Blades in Paradise

Joined by young pirate Bristol "Two-Deals" Meier, the Florida M.E.N. Journey into the sewers below the Happiest Place on Earth and find an assortment of oddities and danger. Starring: Jim as the GM Paul as Fischer Price Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant Justin as "Two-Deals" Bristol Meier Riley as Tawny Wildcard Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with J...

We take a break from our regular miscreants to check in with the Florida M.E.N., who have been recruited by Lantern Corp Rivals Bastille Corp. to recover an asset named Walter from "The Happiest Place on Earth". Starring: Jim as the GM Paul as Fischer Price Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant Justin as TwoDeals Meier Riley as Tawny Wildcard Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play...

ESPN have their work cut out for them as they try to save a man from unfair prosecution. Can they win the day against the richest men in Tightwad? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dar...

The night before the final proceedings of Benny's trial, the crew of ESPN share some drinks as they reminisce about their leader and friend, Benjamin Franks. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed, in this episode, using O...

On May 22, 2025, we tragically lost cast member, Faith "Queenie" Long due to complications from a medical procedure. We are taking the week off to mourn our friend and colleague. Queen recorded content that will be released throughout the remainder of the year, and we plan to update our content warnings as we approach her final appearances. She was proud of her work and she would want you to enjoy...

It's a time of inner turmoil as ESPN processes the fallout from recent conflicts. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can...

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games. CAST NoblemanNick as the GM Riley as Stirling Akred Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny Tensei as David VanHellmans Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Ri...

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games. CAST NoblemanNick as the GM Riley as Stirling Akred Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny Tensei as David VanHellmans Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Ri...

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While Winston tries to sabotage the black box footage from the dirigible crash, Lizzie and Stirling confront Julius Orange. A lucid Max has a dinner date with his oldest flame. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with J...

The crew of ESPN finally meet their attorney, J.G. Wentworth from the Johnson and Johnson law firm, as the trial of Benjamin Franks begins! Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark syste...

It's a week to decompress as ESPN process what happened in the Famous Footwear heist. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You...

We take a break from the action of the main campaign to visit the crew of ESPN on a rare night off, playing a tabletop roleplaying game in a local bar. Can the party survive Stirling's puzzles, and can Stirling survive the party's antics? Starring: Riley as Stirling and the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux / Colby Jack Cheddar Queen as Lizzie Calhoun / Libby Birdseye Justin as Maximilian...

The final showdown atop the high top tower has arrived. Can the crew of ESPN defeat Their robotic foe and his army of near indestructible homunculi super soldiers? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's B...

The party scrambles to help Max after he falls. Later some shocking revelations shake ESPN to their very core. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, E...

The crew of ESPN have reached the mandatory water level of Famous Footwear. Can they survive a swim with some steampunk crocodiles, and can someone stop that ticking sound? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim H...

The crew of ESPN have to contend with a bad trip after huffing the fumes of some hot dog water before facing their greatest challenge yet: Tactical Assault Chihuahuas (Otherwise known as "Chihuahuas"). Can they survive the Chihuahua onslaught while experiencing shared hallucinations? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves...

With ESPN in hot pursuit of Famous Nathan a clever Lizzie helps the group convey themselves forward. After a quick stop for brownies they are stopped in the name of the law. Dead or alive, they're rolling for initiative. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian T...

It's a Famous family feud as ESPN infiltrate the Famous Footwear factory. With familicide in the forefront, only fast thinking will favor our friendly faces as they forge forwards. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed wi...

ESPN returns to Tightwad, arms up and forms a posse for their assault in Famous Footwear in the city of Salvation. What dangers and secrets await them in Famous Nathan's Corporate Stronghold? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production p...

In this holiday bonus episode our heroes are enthralled as Max shares the tale of Valenweenmas. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Product...

ESPN regain a party member and descend into the depths where they find Doctor Feelgood. The good doctor reveals some interesting information about Victor Lorde and Subway. Later they leave the underground and face off against a creepy critter. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is...

While Lizzie stays back in Tightwad to wrap up some things, the rest of the party journey to Silver Lake to find the medicinal herbs for the new medical tonics. But they probably weren't expecting to see a bunch of mutated Combat Critters around the lake! Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in...

Sloppy Joe meets the party in Tightwad with news from Bennie, and a bunch of random stuff. Why did Bennie send them this seemingly meaningless junk? Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Da...

The crew of ESPN journey to Lizzie's Hometown of Tightwad, where they meet the colorful locals and Swift Taylor seeks revenge on Max. Starring: Paul as the GM Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux Queen as Lizzie Calhoun Justin as Maximilian Graves Riley as Stirling Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, deve...