Boars, Gore, and Swords

Aldhani & The Axe Forgets . The only thing I love more than hanging out in Space Scotland is having a Space Heist. Ivan & Red hate nepotism, but when Nightcrawler scribe Dan Gilroy is brought in by his brother Tony, exceptions will be made. Star Wars is good again? Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support...

That Would Be Me & Reckoning . The lads finish this first movie now that the Star Wars are good again. When Tony Gilroy, the screenwriter behind four Bourne movies, decided to write a prequel to a prequel in the Star Wars universe, Ivan & Red were pulled back into the Star Wars Television Universe for one last rodeo!   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Sp...

Kassa . When Tony Gilroy, the screenwriter behind four Bourne movies, decided to write a prequel to a prequel in the Star Wars universe, Ivan & Red were pulled back into the Star Wars Television Universe for one last rodeo! Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords...

The Black Queen . Just when you thought Rhaenyra was out, THEY PULLED HER BACK IN. Sure there's dragon fights, but more importantly DID YOU SEE THAT WARHAMMER TABLE??? Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Suppor...

The Green Council . No, the OTHER Aegon!!! Otto Hightower makes a play he's been planning for decades, and frankly after hearing his oratory skills the lads are on his side. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always:...

The Lord of The Tides . In which we do The Time Warp Again, hopefully for the final time. Six years have passed and King Viserys (not the baby Viserys) has one last chance to turn this Game of Thrones into one big happy family. I'm rooting for him! Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failu...

Driftmark . In an episode where King Viserys loses no further visible limbs, Aemond trades an eye for a Dragon, Jack shows the first stirs of rebellion, and Aegon just wants a door that locks from the inside. Also Rhaenyra reconnects with her Uncle *shudder*. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's pod...

The Princess and the Queen . Time to head Back to The slightly more Futuristic (but still distant) past. Did they recast all of the women in House of The Dragon or are all of the men in new relationships and they just have a   'type'? Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, a...

We Light the Way . The Throne Games get serious as we meet Daemon's wife and a royal match runs into issues with some concerned parties. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boa...

King of the Narrow Sea . With the war on the Stepstones over, it's time for brothers to reunite and for everyone to have some good 'ol family fun. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patre...

Second of His Name . With this many time jumps near Belfast, Rhaenyra's mount should be a DeLorean. Get out the Old Bay, this could be our last crab feast for a while. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Suppor...

The Rogue Prince AKA Episode 2 . We've got a seafood special on the Stepstones: Sailors (this ad is for hungry Crabs who appreciate fine dining). Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon .   Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreo...

The Heirs of the Dragon . Back in the Dragon Saddle again. Ivan & Red return to Westeros to talk HBO's (first ever?) spinoff show, The House of The Dragon . Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords Find us on f...

This is Doesn't Sound Like Anything to Me , our Westworld recap podcast! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Google Play , or via rss . Please leave us a review! It has a huge impact when the podcast season starts and it would be extremely helpful to throw some text and stars our way. Futureworld, excuse me, Westworld is back and we're getting down to the business of replacing politicians with...

This is Doesn't Sound Like Anything to Me , our Westworld recap podcast! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Google Play , or via rss . Please leave us a review! It has a huge impact when the podcast season starts and it would be extremely helpful to throw some text and stars our way. Over two years after Season 3, it's hard to remember what happened in 2020, who can think of one single thing...

Despite the fact that she knew her mom would catch her, Tonight Show writer Alexandria Love snuck out her window at 30 Rockefeller Plaza to yell at Ivan & Red about the latest great MCU pilot from Disney+, Ms. Marvel . Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsg...

It's the first sci-fi show to be sponsored by Werther's Original and turning your iPad notifications all the way up , it's Prime Video's Night Sky with J.K. Simmons & Sissy Spacek. Ivan & Red chuck a rock in The Mystery Hole for the second time on Prime Video in 2022 (See: Outer Range). Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podc...

If a single producer green lights an infinite number of Star Wars series, eventually one of them will be Shakespeare's Richard III. We're not there yet but one of the lads likes this one. Ivan & Red tune into Disney+'s Obi-Wan Kenobi , which features performances by Ol' Ben Kenobi and a child actor that both harken back to the prequels. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast,...

Why did Josh Brolin and Imogen Boots go from being top film actors to agreeing to be on a streaming sci-fi show? We do not know but we're glad they are here. Ivan & Red leap into The Hole to escape some terrifying country brothers and are compelled by what they find on the other side. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcas...

A TV show is on the air right now with Julia Roberts, Betty Gilpin, Shea Whigham, Dan Stevens, Hamish Linklater, and yet nobody's watching it! Despite the title, Gaslit is real and it's on Starz? * checks notes* Starz. Huh. Ivan & Red cover the part of the screen with Sean Penn in a fat suit and dive in. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Sp...

Paramount+ has hitched its Warthog to one of the most quintessential post 9/11 video game franchises of our time in its 90 Million Dollar show: Halo . Ivan & Red spent an hour with a Spartan's groin humping rhythmically in their face so you don't have to. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Sup...

Just because a show breaks up the long running partnership of Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, doesn't mean two lads in a bunker can't strengthen their friendship over the resulting prestige television episode. Ivan & Red load a roll of grainy, oversaturated film into the camera and   HBO Max project, Winning Time. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, availabl...

Robert Pattinson heads his first effort in the Batverse, and I for one welcome Batman! At The Disco. My Chemical Batman. Taking Bat Sunday. Dashbat Confessional. Bat New. He looks emo is what I'm saying. Ivan & Red slowly, menacingly, unhurriedly tromp into the studio to talk Matt Reeves' The Batman . Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spoti...

Spider-Man has truly reached its Boho Days and gone all in on cross rights nostalgia that dates back a whole two decades. Ivan & Red pull on discarded Goblin masks and dive in to find out if they exist in the multiverse where Spider-Man: No Way Home is a good movie. Check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's newly launched podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As...