B&J ruin everything Podcast

The Deviant is back! B&J sit down with the Deviant as he talks about the year he spent in Hawaii. Why did he go to Hawaii? How did he become homeless? And who did he cuck?

Prostate massage from a game warden? Trafficking midgets, Stephen Hawking, Epstein and so much more!

The music edition. B&J Dissect the Kendrick Lamar / Drake the pedophile beef. Robbie Williams or whatever his name is..? And we want to fuck all the spice girls. 

B&J rehash stories from the Quad Cities. The boys sample some bourbon and talk about women, pseudo women and sports. 

B&J save the polar bears while finding a solution to homelessness and Bobby gets to see his mom more! Bobby goes back to his days in Racine and talks about a gift he gave his dad.

The final installment of the riveting big gay Chelsy series! Sex with miners or minors? One letter, big difference. Getting mesothelioma from blowing coal miners. Jarrett gets a promotion for having the most teeth. Laura Ingalls Wilder might have accidentally molested Bobby! Chelsy lays out his decrees if he ruled the world.

The 3rd installment of our sit down with Chelsy, the boys talk about the beauty of sleeping with ugly women, pronoun email signatures and 3D cocaine printing. B&J attempt to cure homosexuality with Jesus and a detox. The crew figures out that glory holes are only gay if you’re tall and so much more!!!

Chelsy the ho or Chelsy the Stud? Can an a** hole be worn as a shoe? Is the DEI bringing down planes? Who's more tolerable women or homosexuals? Gets the answers to these questions and so much more!

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B&J sit down with big gay Chelsy and the chaos ensues! 

B&J talk about Kyle Rittenhouse and sensitive Americans. Retards, race and the beauty of sleeping with unattractive women.

The boys discuss how social media has made men lazy when picking up women, bushes, and Macaulay Culkins’ stint as a stewardess on Epstein’s private jet; all while sampling different bourbons.

Jarrett stares death in the eyes and lives to tell about it.

Crackhead on earth as it is in heaven 

Starts with pee. B&J talk about supplement use. We get life advice from a crack addict and talk about the rising star of a crackhead. Jarrett explains how acupuncture makes you gay and also cures homosexuality! More pee and B&J want to see more steroids in sports with the all juice league.

We wrap up our 5 part series with Shawn the super deviant. The boys patch things up with Jews even though they killed Jesus. Can smoking “the crack” make you gay? Shawn issues a stern warning about porn addiction. The boys trade rehab stories. Shawn tells his most deviant story yet and almost gets to jerk off with slender man girl killer’s underwear.

The “tard” Stephen Hawking gets raped by space cock in a cardboard box. The boys talk about how retards have huge dongs and the nuances of shitting your pants. Jarrett introduces Bobby and Shawn to porn websites dedicated to have sex with retards and homeless people. Shawn breaks down ni**a amnesty and reveals that Mexicans like Jews more than black people.

Jarrett and his grandpa rack up the pay-per-view porn bill and Bobby tells the story of how his mom thought he lived for 30 years as an anonymous queer. Jarrett’s dad takes an alcoholism survey posing as his son and gets addicted to interventions while Jarrett can’t say frivolous. The boys spend way to much time talking about masturbation.

Black John and Ian the Italian Mexican. B&J dissect what makes black men and Irish men different. The boys get into the age old debate, big dick or big balls. Irish jizz stunt man. would you rather be gay or retarded? Shawn introduces vinegar strokes and his masturbation makes his mom uncomfortable.

B&J talk with Shawn about L. A. Wildfire conspiracies and uncles leaving a legacy through molestation. Bobby speaks Spanish and Jarrett farts in a sales meeting. Jarrett can’t remember Shawn’s name and Bobby gets riled up by liberals. Finally, Shawn drinks with a gay guy after he fights with his girlfriend.

Jarrett looses 2 cars and takes a prostitute to the bar. B&J talk about Peyton & Eli Manning and their advertising values, the female orgasm, gods and how pussy topples empires.

Lessons in fatherhood. jerking off with dial up internet. Jarrett hits the mother-load of nudie mags and Bobby gets revenge on dungeon & dragons with a dry hump foot job.

Barack Obama has a beautiful speaking voice. Jarrett shows Bobby his favorite deck of cards. Gas prices, Elon Musk and Martian energy.

Killing CEO’s, slinging purses at the gym and Martian pedofiles.

Women, more stuff and racism in zoophilia. disclaimer - it’s not ok to hit women. It’s just kinda funny to talk about it.