Born in the Eighties

Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner.  Enjoy.

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake news, nutella burgers, pokemon and Nintendo Switch, we got it all. nutella,pizzaburger,nintendo switch,star wars,force awakens,cans,goat,suicide sauce,#hackthecafeteria,soft pretzel

Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!   hamilton,chicago,nandos,train,strange,cumberbatch,marvel,skyrim,portal stories,nes cl...

Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot Doooo! Also, since it is episode 240, err. 420.. I guess Adam is not going to be able to make it. rimworld,rps,rock paper shotgun,instantcena,john cena,cubs,chicago,240, 420

The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

You want that underclean?  TJ wants that underclean.  Buy a bidet.  Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life.  Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars.  That and Pregnant Elsa gets Foot Surgery by Joker and Dancing Spiderman.  SEO ON FLEEEEEEEK!

PSVR happened!  Play the future of gaming!  The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game!  Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld.  Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars.  Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen to this.

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams.  Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast. 

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes.  I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again. Keywords: trimps,cookie,flash games,kongregate,liveleak,metzen,warcraft,south park,star trek,whitewater summer,sean astin,kevin...

The prodigal Hamm returns.  Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah!  Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently.  Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

They really are dedicated to their craft.  You have to give them that.  #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode.  Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl).  Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

Have you been to the DPRK bro?  It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah!  They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought?  I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea.  Make surf not war bro!

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones.  Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man's Sky.  Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS!  Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.

We, apparently, are all going to die.  Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.   vacuum metastability,gamma ray burst,brain eating amoeba,black hole,supernova,flossing,mermaids

Disrupt your visit to Taco Bell, with these sikk menu hax. Maximize your food haulage bro! This podcast is totally not sponsored by Waunafest. Not at all. comiccon,justice league,wonder woman,taco bell,mcdonalds,world of warcraft,burger king,mac and cheetos,demolition derby,waunafest,fairs,funnel cakes,corn dogs,marvel ultimate alliance,suicide squad,

We are joined by TJ!  He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff.  He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery news.  Things are popping off everywhere, as an act of God seeks to derail the podcast.  

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover. ghostbusters,nes,nintendo,csgolotto,csgo,vive,jobsimulator,vr,my hero academia,rifftrax,charmin,pokemon go,ess,everyshowsucks

Matt's Drunken purchasing decisions lead him to an HTC Vive.  Adam is present, and Jon is incensed at CS:Go betting and skin gambling.   Space Dandy,My Hero Academia,anime,CS:GO,prosyndicate,tmartn,csgolotto,gambling,vive,vr,job simulator,zootopia,sourdough mold,gtx1060

Jon is ready to begin his illustrious muk-bang career, Matt is a budding Sourdough artiste, and Adam is all up in on the anime this week. The guys make bold  Nintendo NX predictions. Video cards, Twitch updates, and lots of awesome video game news on this week's edition of Born in the Eighties.     sunburn,indycar,sourdough,preacher,anime,my hero academia,twitch,video cards,nvidia,amd,nintendo nx,...

Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next year!  Oh yeah, and we saw that Warcraft movie. PSVR,Titanfall 2,PS4,Xbox one,scorpio,resident evil 7, Final Fantasy 15,Days Gone,battlefield 1,quake champions,fallout VR,ubisoft,ea,bethesda,nintendo,zelda,sony,microsoft,warcraft

Adam is some sort of fantasy sex magician, Jon is hooked on Overwatch, Matt chats about AMC's preacher, and Jon takes a trip down Anime lane. All that and 2016 E3 predictions! Who will win the console wars? Sony? Microsoft? Will Sega make a splash with a Dreamcast 2 warehouse shooter? Don't be part of a crime gang! Only time will tell! Overwatch,dragon age,mass effect,e3,sony,microsoft,ea,ubisoft,...

Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, listens to the Hamilton soundtrack, and Adam returns to a game atop his pile of shame!   fallout 4,matt haag music,dragon age,toilets,koozie,dank,gorillagate 2016,monday night raw,overwatch,broken fandom,misery