Boozy Book Reports

Aqua Net? Check! Swatch? Check! Delicious cocktails? Double check! This month’s book report covers the cult classic, “Remember Me” by Christopher Pike! Join in the ghostly fun of this late 80’s gem! 🖤 We’re sipping on Cosmos and Stockholm Harbors! Mentioned in the Episode: Remember Me by Christopher Pike Veronica Mars Chris Crocker - “Leave Britney Alone” Ouija Board Dead Like Me Buzzfeed Unsolve...

We’re traveling back to our Scholastic Fair, elementary school days with the all American Girl classic, ‘“Meet Samantha”! Paired with a porch poundable traditional daiquiri and sassafras & molasses champagne cocktail!  Mentioned in the Episode: American Girl: Meet Samantha Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004) Scholastic Book Fairs Visible Mending SubReddit Hobby Man Stitch 'n Bitch S...

First kisses, peak mean girl behavior, and an especially sassy cat make up this month’s book report! Join in as we revisit “ Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging ” by Louise Rennison. As a special gift to ourselves were drinking some of the first “cocktails” we tried back in the day! A TP Bomb (equal parts Pepsi and beer) and The Mistake (a sugar cone filled with Baileys and topped with whippe...

In a world where you’re a ten year old girl left orphaned by a virus that has killed everyone over the age of twelve, what would you do to survive? Would you succumb to the bleakness of your reality or would you rise up to become the ruler of your own castle on the hill?  This month we’re diving into the apocalyptic tale, “The Girl Who Owned a City” whilst drinking Jungle Birds and Bloody Mar...

'Tis the season to be jolly with a side of snark! On this month's Boozy Book Report we're drinking nog and reminiscing as we report on 'Gift of the Magi'! Featuring the Country Bumpkin Eggnog cocktail by Basics with Babish! Mentioned on the episode: Gift of the Magi Captain Morgan Gingerbread Spiced Rum Country Bumpkin Eggnog Cocktail Gift of the Magi (TV Movie 2010) Touched by an Angel (1994) Fel...

Are you there God? It’s us, Boozy Book Reports. This month were celebrating that special time in a girl’s life when she hits puberty and also contemplates the nature of God. Yes, we’re reading the classic Judy Blume tale, “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” Featuring our very first special guest and some delish cocktails.  Mentioned in the Episode: Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. SN...

It's spooky season and we're celebrating by reading the classic children's horror book Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark ! Featured cocktails: “The Toe” (aka a Kir Royale) and a Jack O'Lantern Rose ! Mentioned in the episode: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories The Green Ribbon Banned Book List Bloody Mary Hot Take: Captain Hook is the Good Guy Movies/ Sh...

Damn those Pedro eyes! On this month’s Boozy Book Report we’re looking at the spicy 90’s bestseller, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel. Featuring Sam’s Spicy Abuelita and a Zhuzhed Amaretto Sour cocktails!  Mentioned in the Episode: Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Like Water for Chocolate on Goodreads Tita’s Diary Like Water for Chocolate by the Royal Ballet Like...

Button, button, whose got the button? Join us as we revisit an essential Gen X and Millennial classic…..Go Ask Alice. Featuring a Revolver and Last Word cocktail (with a shot of Baileys on the side)! Mentioned in the Episode: Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Unmask Alice (2022) Was Go Ask Alice the Original Literary Con? You’re Wrong About - Go Ask Alice Part 1 White Rabbit - Je...

It’s our very first episode we taking it back to one of the MVPs of every 80’s Scholastic Book Fair! That’s right, we’re reading The Boxcar Children.  ________________ Mentioned in the Episode Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Vanilla Bean Vodka by Cedar Rain Spirits JUSTNOMIL SNL: Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! TikTok Forager - Alexis Nikole Goodreads Boxcar Children Revi...

Boozy Book Reports is your new favorite way to revisit childhood classics with a fun, grown-up twist! Each month, we select a beloved book from our adolescence, pair it with delish cocktails, and dive into hilarious, insightful, and sometimes slightly tipsy discussions.  Join us as we relive the stories that shaped us—from Like Water for Chocolate to The Baby-Sitters Club to Sideways Stories...