Boonta Vista

Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the world, a very professional watch heist, and the Clipping Report. *** Tom's Sydney show: https://standupsydney.com/event/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/ Tom's Melbourne show:  https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:355/38:1066/ Tom...

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdresser, and the RIPing Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@...

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry. *** You can watch the video of the live show right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9I9uWKGDU *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show a...

This week behind the paywall: An insane man terrorising a quiet neighbourhood in England. But what if you need his help? All this and much, much more at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a failed bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, June 15. Thanks to everyone who came out, especiall...

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli. *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a...

It's an unlocked bonus episode for your listening pleasure! Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology. *** Get your live show tickets at: boontavista.com/live

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to overcome even death itself. *** Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com!...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate! *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mail...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores. *** Outro: Bone Collector - Ho99o9 *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com...

We don't care if it kicks off a bloody, muti-generational, Mario Puzo-style blood feud, please take our toilet money, KFC employees of the world. *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies. *** Get your live show tickets at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista ***...

Get your tickets to the live show right here at boontavista.com/live! *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Equal pay for equal heads, new Dutch mirror technology, no dogs harmed in Kansas, and using the proceeds of crime to thrill the people on your street. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boo...

Tag a friend who would totally out-ShareLunker you during the Toyota ShareLunker Collection Program season! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Hitting the wrongest button a car has, monitoring activity in the deep, trading cryptic gifts with Bigfoot, stealing an ATM for peanuts, and stealing a new friend from Leipzig Zoo. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a questi...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle. *** Outro: Protection - Massive Attack *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a mes...

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rare horse lost, two swords found, general advice for the coming eclipse, a Kia SUV that just wants to move, and the crimes of a real estate agent. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515...

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A high-level operator trying to get home to his family, a bold Dutch vision for man-rat coexistence, Headline News, and a surprisingly full Clipping Report. *** Outro: Rats - METZ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question...

Imagine getting swept up in the dunes in your 2023 Polaris side-by-side ATV bought with bad cheques. Get this and the rest of our bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking down handfuls of nutmeg. *** Get the Boonta Vista album here: https://boontavista.bandcamp.com/album/the-boonta-vista-experience ***

We've all made mistakes, and learning to forgive them is just part of this beautiful human journey. *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection. *** Follow Libby on Twitch at: twitch.tv/libtron Read her writing here: https://libbycwatson.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailb...

I think Einstein is flirting with you dude! *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista