Blanks Bank

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Can an actor’s filmography save the world? Find out in the Blanks BankWe are going to chronologically review an actor’s entire IMDB and decide what should go in the ”Blanks Bank” (the collection of movies and TV Shows that we are going to show the aliens to prove humanity’s worth... Don’t worry, we’ll explain)Season 1: Hanks BankSeason 2: The Hathaway Stashaway

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Catch Me If You Can - Tom Hanks 17.03.2020 1:44:25

Remember when airplane travel used to be romantic and exciting rather than terrifying? Journey back with the bouncy boys to last week, when our biggest concern was whether or not Tom Hanks had a good boston accent (spoilers, he doesn't). Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter Blanks Bank - Face...

Road To Perdition - Tom Hanks 10.03.2020 1:48:44

WE'RE BACK BABY. After the run of minisodes, and Al's journey across Canada, we're back chronologically reviewing Tom Hanks' entire IMDB. This week Hanks is playing a member of the Irish mob in 1920s Chicago, Daniel Craig is looking the exact same in 2002 as he does in 2020 and Jude Law is looking like a straight up creep. Also Al and Jamie catch up after three months apart and Jamie tries to reme...

Minisode - Sleepless in Seattle the Musical - Tom Hanks 03.03.2020 1:28:21

It's our FINAL minisode! We've already reviewed Sleepless, but what about Sleepless the MUSICAL?! We trekked all the way to Wembley to actually watch a real life (fake) Tom Hanks. How does it compare to the movie? Is it worth leaving the house? Are Jamie and Al tired of not review Tom Hanks films? Find out all this and more on this weeks on Hanks Bank. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotif...

Minisode - Hanks' Acceptance Speeches - Tom Hanks 25.02.2020 34:50

Tom Hanks has won many awards in his life, thus he has given many acceptance speeches. Some are funny, some are moving, and some are downright bizarre, but we're gonna look at them all! (Or all the major ones at least) Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter Blanks Bank - Facebook Al's Twitter ...

Minisode - 30 Rock - Tom Hanks 17.02.2020 31:48

This week we review Tom Hanks' cameo on 30 Rock that finally outs him as a member of the Hollywood Illuminati. We also discuss how Tina Fey is the greatest person ever, but does her magnum opus in 30 Rock hold up? Listen to all that and more on this weeks Hanks Bank. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPo...

Minisode - Hanks on Graham Norton - Tom Hanks 11.02.2020 39:58

This week we look at when Tom Hanks went on Graham Norton with a Star Studded line up of Tom Holland, Jake Gylenhaal, Gwyneth Paltrow and Stormzy! We talk about how unrelatable all of them seem to be, the horribleness of Goop and Jamie makes various wild unsubstantiated claims about celebrities. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on a...

Minisode - Toy Story Toons - Tom Hanks 04.02.2020 32:22

Did you know there were Toy Story short films? Did you know Ken and Barbie are canonically married in the Toy Story universe? DID YOU KNOW ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PARTYSAURUS REX? Learn about all that and more on today's Hanks Bank! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter Blanks Bank - Faceboo...

Minisode - Bosom Buddies Season 2 - Tom Hanks 28.01.2020 34:48

As Al continues to trek across Canada, we go back and right a wrong. Initially we only reviewed season 1 on Bosom Buddies, which caused much pain in Jamie's heart. So we resolved to go back and re-review Season 2 (or at least the final episode of it), which caused even more pain in Al's heart. Listen in to hear Al be tortured once more by mediocre comedy and as he starts his vendetta against an en...

Minisode - Carly Rae Jepsen (I Really Like You music video) - Tom Hanks 21.01.2020 1:00:13

In this weeks (not so mini) minisode we have special guest and Carly Rae Jepsen superfan Miles Hurley to discuss that time Tom Hanks appeared in a music video for no good reason. Also we investigate why Miles has never listened to the podcast and whether or not this music video takes place in an alternate universe where Tom Hanks is cheating on his wife. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spoti...

Minisode - Desert Island Discs - Tom Hanks 14.01.2020 47:57

This week we review Tom Hanks on desert island discs, and if we do say so ourselves, this might be the most Tom Hanks-y episode we've ever had! We discuss his career, his motivations, and Jamie spent an hour editing it so all the songs are included in the episode as well so you better bloody well listen! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Fin...

Minisode - David S Pumpkins - Tom Hanks 07.01.2020 31:56

Look it might not be halloween, but frankly this isn't that scary either. We're doing everything David S Pumpkins this week! Did you know there was also a full 20 minute animated special dedicated to David S Pumpkins as well? Well you'll wish you didn't after listening to this episode Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our soci...

Minisode - Tom Hanks gives the best speech ever - Tom Hanks 31.12.2019 31:07

In our first MINISODE we review Tom Hanks giving a key note speech at a Sony CES 2009, and truly not caring at all. He is there because he is contractually obliged to and performs as such. We also find out what we think Al will be doing right about now. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter B...

The Polar Express - Christmas Special 24.12.2019 1:49:49

Ho-Ho-Hanks? That's right, for one night, and one night early, Al and Jamie are watching the most Tom Hanks movie ever made - a film in which at one point, Tom Hanks was meant to play every single role. So crack open a cold one, neglect your loved ones, sit back and enjoy, as this 2004 Christmas movie blows their damned minds. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed,...

Band of Brothers - Tom Hanks 17.12.2019 1:15:47

The boys are back in early Hanks Bank style, reviewing something that Tom Hanks is barely in! So, it's a nice opportunity to have a couple letters, review the situation with the aliens, and most importantly Jamie does the most impressive thing in Hanks Bank History. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPo...

Reviewing the 90s - Tom Hanks 10.12.2019 1:01:04

Do you think Jamie and Al are done talking about the gnarly 90s? AS IF! The two totally radically dudes kick back and take a look at Tom Hanks most prolific decade. Boo Yah! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter Blanks Bank - Facebook Al's Twitter Jamie's Twitter

Cast Away - Tom Hanks 03.12.2019 1:37:45

Tom Hanks is trapped on an island this week and Al and Jamie are trapped together to record a podcast. Join us for an adventure of Tom Hanks grimacing, groaning and occasionally grumbling! Also, a new segment is introduced and Al tries to gaslight Jamie. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter...

The Green Mile - Tom Hanks 26.11.2019 1:25:27

Tom Hanks has a UTI in this film and boy howdy do they want you to know about it! So strap in as the boys review a film which as a solid 3% of its runtime dedicated to Tom Hanks struggling to piss! Also there's electric chairs and some magic and stuff. But mostly it's the pissing Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: ...

Toy Story 2 - Tom Hanks 19.11.2019 1:23:58

We're back with our buddies Woody and Buzz this week! Will Al redeem himself after his heinous fault of not putting Toy Story in his Hanks Bank? Also, Al reveals something to Jamie that makes him shriek even more than usual. Finally, make sure to stick around at the end to listen to our first failed attempt at starting the podcast. Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS F...

You've Got Mail (ft. Alyssa Muzyk) - Tom Hanks 12.11.2019 1:48:40

Let us take you back. Back to a time of chatrooms, book shops and the undeniable chemistry of Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. That's right it's RomCom time again! Jamie is once again exposed for the FakeGamerGirlTM he truly is, there are duelling Friends Foughts and we bring in Alyssa to stick up for her favourite film of all time, inadvertently almost ruining Al's relationship.

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks 05.11.2019 1:33:54

*insert war quote here* That's right baby it's finally time to Save lil ol' Private Ryan. Young Matt Damon and our boy Tom get in on WWII style and the boys deal with existential questions of the value of life. Also Jamie brings back an old segment with a new theme song! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @Blanks...

From the Earth to the Moon - Tom Hanks 29.10.2019 57:48

Tom Hanks puts his producer cap on this week to make a DocuDrama about the Apollo Space program! We discuss whether space travel is important or even hard, Al rewrites our theme song and we dispute just what the hell "DocuDrama" means! . Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod - Twitter Blanks Bank - Face...

That Thing You Do! - Tom Hanks 22.10.2019 1:01:54

Do you like the Beatles? Well Tom Hanks sure does, so much so that he wrote, directed and starred in a film parodying them! This week the boys are recording in the darkness because Al has a migraine, and somehow it makes the show only slightly more weird than normal! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankP...

Toy Story - Tom Hanks 15.10.2019 1:38:43

The TOYS are back in town? That's right not only are the boys back from holiday but they're reviewing the ground breaking Toy Story. How does Al feel about psychological torture? What made Al cry? How many "Woody" jokes will they make? Listen in now to find out! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , RSS Feed, Acast, PocketCast Find us on all our socials: @BlanksBankPod -...

Apollo 13 - Tom Hanks 07.10.2019 1:17:31

49 years ago 3 men went to space and almost never returned. 24 years ago a bunch of men made a movie about those 3 men. And 0 years ago 2 men made a podcast about those men making that movie about those 3 men. THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE ASTRONAUTS THIS WEEK BABY. This podcast is normally about space and aliens anyway so this is right in our wheel house. Also Jamie makes a bold claim about space travel and...

Forrest Gump - Tom Hanks 01.10.2019 1:32:56

Life may be like a box of chocolates, but Hanks Bank isn't because you ALWAYS know what you're gonna get. So strap in for two grown men shouting about movies again! But this time, Jamie FINALLY receives his birthday present and Al says some rude words! Listen in for all this and more on our review of Tom Hanks' most successful movie yet! Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher ,...