Blue Collar Schmucks

With 5 weeks of the NFL season in the bag I felt like talking a little football. Since Mike doesn't watch many or any sports we brought on a guest to talk football with me. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike and I discuss how manly it is to drink a hard seltzer. We discuss and rank all the spiderman movies. We even talk a little football in his one. Send us a Text Message.

And just like that a new character is born. As Mike tells us about his recent vacation and the day his father visited the story takes a turn and the Flied Piper was created. we also tackle another top 5, a real nostalgic one that made me want to dust off my NES. We list our favorite Nintendo games that we loved to play as kids. Send us a Text Message.

With fall right around the corner Mike and I figured we'd start getting ready for Halloween with some of our ghost stories. Some events or occurrences that have to us in our lives that were unexplainable and freaked us out. We tackle another great 80's top 5 list, this week we cover our favorite action movies from the 80's. Send us a Text Message.

This episode really doesn't cover much, just some funny stories and a new character s born. Send us a Text Message.

The 80's probably had some of the scariest horror movies ever made and in this episode we list and rank our favorite 80's horror movies. Mike gets taken down another peg by his son and we go off with some crazy scenarios. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike an I list and rank our weakest villains in cinematic history, at least the ones we know of or can remember. Send us a Text Message.

in this episode I conduct some man on the street interviews to help answer the question can a man be straight if he does gay porn. Send us a Text Message.

This episode Mike and rank the top 5 of our favorite hair style..... the Mullet! We rank the best celebrity mullets of all time. Send us a Text Message.

Wasn't really sure what to call this one cause we kind of all over the place in this one, but Mike does tell some really funny stories. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode me and Mike premiere a creation we are very proud, our first game show Clap or Slap, and to help us we bring on some who used to kicks Mike's ass in Ju-Jitsu. Send us a Text Message.

Get your minds out of the gutter, me and Mike just finish off our dirtiest jobs listSend us a Text Message.

This episode starts off with a bad smell but we do get into telling some good stories. Mike tells us about the time he flipped his car, and I tell another story about the lack of shame of Mike's brother. We also reminisce about some of our favorite 80's cartoons. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike and I tackle our first top's lists. even though we don't get very far into it we give, in our opinion, the dirtiest jobs you can do. We also give our top 5 80'sa comedies list. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode we talk about the lack of shame Mike's brother has, what happens when we try to take on electricity, and part 2 of the Kazakhstanian body builder who married a sex dollSend us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike and I talk a lot of shit. Seriously, we start off talking about what it would be like to be single again and it skewed off into a shit tangent with one shitty story after another. Send us a Text Message.

Episode 13. of the Blue Collar Schmucks dives a little deeper into Mike's family HICK-story. We also tell stories of water skiing in LBI, and we cover the battle of the Joshes, an intense struggle for the right to be the one and only Josh. Send us a Text Message.

It sucks getting old and in this episode we give a few examples of why, like amusement park rides for starters. We also try to figure out what Mike is saying in an unused audio clip, and we review another news story. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode we read and review our first news article. This one in about the Kazakhstan-based body builder who married not 1 but 2 rubber sex dolls. Send us a Text Message.

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In this episode we discuss origins of the characters of the Bicyclist and the origin of mine and Mike's friendship. Send us a Text Message.

Mike tells some more stories from his HICK-story book. Send us a Text Message.

We talk to a special guest Mike's cousin Nick who is YouTube famous for rescuing a dolphin in Miami. Send us a Text Message.

Mike tells the stories of when he almost drowned. Send us a Text Message.

The Schmucks cover Ancient Aliens, getting arrested and sex dolls. Send us a Text Message.