeds enough that I decided to skip Kaioken and Blue + Kaioken. Just cut me some sla...

I'm telling you gang, the initial break on that candy bar? Coulda stopped a BULLET. After that we good but DANG. Anyway I gotta get back to Oblivion posting. I miss that goofy game. You ever notice I don't swear in these show notes? It's a challenge. It's like common courtesy for podcast notes but MAN it gets in the way sometimes. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show note...

This podcast has a Communication Score of under six thousand. Do NOT let Bottle Crow Reborn coach. You should also not let Bottle Crow drive, buy alcohol, or onto any rollercoasters. It's short. The safety harness WOULD NOT REACH. Trust me on this one. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and...

I didn't want to just do patch notes. So please enjoy an hour and a half of patches plus our usual food and drink, Carmilla reading, and despairing over what's become of Jacky Mao. How far you've fallen. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave...

SingSingSing might have to retire after this one. One of those good retirements where your job tells you you're retiring, and you're like "oh thanks but actually I-" and they cut you off like "CONGRATS ON YOUR RETIREMENT" while shoving a watch into your hands, and you out the door. But hey. At least there's pizza. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat...

The time has come to pay the 7Up Piper. We promised y'all 7Up recipes, and we are here to deliver. Whether you want us to or not. We've got cheeeeese trivia, we've got experience points in a bottle, we've got surprisingly high quality champagne. Grab a MimosUp and kick back. When you're here, you're family. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with u...

The Double Down is bi culture. So says George Constanza. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Rif...

The real reason six is afraid of seven is all these 7Up recipes. We have Dota thoughts, we have pork sandwich chips, we have a mid to reasonable level of confidence few people will listen to this ep for days because Zelda just came out. So, yknow... enjoy this, whenever you get to it. shame on that man for his lewd and also impossible ascii shrek Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live...

Aka Dota 3-3. Once again, Dota has undergone tectonic shifts- kinda literally this time, judging by the teaser. Also, like. In that video, the Ancients were destroyed?! Is this LITERALLY a new battle? Like, did we get a canon ending to Dota 2?! I dunno, this patch is whacky and my judgment is broken. But I reinstalled Dota, so. They got me. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted...

I'm BACK! And I'm not taking Nick's garbage lack of prep lying down, I'm here to right the scales! I did forget to eat those Peeps though. That's on me. Look forward to next ep, when I'll forget again and not eat them again. Our special guest on this episode is listener Dilweed89, whom you can join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other li...

When the Six is away, the meat will play! Allen Ibrahim of the Chatz (COLON) Television Podcast and other Scanline Media products subs in for the absent Six to prove that not even having a guest co-host will make Nick prepare decently for his own show. What if I somehow was able to get Six to record an episode with me on a boat? Like, we set sail on a large lake or the ocean, drop anchor, and pop...

I mean I didn't spend a TON of time on Google trying to figure this out (for understandable reasons) but it doesn't SEEM like our new favorite recipe site has a good explanation for its name. That Word seems like it's not like... a common word meaning something else in King's English. Then again it's probably slang? But it's slang HERE. And it's bad slang! I dunno dawg. Choices were made. Join the...

Death is coming! Or, rather, Death's right hand gal. We're finally given a new hero in this smaller-than-expected patch, with a focus on Turbo Mode and smaller balance changes addressing concerns from the recent Lima Major. This is the Turbo Mode episode- the regular episode is the same content. It's like Pokemon Red and Blue- a LITTLE different but you should probably not bother listening to both...

Death is coming! Or, rather, Death's right hand gal. We're finally given a new hero in this smaller-than-expected patch, with a focus on Turbo Mode and smaller balance changes addressing concerns from the recent Lima Major. This is the regular episode- the Turbo Mode episode is the same content. It's like Pokemon Red and Blue- a LITTLE different but you should probably not bother listening to both...

Is it "Azwraith" like "Azure Wraith" because he's got blue skin? Though the "wraith" part is the confusing one. He's not dead. Though apparently a wraith, definitionally, can imply a ghostlike image you see shortly BEFORE your death. So it's like, his doppelgangers are wraiths because they're gonna kill you then disappear? This is really stupid. Dota is stupid, y'all. Join the Bottle Crow Discord...

From the ancient catacombs of the Dettmars to the corporate headquarters of Monster Energy in Corona, California (wow that's actually not that far away), let the land shake. Let us feel the mighty swell of Single Malt Ultraviolet Grain Whiskey move body and soul. By the light of the Sherry Cask, you shall do as I ask: receive this bounty, and rejoice. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our...

Sam and Mistablue talk intro music, Extra-Life fundraising, WLDL results, and more! Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to...

Six has not only made had me edit this episode, but now make the actual RSS-thing post that disseminates this vile libel to the broader world. I guess after 6+ years it had to happen eventually. In this installment of Pod Cast we talk Boba, Red Bull, World of Warcraft, and spend a "generous" amount of time with our new best fanfiction friend DotA High School. Bark with me if you're my dogs! Mutts!...

Sometimes, you read something and you instantly realize the author is a cishet man, yknow? Obviously I don't know that for a fact, but a third of this week's chapter of Dota High School takes place in the girl's shower room, and it isn't the worst thing in the world? But our author absolutely fails to be normal about this. I suppose I should sympathize? I can't say this is a problem I've ever stru...

i've already forgotten who the gym teacher is. c'est la vie. It's a Frostivus Special as we reflect on the year we've had. A little. Mostly we drink tea and scotch, are subjected to garbage tier trivia once more and finally, FINALLY, we go Back To School. Send in YOUR Mirana voice! Hard to imagine it's worse than mine! Happy New Year, perhaps minus the Happy. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check...

THICK. THICK. THICK. THICK. It's time to be thankful, to be sincere, and to regret. Honesty casts a dark shadow, but not as dark as the late Alex Trebek, and his dry dismissals. Three, two, one, mark- open wide for Chunky. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe o...

I did a report from the field to tack onto the end of Episode 164 and then forgot it. Have this six minute addendum, not counting bumpers.

The past is a foreign country. But on this episode, we have a passport! ...I'm sorry. That sucked. That sucked! We spend most of this ep looking at Dotabuff. You can tell it's gonna be a riveting ep, hence why these notes are so clever. Whatever, enjoy the ep. I Can't Escape Anti-Mage from 2014. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other...