Blondies: Out Loud

This episode kicks off the only way it should: all jazzy and maybe a little j*zzy (you be the judge). Why are we seeing double Daxton? Why is Hayden dressed like a fire hazard? And why are we actually receiving real-life gifts?! The Blondies are spoiling each other — and let’s be honest, we deserve it. We also dive into the highly-anticipated return of the Sexy Mineral Game — Collector’s Edition....

The Blondies are back and clearly not sleeping well . Nightmares are haunting us, animals are infiltrating Dax’s dreams, and Hayden? Well… he's flashing the camera again. (We’re starting to think he likes being shadowbanned.) We also dive deep — and we mean deep — into the world of personal hygiene. How many cracks should you be washing? Are you doing it right? Is there a wrong way? Yes. Yes, ther...

In this week’s episode, we dive into the alphabet soup of personality types: are you a Type A go-getter or a Type B beach napper? Or maybe… just a Blonde with Big Feelings™? Things get introspective, then go off the rails real fast. Daxton puts his vocal cords (and Hayden’s mental health) to the test with one of the hardest Blondie Battles to date, and naturally, we overshare. As usual. But is ove...

It’s a Blondie Battle double header and this one’s bursting with more chaos than a backyard BBQ gone wrong. 🇺🇸 First up: the American Citizenship Test. One of us is a born-and-bred patriot, the other is a blonde Aussie who thought “Uncle Sam” was a guy you meet at a diner. Can either of us pass? Honestly… you might do better. Then we go head-to-head in a bonus round that’s strictly alliteration ....

This week on Blondies Out Loud: Daxton’s seeing the world through dilated eyes, Hayden’s making bold moves (and possibly ruffling feathers), and the Blondies dive deep into their never-ending list of pet peeves. Buckle up—it’s opinionated, outrageous, and oh-so-blondie. The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re...

Daxton is demanding an apology (again), and this time, it kicks off a full-blown Blondie breakdown of what makes a good apology—and why most people suck at giving one. Hayden steps up to the plate… but why is he delivering his heartfelt moment from a bathroom stall?! Then, after 3+ years of skipping the big screen, Hayden braves the cinema and shares his very dramatic review. Daxton invents a game...

Prepare your ears and maybe your therapist, because Dax is coming in spicy. We're kicking things off with a deep dive into the world of adult films (sorry Kevin’s search history), then pivoting — naturally — to which animal we’d most want to be taken out by. We’re talking death by Moose? Crushed by a croc? The options are endless. Hayden’s also quizzing Dax on the world’s deadliest animals, and le...

It’s a triple-blondie takeover this week and things get real unhinged! We’re joined by a very familiar third blonde from our reality TV days, and let’s just say the debauchery is back in full swing. Pride Month has us testing each other’s allyship (spoiler: there’s a clear winner), Daxton’s has bones to pick and he ain't afraid to pick them, and the Broadway lyric-off? Absolutely despicable all ro...

The Blondies are officially dirty 30, and we’re throwing the kind of party only we could plan—equal parts chaos, competition, and questionable judgment. We’re rating reality shows, revisiting Seven Minutes in Heaven (dangerous!), and of course, forcing Elizabeth to referee our nonsense. It’s Blondie vs. Blondie, and nobody’s playing fair. Come for the birthday vibes, stay for the unfiltered hilari...

The Blondies are back and baring their souls... sort of. It’s time for the ultimate trust exercise: Two Truths and a Lie . Prepare to learn some shockers, call some bluffs, and question everything you thought you knew about your favourite trio! (That's right, even Elizabeth joins this one.) AND she proves she's got layers—like a delicious mystery onion. What does make someone a good liar? This sen...

There’s a new Blondie in the saddle and she’s serving rhinestones, rhythm, and real talent. This week, the incomparable Brooke Eden —queer country icon and absolute legend—joins the Blondies to countrify their chaotic little world. Can she out-country Hayden? (Bold of you to ask.) Will she finally teach him to line dance? (Even bolder.) From her unique twist on dance-country to being an LGBTQ+ tra...

This week on Blondies Out Loud, the Libra and the Sagittarius go head-to-head in possibly the worst astrology trivia game ever recorded—apologies in advance, stargazers. Dax is fresh off the plane from his big Arizona theatre moment, and Elizabeth returns to the pod (cue angel choir!) after what felt like years away. We’ve missed her more than caffeine on a Monday. Plus: a heartfelt Happy Mother’s...

This episode cuts deep . The Blondies are stepping into the virtual hot seat as ChatGPT unleashes a savage roast session, and no one's safe. Can they survive the AI onslaught with their egos intact? We’ll see. Meanwhile, excitement is reaching boiling point: our live event is almost here! The script is locked, the guests are boarding planes, and the prizes are next-level. We're talking chaotic giv...

What happens when two chaotic blondes take on a brain game? Shockingly… greatness. We kicked off this episode with Blondies Brain Busters, and despite what our report cards might say, we were perfectly in sync. Psychic connection? Dumb luck? You be the judge. Then things took a spicy little turn as Hayden opened up about the growing number of X-rated DMs sliding into his inbox — and his ongoing st...

 Buckle up for another unpredictable ride with Blondies This episode kicks off with—you guessed it—technical difficulties. But don’t worry, Becky B saves the day. Speaking of Becky… what does the “B” stand for? We finally reveal the mystery! From real talk about IBS (yep, we’re going there) to touching stories about parenting an LGBTQ+ child and supporting a kid in the arts, this episode also...

This week our biggest and prettiest troll, Becky, is back with another note (should we be worried?), we’re diving into our ultimate travel wish lists, and of course, it wouldn’t be complete without a round of "Blast and Boast" (Hayden's ridiculous name for a new segment). From hilarious hot takes to unexpected revelations, we’ve got stories, dreams, and maybe a little shade—because why not? Tune i...

Would it really be a Blondies episode if there weren’t some lovingly savage jabs flying back and forth? This week, Hayden and Dax lean into the roast-to-riches pipeline of friendship (yes, they read that somewhere, and yes, it totally checks out). But don't get too comfy, because things take a deeper turn as Dax opens up about what being a real ally means and Hayden dives into his take on gay/stra...

Precision and focus? Never heard of her. This week, Hayden and Dax attempt (and fail) to keep their stories on track—Dax can’t stay on topic, and Hayden explains way too much. Will they ever learn? (Doubtful.) Meanwhile, Hayden’s March Madness bracket is looking real sad—are you doing any better? And who’s about to score some sweet Blondies merch? The boys also dive into the weirdest and funniest...

Your favorite blondies, Hayden and Dax, are back with all the takes—hot, cold, and everything in between. In fact, did Hayden just invent the cold take? The boys finally get around to casting their dream lineup for The Traitors, and let’s just say, chaos would definitely ensue. Who else would you put in your all-time must-watch version? Plus, things get theatrical as Hayden and Dax dive into the a...

It’s time for another episode of Blondies Out Loud! This week, Hayden and Daxton go head-to-head, casting their dream contestants for Finding Mr. Christmas Season 2. Who made the cut? And whose list is more unhinged? (Spoiler: both are wild.) The boys also take a trip down memory lane, diving into what first inspired them to pursue acting—one of the toughest yet most rewarding careers out there. P...

The Blondies are back, and there’s so much to catch up on! Dax has just wrapped his first (exhausting) week of Jersey Boys—eight shows in, he’s a little under the weather and just a tiny bit cranky 😆, but that won’t stop him from dishing out some hot takes. We break down everything we’ve watched this week (special shoutout to The Penguin 🐧), take a moment to celebrate the incredible women in our...

We’re back with Colt for part two, and this time, we’re diving deep into his experience working with the P!NK on her iconic Try music video. (Yes, Daxton fan-girls. Yes, it’s fantastic.) Meanwhile, Hayden puts everyone’s theater knowledge to the test with Broadway Bandits —can you guess which musicals these famous quotes are from? Another special one, Blondies! 💛 Get $25 off when you buy two bott...

The Blondies are back with a Broadway-sized guest—Colt Prattes! You may know him as Kasim in Aladdin on Broadway, but this triple-threat hunk has done it all—film, TV, and even founding The Broadway Studio in NYC. In Part 1 of this two-part conversation, Colt takes us through his early career, his journey to Broadway, and why he started his own performance studio. Plus, he and Daxton get deep into...

The Blondies are back with Part 2 of our convo with the one and only Arika Sato! 🎤✨ This time, Hayden puts Arika and Daxton’s fashion knowledge to the test in a game that proves some people know their couture, and some... do not. We also get an inside look at the legendary (and chaotic) Hollywood Playboy parties of the past and hear all about Arika’s latest passion—bringing glam to the yoga worl...

The Super Bowl is over, and some of us are taking it harder than others (looking at you, Dax). But moving on! We break down the game, the commercials, and maybe you even caught a glimpse of Daxton’s face on TV. Then, things get real unhinged as we dream up the ultimate Blondies Super Bowl commercial , starring none other than Andy Samberg and Jennifer Lawrence . Spoiler: it's high-budget, high-dra...