BM&W

this week's topic is probably the not a good one to do in an audio format. however, we decided that we hate you guys and the podcast is just for us. so we played the middle school party games such as mash and charlie charlie in a purely audio format. i would say that we very accurately predicted each other's future. w is very well-equipped to be a piss doctor. it takes a lot of guts to take care o...

november 13 is finally among us. we are finally able to get  look in stores for the gummy bear album with lots of music, videos, and extras. we waited months and months for this moment and now its here. we did it. to celebrate, bm and w decided toreview the ablum. all the best songs and even the bad ones were covered in this list. there were some disagreements but nothing a good gumm bear happy bi...

this week on the podcast, bm and w have another great topic. might i saw, even better than the last one.... well, that's up to you. all jokes aside, today, the girls decided to review one of the most woke twitter accounts on the market today, our king, our white boy of all the ages, Jacob Sartorius. Musician, Rapper, and motivational speaker decided to grace the app with his own take on life throu...

this episode's topic is literally the best topic we have ever done. like it revolutionizes the podcast game, even more than trisha paytas. you know another game that revolutionizes things? teams. this game is my favorite game because we are on teams. if you wanna be on my team, wait in line, its a long one. and if you want to be on my team, you'll have to wait in an even longer line. more people w...

another summer ends along with another disappointing big brother season. today on the pod, bm and w piss all over the bb22 cast. that of course does not include queen janelle and king kaysar. thankfully this week, bm did not poop her pants(yet). but she's optimistic. after their tier list, they make their ideal cast for another season of bb over the top. america needs it. we need it. allison grodn...

we would like to start off by saying that bm did in fact poop her- no no that is not tru- pants- don't listen to her she's wrong i didn't- she is facing consequences- cap no no that's cap- and i wish her the best. anyway in this episode we give you some halloween costume ideas for you and your friends but do NOT WEAR THESE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO PARTIES THAT IS BAD!! als...

Hey, use join code haqgokseb7111 to join my 'bm&w poop group' league :)   this episode of the podcast has been a long time coming. we have been working hard outside of the studio for months now and we're finally ready to share what we've done. our poop map updates. all of them are read aloud live of the podcast and w even finally gets some of her burning questions answered. and if you hear us say...

that was a very epic poggers moment. this week on the podcast, bm and w discus some long overdue topics. these include the minecraft creeper cereal,  the new update, and the new game everyone has been talking about, among us. they even uncovered a lie hidden in the deep deep depths of the dark web. said conspiracy involves the youtuber dream and his side job, the dj marshmello. yes your favorite p...

it is no longer a good day to be a minor. however, it is a good day to be a miner, because that is the career bm is pursuing now that she is an adult. and with the new Minecraft caves update it is a double good day to be a miner. so take that. any who. today bm and w become bm&w&a, because we invited our friend abby to be on da pod. kinda pog. sorry she was kinda quiet, sorry. but it was in fact,...

hey guys what's up today we bring to you an epic podcast about, you guessed it, pageants. no I am not getting uncreative with the titles, you are. anyway, today bm and w discuss pageants, but this time w has the experience of going to one. w reviews being a mcneal for the first time, the process of watching the show, and getting to go on stage😱 yup kinda crazy I know. we also kinda go off track a...

well, the fact that we filmed this was kinda funny not gonna lie. like we had no idea that tiktok might be banned on the day we uploaded this. actually jk, we did know. we actually manifested it by making this podcast. so yeah, this is our doing. deal with it. anyway, today bm and w discuss the tiktok trends that they really don't like. some of them date all the way back to summer 2019. notice how...

!!!WARNING REALLY ANNOYING LAWNMOWER LIKE REALLY ANNOYING IM NOT KIDDING IT WAS ANNOYING!!! anyway, what's up how's it going. this podcast was pretty interesting. between the lawnmower and running out of things to talk about, we were on a roll. it was epic. bm and w discussed the clothes they wore, the clothes they didn't wear, and the clothes they never forgot. do you wear clothes? please let us...

so, did we have a plan for this episode? yeah of course we did. this podcast is our number one priority and we would never put it off until the day we had to upload. no, never! in this pod, bm and w discuss school, big brother, and bm cries. as usual🙄 we answer questions from our number one fans, en deed and tein vougüe. they must be from out of town! kinda offend no one else asked questions, kin...

dream dream dream dream dream dream. if you didnt sing that like how sharkboy sang it in sharkboy and lavagirl then thats cringe. in this episode bm and w discuss dreams. from bm writing tv shows in her dreams to w dreaming in three part series, their dreams be crazy. yall are actually going to learn something this episode!! bm and w read epic dream facts so now this podcast can be labelled as edu...

the one thing that has been consuming all the minds of views around the world is big brother season 22. to celebrate, bm and w create a hypothetical house of the people they know best: tiktokers. from the hype house to the freak show to god himself, joel in the garage, the girls have compiled a list of the most fearless and ruthless character to compete for the best prize out there. (prize tbd) wi...

this weeks podcast has the best name of any podcast ever. harry "podder..." get it. cause its like harry potter... but its a podcast... anyway, this week is a very exciting podcast because there is a guest star. his name is All and he is a licensed harry potter expert. in this episode, they discuss the best and the worst of the harry potter movies. which ones were accurate to the book, which ones...

on another episode of "tiktok made us do it," this week bm and w decided to take a dip into their past lives. their very real, very accurate, past lives. the trend on tiktok featured many different characters watching a meditation video in which it allows you to visualize who they were in the past. naturally, the gals wanted to do it really really really bad. who wouldn't? know who you were in a p...

since the king has been dethroned, there are two new theorists in town. bm and w are here to shed light on all the lies that have been fed to you by the national government and the men in black (yes, they're real too) if this episode gets taken down, just know that is was not by us. it was forced upon us by the authorities that don't want you to know the truth about the world in which we dwell. bu...

this week, the two take a page out of the podcast but outside's book and film bm&w outside. the two gals go camping deep in the wilderness where they are susceptible to bear attacks, glitzy gobblers, and pop smoke. the topic of discussion for this week you ask? very true and very real ghost stories. these stories are based on true events and there is nothing made up about them. and even if we didn...

has bm gone crazy? that's hard to say. at least not enough to go to a mental hospital. w is there for different reasons but let's not get into that one for today. this week the girls discuss the sitcom cinematic universe and the big question that goes with it; which sitcom is in OUR universe? this whole theory is strung together with lost. no not that one song by frank ocean, the show with that co...

deny deny deny. that is our goal with this podcast, and life in general. in this pod, bm and w read lies for the first time and have to play them off as real, with some true things mixed in there. if that sounds confusing just listen to the podcast we explain it better there and it makes since when we start playing the game. this is based. off a tv show, I think its called would I lie to you, but...

after three weeks of prerecorded episodes, the gals are finally back together. although you may not have noticed, w was away for three whole weeks. with 2,000 miles separating them and no real motivation to talk to each other, bm and w have to get reacquainted if they intend to keep earning millions and billions and willions of dollars off of this podcast. they talk about what the've done in these...

y'all ever just... be mean? yeah me neither. but for those of you who have, do you ever wonder am I in the wrong? today were answering that question. we are the final boss. we say what goes and what nose. if you disagree with us, no you didn't❤️ the aita subreddit is a highly coveted subreddit of reddit. yes there are admin on the page to decide if they are or not, but we have the final decision....

we assume that none of you lowlives have never been in a pageant so we're here to give you an accurate representation of it. in the past, bm has shared her troubles in the interviews but today, w is put to the test. have you ever seen a living crown before? didn't think so. bm figured it out. 11 year old bm had such a massive brain that she figured it out. w on the other hand took has a little pea...

good morning class. today we are discussing the topic of tiktok and its rich history. you will learn the likes of hit or miss and I wanna be tracer girl, straight tiktok, and alt tiktok. that made no sense, sorry :/ this history has shaped me as a person and a beliber. from tiktoks conception to the current day, we discuss the highs and lows of this god forsaken app. and by that we mean this app i...