Robert Neumark Jones

Bliss of the Abyss

Arts EN ↓ 169 episodes

Hosted by Robert Neumark Jones, Bliss of the Abyss is unique, hilarious, off-the-wall and sometimes off-the-planet. Anything is fair game - from philosophical discussions to fascinating life stories, cultural analysis to comedic capers - TBOTA is your place to find stimulating content. If you enjoyed, please consider supporting the show so that I can continue making it.patreon.com/theblissoftheabyss

Author

Robert Neumark Jones

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Arts

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 18 - A pangolin, a bat and Kanye West walk into a bar... (ft. Caitlin Bahrey) 28.07.2020

Welcome back Ablyssers,  Today the return of co-host Caitlin!   We discuss... ‘face mask chicken’, the new US$ Corona Quarter, how Covid really started, mental health, #freebritney, crepedillas, frankenfoods, sesame pancakes, kilograms of mustard, covid restaurant etiquette, QuickBitez, giving people hugs, the 5 second rule, and why all plumbers have cracks! Support the show: Become...

Episode 17 - God Tha Lemur 20.07.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today I jibber-jabber about... Happy birthday (good morning to all), crazy copyright claims, shlepers/shpitzel/shplurzel, God the Lemur, The Chasidic pearly gates, sofurry.com , The Bacchus Club (chapter 2), one-man bukkake, Dr Drai and The Chinese Lady story! Save Live Comedy  #savelivecomedy Support the show: Become a Patron   Collagen peptides

Episode 16 - How to Stave off a Coup (ft. President Obonjo) 13.07.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today... We have the first head of state as a guest: President Obonjo of the Lafta Republic, on the show. On the anniversary of the attempted coup, we discuss Colonel Banjoko, #JusticeForBanjoko, dictatorships vs democracies, almost losing a decade's worth of work, Zoom gigs, Drive in gigs, how to stay sane in Lockdown, the save live comedy campaign and the state of th...

Episode 15 - G Max 07.07.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today I flibble about... Patreon, The UK government's £1.57bn for the Arts, The need for a Covid-20 post-lockdown pubs, Glastonbury, The state of the comedy industry, President Obonjo, Ghislaine Maxwell & Kevin Spacey sitting on the throne, What is satire?, and the Gangrenous foot story! Support the Show! Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/Theblissoftheabyss?...

Episode 14 - Caitlin's Culinary Corner (ft. Caitlin Bahrey) 29.06.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today... Caitlin Co-hosts! We cover, Theme park stories, Happy Birthday Anthony Bourdain, Caitlin’s Culinary corner... yeah, Garlic Confit, Collagen Peptides fighting Psoriasis, Riddles, Overgrown Sheep, Pubs vs pools (War on Chlorine), Securing the perimeter, Did CoVid leak from a lab?, The scandal of Variant 31, Jesus as an influencer, Angry Jesus, and more! Tea...

Episode 13 - To Moskva with lust (ft. Sheraz Yousaf) 23.06.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today... Funny Phone Calls Stevie the cat interrupts my very professional intro to chat smack, then comedian Sheraz Yousaf and I talk Russian heartbreak, Lockdown gyms, Stand-up sets via Zoom, Street Fighter, The state of the theatre industry, helping China conquer the world and more!

Episode 12 - The Neumarx Brothers pt.1 (ft. Jeremy Neumark Jones) 17.06.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today... MANOS Star reviews of meals, SportsDirect, MANOS and the sad weird tale of Torgo, WHO giving conflicting covid advice, coronavirus fatigue, One Jewish Boy  Then our guest Jeremy Neumark Jones (yes relation - brother) side-splittingly talks... The decline of behind-the-scenes footage, MANOS chat, Polytopia addiction, hiding video games from loved ones, fre...

Episode 11 - Having the Carpet Pulled out from Under Ya (feat. Carpet Martin) 08.06.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today... a tale of two halves First up, I bullshit with professional “man of the airwaves” Carpet Martin (sic) about Krist Novoselic the Manchurian Candidate, swearing on air, drinking too much milk, being The Atkins Whisperer, guessing first names, fad diets, Desert Island Fry-ups, Covid lowlights & highlights and more! Then, things get all serious and I attempt to talk pr...

Episode 10 - The Jazz of the Abyss 01.06.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA!  Today I chunter about... The end of lockdown, Gnomonic Cummings, lab-grown vaginas, SNAFU, drinking nothing but pulp, Epic Obituaries, fear of horses, the flehmen response, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Chris D’elia, parallel thinking, Jazz Police, The Tube, and losing the plot at the supermarket Recommendations: Uncle Bunky   Jazz Police  

Episode 9 - I'll Come Back as an Ant 26.05.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! (The Bliss of the Abyss) Today I babble about about... CMB's birthday, Sisqó, JRE going to Spotify, doing it for the money, Bay Leaves are bullshit, TAPAS across America, and Leaving WhatsApp groups Recommendations: HONY post  James Acaster being chaotic good  

Episode 8 - Nils, Caitlin & a whole lotta pukin' (feat. Nils-Hennes Stear and Caitlin Bahrey) 19.05.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! Apologies for the delay and intermittent audio. I was sick and also broke my recorder. Good times Today I spew about... Being unwell, breaking stuff, thingamajigs, Covid fines, making another movie  Nils calls by to discuss every single conspiracy theory ever, sex dolls and Lampard and Gerrard, flamingo narcissists, socially distant gang bangs, the wonders of parenting, and...

Episode 7.5 - food poisoning. 18.05.2020

Hopefully only a 24hr bug. Episode coming very shortly.

Episode 7 - We've all been sent to our room 11.05.2020

The Bliss of the Episode Episode summary Welcome back to TBOTA! Bit/lot of ranting today Today I talk about... Ruskin Denmark, going cold turkey, Covid-19 lockdown, Plandemic, Chris D'Elia stealing from me, Poker on meth, OJB's future, 𝑥 Æ A-12, The Big Bay Theory, and getting in trouble for somebody else's bad behaviour.  Recommendations: Blue stocking - Algedonic   Good time  Ling...

Episode 6 - C.H.E.A.P. 05.05.2020

Welcome back again to TBOTA! WARNING: A lot of swearing on this one Today I talk about... Virgin fucking media, anxiety eye trick, Chlorophytum, thispersondoesnotexist, the picture frame tragedy, intimate details, Christian Bale's meltdown, world leader wrestlemania, the big bay theory, Covid-20, Pope Joan the female pope    Recommendations: Where did the Night go?  https://thispers...

Episode 5 - Putin vs. Macron, Putin vs. Italy, Putin vs. Me (feat. Caitlin) 28.04.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! Longer episode today but trust me it's worth it.... Today I talk about... World Leader Wrestlemania - President 'Tha Pimp' Putin AKA Viscious Vlad Putin vs. Macron 'the soviet spy' and Sumo Merkel, Hendrix, the Shed Story, the Big Bay Theory, Italian computers talking back, our first in-studio guest Caitlin Bahrey talks about #MDGA (Make Drinking Great Again), oh yeah and Co...

Episode 4 - The Big Bay Theory (feat. Tom Leo) 20.04.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! Thanks for coming back, stick around won't ya? Today I talk about... Coronavirus, Timor-Leste (again), Abel Xavier, Scam emails and the saga of Jocko Friedmann, Bay leaves, Our first guest Tom Leo AKA tha covid kid, Vladimir Putin‘s “black belt”, Donald trump and the WWE, Story time and our first 2 minute movie! Recommendations: Man and the Echo - Capable Man Every Cloud Has...

Episode 3 - Don't you diction-are to talk to me that way 13.04.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! Thanks for checking back in. Stick with us as this episode gets real weirdddd Today I talk about... giving good news poorly, Abel Xavier, dumbbell picnics, colemanballs, Grape Lady fail, the rude talking dictionary, and the epic ATM story This podcast is new so please rate and review (5 stars only!) and send thoughts, ideas, suggestions or trolling to theblissoftheabyss@gmai...

Episode 2 - The Rising of the 'Rona 06.04.2020

Welcome back to TBOTA! Thank you for listening. This episode I talk about - Saint Corona, the plague, the 'rona, post-apocalyptic London, Louis CK, hitting rock bottom, Pizza and Seahorses. Enjoy! This podcast is new so please rate and review (5 stars only!) and send thoughts, ideas, suggestions or trolling to theblissoftheabyss@gmail.com

Episode 1 30.03.2020

Join actor, writer, comedian, idiot, world's strongest man, Jewish, Irish, English human Robert Neumark Jones aka Ruskin Denmark as he descends into madness. I mean.... What else do you have to do? This episode I talk about - Covid's 1 through 19,  Chinese tutoring companies, Polytopia addiction, Sold out items, and starting too many things and finishing done of them. Enjoy! This podcast is n...

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