Bone and Beam United

This week, Bone and Beam discussed what it means to take part in the CONCACAF Champion's League, as the Columbus Crew are set to do this week. Usually, it ends in bad refereeing decisions costing better teams the game. Don't get CONCACAF'd is the motto we live by. Additionally, they discussed all the action from the first leg of the UEFA Champion's League Quarterfinal matches. PSG looks unbeatable...

This week on the podcast, Gareth Bale Chose Violence, Alexandru Matan is scoring goals in Europe, and Germany sucks at this soccer thing, they should probably just quit. Oh...and the US Men failed to qualify for the Olympics. We'll tell you why it does and also does not matter. Good times.

This week, Bone and Beam talked about the new Crew schedule, how Austin might not be that bad, and spitting in each other's mouths. Among other things. @bonebeamunited on twitter if you have thoughts. Cheers.

This week, the Champion's League was cut down to 8 teams. J.D. and Brandon talked about Chelsea starting to figure it out, Bayern continuing to roll, and Real Madrid and the Citizens taking care of business. Which matchups do you want to see in the quarterfinals? The guys also discussed Daryl Dike lighting up the English Championship, and Yunus Musah making his decision for the USMNT. Share your t...

This week, Beamer was over the moon about his beloved Manchester United getting it done in the derby with City. Bone and Beam also chatted about the differences between Premier League Liverpool and Champion's League Liverpool, a UCL quarterfinal with no Mess or Ronaldo, and if you'd rather have Haaland or Mbappe' if you could have either on your team. Also, Christian Pulisic is being told by Thoma...

This week, Bone and Beam discuss the new Crew jersey, how the stars work over the logo, and why this will probably all be a moot point in a couple of years. There was also discussion about making deals with people you hate, and a history lesson about Crew rivalries, as Dom Tiberi's recent twitter poll brought that subject back into our lives. The guys also discussed things that are apparently ille...

This week, the guys recapped all of the Champion's League action, from Bayern's continued impressive dominance, to Real Madrid's struggle to beat a 10 man Atalanta. Chelsea won off of a stunning goal from Olivier Giroud - perhaps more impressive though is Thomas Tuchel's ability to get his team back into a Champion's League spot for next year. There was also Premier League talk, a possible rekindl...

This week, Bone and Beam talk Champion's League action, including Paris Saint-Germain's domination of Barcelona. Dortmund also cruised to a victory, while Juventus struggled. And Liverpool got a much needed 2-0 win over RB Leipzig; now they face another big test this weekend vs Everton. The guys also discussed Christian Pulisic's usage at Chelsea, the LA Galaxy signing a 15 year-old academy player...

This week, Pat Murphy from Massive Report and Bucknuts joins Bone and Beam. A longtime Manchester United fan, he and Beam talked about their shared fandom, how they became fans, and travels abroad. The guys also broke down the current standings in the Premier League, chances anyone but Man City can win, Liverpool's tenuous hold on the fourth Champion's League spot, and what the hell has happened t...

Lionel Messi makes a lot of money, and this is apparently shocking news to many. The guys talked about that, the looming CBA fight in MLS, and what is wrong with Liverpool among other things on this week's show. As always, interact with Bone and Beam on twitter, @bonebeamunited

This week, Bone and Beam discuss a wild Columbus Crew transfer rumor, the beginning of the Tooks era at Chelsea, and of course, the huge fight between Lukaku and Ibra in the Milan Darby. Other topics include MLS CBA drama, the toughest hombres to ever walk onto a pitch, and stonks rocketing to the moon.

This week, Bone and Beam try to wrap their heads around the resurgence of Paul Pogba and Manchester United. Also discussed was Matthew Hoppe (and the quest for a nickname for him) and his run of goals through the Bundesliga, Jordan Morris on the way to Swansea, and some issues with David Beckham and MLS. Also, T-Bone bores everyone with his love of sports cards and brags about his stupid collectio...

Back and better than ever in 2021! Well, at least they're back... T-Bone and Brandon Beam had lots to discuss this week, including the resurgence of Beam's Manchester United. The huge game this week featuring Man U and Liverpool is going to be on NBC's Peacock, which brought up a discussion of streaming sports, dark web secrets for illegally streaming, and giant satellite dishes. They also discuss...

What a moment for the city of Columbus, and for Crew fans everywhere. MLS Cup 2020 happened, and to recap, it went fairly well for the Black and Gold. Hear what Bone and Beam had to say about the Crew winning MLS Cup, relive some of your favorite moments, and dream with them about where the team can go from here. From Save The Crew to Can't Stop The Crew, this has been a tremendous ride. And if yo...

So, after all of that (don't make us rehash 2020, COVID, new team ownership, new coach, and that whole Save The Crew deal), the Columbus Crew find themselves in MLS Cup. Insanity. They get to face the Seattle Sounders, who are trying to build their own dynasty in MLS, in what could be a game for the ages. Bone and Beam talk extensively about that (35+ minutes!) and then move onto breaking down the...

This week, Bone and Beam discuss the Columbus Crew's big win over Nashville, and preview what's ahead with New England. They also chatted about the Champion's League, what's wrong with Arsenal, the Monstreal Impact changing their name, and the lasting impression made by the legend, Diego Maradona. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!

This week, Bone and Beam discuss the Crew's MLS playoff matchup with Nashville, a team that is trying to steal their identity of being a yellow soccer team. How do the Crew stack up with this surprising expansion team, and what can we expect this weekend for the Black and Gold? There's also plenty of talk about the Champion's League, Manchester United's surprisingly good form in that competition,...

This week, the guys discuss the Columbus Crew's playoff chances, how they've performed coming in to the end of the season, and how TV broadcast rights absolutely suck sometimes. Then they turned their attention to the USMNT, who are back in action after a massive layoff. They also discussed Premier League powers like Sheffield United and Fulham, Beamer unpacked his feelings about Manchester United...

In this episode, Bone and Beam discuss all the ways the Crew and Manchester United are frustrating at this point in their respective seasons. There's also some discussion about the rise of Everton, Covid making a comeback in the soccer world, and USMNT players who are making some noise.

After an unplanned summer hiatus, the boys are back, though Beam's audio is a little funky. Sorry about that. It's 2020. The boys discussed the Crew's victory over Philadelphia, Messi's possible (likely?) departure from Barcelona, Bayern Munich winning the Champion's league, and grass. Grass? Yup, grass.

This week, a very dejected Beam and a not nearly as dejected Bone discussed Liverpool's inevitable championship, made official in part by Chelsea and Christian Pulisic defeating Manchester City. The boys also discussed the relegation battle in the Premier League, which is shaping up to be one of the best ever; the changes made to the Champion's League, including Turner ending their experiment of b...

This week, Bone and Beam are joined by Colin Barringer, aka Evil Bald Colin, to preview some of the best news we've heard in months: The Premier League is back. We all know who is going to win the title (Cheers, Liverpool), but the Champion's League final spots are still up for grabs, and of course a massive relegation battle looms. Chelsea, Manchester United, Wolves, Sheffield United, Bournemouth...

This week, the boys decided to do a video chat that was livestreamed on youtube to dozens of people. In case you missed it, they talked about the Bundesliga, including Bayern Munich's 1-0 win over Borussia Dortmund in Der Klassiker, the piped in fan noise, and the English Premier League re-opening. Keep updated with us on twitter (@bonebeamunited) and subscribe to the podcast if you haven't yet. I...

This week on the podcast, Columbus Crew goalkeeper Matt Lampson filled in for Beam. We discussed how the Covid-19-induced pause in the season has been for him and his teammates. He also explained what training has been like when you can't actually interact with your teammates, difficulties for players in other cities, and hopes for a return. We also talked about the biggest MLS "Karens" of all-tim...

This week, the boys discuss the possibility of getting our favorite leagues back up and running. Which ones are saying they are close to returning? How soon could they be back to playing? And will all of this change again in 48 hours or less? Probably... Make sure you give us a rating here on your favorite podcast app so others can find the show!