Black Girl Charmed - A Charmed Rewatch Podcast

Primrose Empath aka Sorry We're Late This week, the girls introduce a new segment while saying goodbye to the love segment. Leo continues to be the worst, Phoebe and Cole finally do the do, and once again, Prue is the MVP of the episode.

Sight Unseen, aka Intercourse over Innocents This week, the Halliwells are the innocents. But Piper and Phoebe are thinking with their lady parts instead of going on the defense. Piper gets into cringeworthy nipple stimulation with Leo, leaving Prue to deal with two gaslighting sisters, an ineffectual Guardian Angel, a stalker, and two demons! Speaking of the girls, they explore why the fandom has...

All Halliwells Eve aka Clock App Trends and Dark History. This week, the girls finally cover the infamous apple peel episode and rehash Grams' failure as a magical guardian while exploring the dark side of Colonial Virginia.

Once Upon A Time aka Hair Tutorials Necromancy and Kinks... This week, the girls turn the plot into an AITA letter while breaking down Piper's carnal love of the dead, the awesomeness of P Squared, and Phoebe's Primal Play.

Magic Hour aka Food Reviews, Safety Tips, and Toxic Cozy Romance This week's plot is nearly identical to a 1985 movie, so it was bound to go off the rails. Rae recaps her terrible time at a restaurant in Denver. Cole is so good at being bad that the girls discuss the toxic men who stole their hearts. Piper and Leo try and fail to elope, much to the girls' petty delight.

The Honeymoon's Over aka The Giggle Hour After multiple false starts, the girls finally start Season Three! The excitement causes the girls to forget to brand the episode while having multiple giggle fits. Best of all, Cole Turner is finally on the scene. RIP Steve Harwell.

Be Careful What You Witch For, aka You Call This A Season Finale?! Even though the season two finale is disappointing AF, the girls uncover a few things: The missing Leo is a killer plot. Prue trying to leave her sisters in the dust permanently. French Stewart loves playing questionable men.

Armageddon Not aka Pu**y Poppin Yelp Reviews this week, the Halliwells and Rae fight Armageddon while Leo shows just how toxic he is. Our hosts announce their TikTok live watch.

Astral Monkey aka The Exceptionally Confused Rae. The girls are beyond ready to get season two over with that Rae doesn't know what episodes were up to. While Leo disrespects boundaries, Dr. Williamson is back for this lackluster episode.

Ex Libris aka Holy Rollers Getting Sued! The girls are so over the place this week, and so are the writers. Leo gets beat up; there’s a demon with puppet hands, and Prue tries to get justice for her brother in Christ. 

Chick Flick aka Let's Wrap This Up! This week the girls are mentally exhausted, and Piper is still dragging out her boring love triangle. Prue learns never meet her idols, and we learn that Phoebe will make out with anyone.

How to Make A Quilt Out of Americans aka Spilling Tea with the Ops. In another snoozer of an episode, the girls learn that the Halliwell Sisters have learned nothing. Javier and the boys further prove they know nothing about the feminine gaze but thankfully, this is Kevin Inch's last time directing.

Murphy's Luck aka The One with the Depression Demon. Trigger warning: talks of suicide. Despite having a good plot, we're still discussing the love triangle from hell. Our girl Prue is in dire need of a therapist and better family members.

Give Me A Sign aka We're bored, let's go! Our shortest episode to date, so you know, S2E15 was booooooooorrrrrring! Piper is giving season two Carrie Bradshaw. Phoebe is exhausting - shocker. But Prue - Prue got her back broke by Bane!

Pardon My Past aka The Drunken Hour HUGE Trigger Warning beginning around 6:00 skip to 23:20. This week, the girls are liquored up and have strong feeling about Dan's and Leo's peens. Jonnelle mourns what could've been with evil Phoebe.

Animal Pragmatism, aka Gaslight 👏🏾 Gatekeep 👏🏾 Girlboss. Our manager had a lot to say about this underwhelming episode. The girls question why Leo (broke boi) Wyatt deserved a Valentine's Day gift. Rae is beyond bored with the DLP love triangle. Jonnelle finally admits Dan never had a fighting chance.

Awakened, aka Let's tell everyone about magic. This episode gets the first 10 rating in BGC history. Phoebe does her best to expose magic; Dan gets the short end of the stick, but most importantly, no more Jack!

Reckless Abandon aka Take Your Breaks! The girls are back after The Elders hit them with a one-two punch. Prue has never heard of personal gain. Phoebe DGAF about Darryl and Piper is down bad!

Heartbreak City aka Cupid, Fix my life. This week our hosts try a new format. Cupid drags the Halliwell sisters. Dan's toxicity is fully displayed while Jack tries to give good advice.

Ms. Hellfire aka Darryl and The Munches. This week Prue pretends to be a City Girl. Darryl learns the family secret while Jack and Dan solidify their Munch status.

P3 H2O, aka Clink clink lock errbody up! In what is supposed to be a heartwarming episode, the girls learn that the Elders and Whitelighters may have committed some extremely heinous crimes. This week's guest stars are Auntie Rae’s cocktail and our Manager.

aka The Akashic records of Rae's ex . This week marks the start of Jonnelle's campaign to get Rae to tell a story about her ex. The writers try to gaslight viewers into thinking Phoebe volunteers in her spare time. The girls swoon over Prues and Piper's relationship.

Welcome to this week's episode that the girls are calling 'Unveiling 'That Old Black Magic,' or as we call it, ' Deep Negro Sigh ... It's not personal; it's business.' As the holidays approach, we embarked on a two-day journey to brave this poorly written episode. But don't worry, we've got you covered with recommendations for other fantastic shows. Stay tun...

Welcome to this week's episode the girls are calling, 'Did This Age Well?' in this NC-17 episode that's been meticulously edited for your listening pleasure. While it left something to be desired, you can't expect anything less with a title like this, right? We do apologize for a brief sound issue and yet another break in the episode, but rest assured, there's plenty of con...

Welcome to this week's episode the girls are calling, 'What Would Jon Taffer Do?' Richard Compton rescues us from the Season Two slump in this episode. Get ready to witness the epic transformation of P3, as it evolves from a matronly pregame spot into the badass nightclub we all remember. And the best part? There's very little Peebee in this one – thank the stars! Leo's Playlis...